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Vampires are dark.

 

Well that depends. :derp:

 

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garlic bread.

But they taste awfuuuul. D: ( Like seriously )

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It just seems a bit of a waste to me... Fausticorn tears are really rare! It's like putting out a candle by launching it into outer space!

 

... Now I'm hungry for some garlic bread.

 

Those were tears of joy. Fausticorn gives out bottles of them for free.

 

Good.

 

Well that depends. :derp:

 

But they taste awfuuuul. D:

 

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Me too! Say, do you want a taste of Timesten's blood before she gets her body back? I wouldn't mind!

 

I'll take some blood.

For science!

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Well that depends. :derp:

 

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But they taste awfuuuul. D:

He may look cute and fuzzy, but he'll rip your heart out if your counting skills aren't impeccable.

 

I can see why a vampire would say that, but I assure you garlic bread tastes wonderful if you aren't a vampire!

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Oh. ...The tears of sadness are more powerful.

 

Why would you want Timestan's blood?  :confused:

 

Joy is more powerful than sadness. Rage on the other hand... well, rage is a different story altogether.

 

I told you; For science!

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He may look cute and fuzzy, but he'll rip your heart out if your counting skills aren't impeccable.

 

I can see why a vampire would say that, but I assure you garlic bread tastes wonderful if you aren't a vampire!

Conspiracy theory of the century.

Garlic still taste awful. 

Why would you want Timestan's blood?  :confused:

Nah I'm alright with strawberry juice and ketchup.

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You're kidding right? I mean, did you even see the first Pokemon movie? Trust me, where tears are concerned true sadness and despair makes the strongest tear.

 

:wat:

 

Healing tears don't work well against the undead. Holy water is just the fallen tears of a happy pony-god.

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Conspiracy theory of the century.

Garlic still taste awful. 

Nah I'm alright with strawberry juice and ketchup.

It's true, I swear!

 

How can you even say that!?

 

How can a vampire survive off strawberry juice and ketchup?

Healing tears don't work well against the undead. Holy water is just the fallen tears of a happy pony-god.

Sure they will! Haven't you played final fantasy? Healing items deal damage to the undead!

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How can a vampire survive off strawberry juice and ketchup?

Nay that avatar is actually a confusing fanart of Marceline from Adventure time.

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Nah that picture is actually a confusing fanart of Marceline from Adventure time. (  looks pretty cool neverthelss  ) 

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Really?  :wacko: Wow, I had no idea! But yeah, it does look pretty cool!

 

*Pit of flying kittens*

Bah, you're no fun.

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