mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,621]

"Now, listen closely

 Here's a little lesson in trickery

 This is going down in history

 If you wanna be a villain number one

 You have to chase a superhero on the run

 Go! Go! Go!

 

 Just follow my moves and sneak around

 Be careful not to make a sound

 Shh!

 *crunch*

 No, don't touch that!

 

 [instrumental]

 

 We are number one! 

 Hey!

 

 [instrumental]

 

 We are number one!

 

 [instrumental] 

 

 We are number one

 

 Hahaha...

 Now, look at this net that I just found

 When I say go 

 Be ready to throw

 Go! 

 *throws it on him*

 Throw it on him, not me!

 Ugh, let's try something else

 

 Now, watch and learn

 Here's the deal

 He slip and slide on this banana peel

 Hahaha....

 *all three slip on the peels*

 What are you doing!?

 

[instrumental]

 

(Hey!)

 

[instrumental]

 

We are number one!

Hey!

 

Villain Number One!

 

[instrumental]

 

(Hey!)

 

[instrumental]

 

We are number one!

We are number one!

 

Hey! Hey!"

[Sparklefan1234 151,948]

[Leere 8,290]

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,621]

"I am condemned,
For justly serving god,
As you decree I do.

I am condemned,
For vanquishing all those,
Who would have conquered you.

But as I return from my bloody campaign
You make treason my deadly reward
You cowards dare to treat me with disdain
For the way those men died by my sword.

I am condemned,
But reject what you cowards proclaim
As you hide behind god's holy name,
Playing the game, only hypocrites choose,
To hide your shame, in selfless blame.

I am condemned
I will descend, into the depths of hell,
Never to live again. My life will end,
But I will rise to claim the lives of mortal men.

I summon the forces of all you despise,
To avenge the great name of Dracul,
To make me immortal as my love dies,
And to give me hell's legions to you.

My living death is a self-imposed curse,
To mense my unholy crusade.
Eternal existence of night I traverse,
In vengeance for being betrayed.

I am condemned,
To exist in the devil's domain.
No more love in my heart will remain,
Never again, will I be so deceived.

Aggrieved by pain,
I am profane.
I am condemned.

To think I once believed it true,
That I could serve my country through
Your holy court.
But I no longer fight for kings.

The biased men,
With paper wings and bloody wars.
I challenge the holy to unholy conflict,
I declare war between heaven and hell.

The blood of the living shall be my reward,
For serving my master so well.

I am condemned
To exist on the blood in their veins,
For the blood is the life that sustains,
Unholy creatures, of darkness who dwell,
In hell's domain, where Satan reins.

I am condemned,
You are condemned,
I am Condemned!"

[Leere 8,290]

[Sparklefan1234 151,948]

[Leere 8,290]

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,621]

"The issue at hand

 

is the tissue at hand

and I wish you would hand

or I'll squish you at hand.

The tissue at hand to the man who can prove he can be

the most deserving he

that's me me-me-me-me

me me-me-me-me

me me-me-me-me

me-me-me-me-e-e-e-e.

Thank you bug.

Oh I love that!

Oh Bug, give me that Lollipop.

(Bug)
Yum. Tasty.

(Huxley)
That's mine!

Look at what I got, this lamp this yacht

But what makes having fun is knowing you have not.

Whoo! Come on Bug!

Some may call it greed, It's not, It's need

A need I love to feed, the need to have a lot.

I give my all to all I seize, see?

And all I give I give to me.

Ha!

I see it, take it, and I make it mine.

My little stamper adds a pinch of perfection.

On every middle is my little sign.

I aim

to make it mine!

(Minions)
He sees it, takes it, and he makes it "mine".

(Huxley)
I truly care.

(Minions)
His little stamper adds a pinch of perfection.

(Huxley)
I give and give.

(Minions)
On every middle is his little sign.

He aches!

(Huxley)
I ache!

(Minions)
He shakes!

(Huxley)
I quake!

(Huxley and Minions)
To make it mine!

(Huxley)
Oh, my favorite Teddy Bear!

Ah, my Yo-Yo! I love my Yo-Yo!

Something old, something new

something borrowed, something blue.

Things that once belonged to you.

Like this little plastic telephone.

I love this highway traffic cone.

Ooh! This wedding cake for Jill and Jake.

This rake. This giant rubber snake.

This Chippendale, DON'T LET IT BREAK!

(Bug)
It's true, love is a many-"splintered" thing.

(Minions)
He sees it, takes it, then he makes it "mine".

(Bug)
You better believe it!

(Minions)
Oh, what an honor to be in his collection.

(Bug)
It is such an honor.

(Minions)
It's like an offer that you can't define.

(Bug)
An offer you can't refuse.

(Minions)
He aches!

(Huxley)
I ache!

(Minions)
He shakes!

(Huxley)
I quake!

(Huxley and Minions)
To make it mine.

(Huxley)
You say you love your old Atari.

(sniffs) I love it more.

(Minions)
He loves it more.

(Huxley)
You say you love your new Ferarri

Mine! I love it more.

(Minions)
He loves it more.

(Huxley)
Look at me, I'm on safari.

Things I want, my only quarry.

I like what is yours far more than you.

(Minions)
Diddly, Diddly, Diddly-Doo.

(Huxley)
And if love means never having to say you're sorry...

(Drops glass of milk)

Well, I never do.

(Minions)
The lights! Someone turn on the lights!

(Huxley)
I see it, take it, then I make mine.

I stamp a valentine, a sign of affection.

Four little letters make a word so fine.

I ache

to make it

I see it, take it, then I make it mine.

(Minions)
He sees it, takes it

(Huxley)
I give a stamp that says good-bye to neglection!

I got an offer that you can't decline.

When umbrellas disappear

They're not lost. They're all here.

With the keys you cannot find.

Pens and Mittens left behind.

Got 'em locked in a box

with a million missing socks.

An army guy, a glove.

Here it is. Oh how I love

to make it mine!

HA HA!"

Edited November 14, 2016 by Stingy

[Sparklefan1234 151,948]

[Leere 8,290]

[Sparklefan1234 151,948]

[Ganondorf8 10,826]

[TheWhiteBowser 187]

[Zyrael 1,471]

lesbos

 

chicken-dragon?

[Kawaii Besu 27,940]

[Leere 8,290]

[Kawaii Besu 27,940]

[Leere 8,290]

[Kawaii Besu 27,940]

[Zyrael 1,471]

 

tattoo on butt

[Connie 319]

 

wipe your goddamn butt for petes sake

[Sparklefan1234 151,948]

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,621]

"Well, I guess that's my cue.

 

 

The Music Meister sings the song that the world wants to hear

Let's not fight,

let's get along,

for your hypnotic proprietor 

 

The Music Meister is the man that the world shall obey

So do your job, steal all you can 

While you're under my sway

 

[instrumental]

 

It's too late

Now's the date

When the world became unfurled

 

A satellite

 

Projects my might

 

Around my finger, you'll be twirled

 

 

The Music Meister sings the song that the world wants to hear

Let's not fight, 

let's get along, 

for our hypnotic proprietor 

 

The Music Meister is the man that the world shall obey

So do your job, steal all you can 

While you're under his sway

 

[instrumental]

 

You still persist

But don't resist

Sing along to my song

Dance a dance

Prance my prance

Because to me you now belong

 

 

The Music Meister sings the song that the world wants to hear

Let's not fight, 

let's get along, 

for our hypnotic proprietor 

 

The Music Meister is the man that the world shall obey

So do your job, steal all you can 

While you're under his sway

 

Just you and him

It's looking grim

Now you're mine

Will Bats resign?

 

Use your voice

He'll have no choice

Now it's time for you to shine

 

The Music Meister sings the song that the world wants to hear

Let's not fight, 

let's get along, 

for our hypnotic proprietor"

Edited November 14, 2016 by Stingy

[Sparklefan1234 151,948]

[Leere 8,290]