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Artist: Smigliano

 

[instrumental]

 

"Hey there! Let's have some fun

Join my good time gang

Just one question first

Rhubarb or meringue?

Ha!

 

We'll make folks happy through the land

Have them howling on their knees

So, my little orange friend

Lend a hand, if you please

Ha!

 

Hey, don't look so shocked

Ain't it about the time

To let the pun fit the crime

Ha!

 

Screwball, you try too hard

 

Dr. Screwball, if you please

I've got an online PhD

 

Folks should be free to find their own happiness

You can't force them to have fun

 

Sure, I can 

Watch this!

 

[instrumental Build Up]

 

Accordion!

 

[instrumental]

 

Banjo retort!

 

[instrumental]

 

Hey, you're pretty good

 

But, I think that we both know

It's time to let my Sylvia go

 

Never!

 

[instrumental]

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[instrumental]

[instrumental]

[instrumental]

[instrumental]

[instrumental]

 

*string break*

 

String break!

 

 

Here's a joke

How are you?

Just like a lollipop stick

In the end, you're both worn down by the force of my licks

Ha!

Ha! 

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

 

Ain't it a laugh? 

Ha Ha Ha

 

Looks like the end of the line

So

Let the pun

Fit theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Crime."

 

Song Credit: Wander Over Yonder- Let the Pun Fit the Crime

Edited by Stingy
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the_master_of_your_fate_by_gamerfox0255-Artist: GamerFox0255

 

"5, 6, 7, 8!

 

Don't bother getting up

You're in my control

No way for you to fuss and fight

I've taken all your powers

So, lucky you

You will be in my show tonight

 

You think you can defeat me

Oh, how very droll

Well, Titans

One thing you should know

I am the one with magic powers 'round here

I am the one who runs the show

 

I am the master of ceremonies

So, let me set you straight

With just a wave of my magic wand

I'm 

Master of your fate

 

With just some hocus pocus 

And slight of hand

You all are under my command

 

Put them in their cages

Keep them all apart

Places, everybody

The show's about to start

 

He is the master of ceremonies

So, let him set you straight

With just a wave of his magic wand

He's

Master of your fate

 

Master of your fate

 

Master of your fate

 

Master of your fate

 

Now for the grand finale

And the reason why you're here

Tonight, I will make the Titans

Disappear!

 

Forever..."

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