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[Nsxile 25,602]

I prefer copypasta... It tastes better 

[Xe__or 4,376]

I just want to eat your eyes

[Nsxile 25,602]

2 minutes ago, Xeltor said:

I just want to eat your eyes

You won't 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

Just now, Xeltor said:

I just want to eat your eyes

Ulgh no. Eyeballs taste gross, and brain is no longer legal to sell in the UK due to the risk of prion diseases...

[Nsxile 25,602]

Just now, CypherHoof said:

Ulgh no. Eyeballs taste gross, and brain is no longer legal to sell in the UK due to the risk of prion diseases...

Exactly 

[Xe__or 4,376]

5 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

Ulgh no. Eyeballs taste gross, and brain is no longer legal to sell in the UK due to the risk of prion diseases...

I’ll just bring him to my country where eyes and brains are alright

 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

Just now, Xeltor said:

I’ll just bring him to my country where eyes and brains are alright

Wasn't aware that there were any left - due to the risk of CJD and so forth, most countries have at least a severe inspection regime, if not an outright ban.

[Xe__or 4,376]

Just now, CypherHoof said:

Wasn't aware that there were any left - due to the risk of CJD and so forth, most countries have at least a severe inspection regime, if not an outright ban.

My mon likes sheep brains

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

That’s a random topic

[CypherHoof 26,479]

Just now, Xeltor said:

My mon likes sheep brains

My father did too, before the ban (in fact, whole sheep heads with the top cut open)
Eyes are usually included in the ban too though (and of course spinal cord and so forth)

[Xe__or 4,376]

Just now, CypherHoof said:

My father did too, before the ban (in fact, whole sheep heads with the top cut open)
Eyes are usually included in the ban too though (and of course spinal cord and so forth)

I want to taste some once

[CypherHoof 26,479]

1 minute ago, Xeltor said:

I want to taste some once

Its overrated. seriously, eyeballs are slimy, gross and full of near-tasteless jelly, and sheeps brain is like someone tried to make chocolate pudding out of lamb flavoured jelly...

[Xe__or 4,376]

2 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

Its overrated. seriously, eyeballs are slimy, gross and full of near-tasteless jelly, and sheeps brain is like someone tried to make chocolate pudding out of lamb flavoured jelly...

I gotta try some new things you know?

[CypherHoof 26,479]

Just now, Xeltor said:

I gotta try some new things you know?

Well, its up to you. It *is* a uniquely horrible experience I guess....

Just be safe; Prion diseases are horrible, incurable, and can take decades to kick in

[Nsxile 25,602]

21 minutes ago, Xeltor said:

I’ll just bring him to my country where eyes and brains are alright

 

I mean... You can attempt to... But you'll likely be incinerated before you get within 5 meters of me 

[Xe__or 4,376]

3 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

I mean... You can attempt to... But you'll likely be incinerated before you get within 5 meters of me 

You would burn a buddy ?

[Nsxile 25,602]

1 minute ago, Xeltor said:

You would burn a buddy ?

If you'd try to remove my eyes by any means... Which would be considered a hostile act... But if not, then I'd have no reason to 

[Xe__or 4,376]

3 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

If you'd try to remove my eyes by any means... Which would be considered a hostile act... But if not, then I'd have no reason to 

Please do it

If I have to die I want to die crispy

[CypherHoof 26,479]

2 minutes ago, Xeltor said:

Please do it

If I have to die I want to die crispy

BBQ'd works better, perhaps with some ketchup?

[Nsxile 25,602]

1 minute ago, Xeltor said:

Please do it

If I have to die I want to die crispy

But... I mean you don't. Just don't attempt to take my eyes 

[Xe__or 4,376]

2 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

But... I mean you don't. Just don't attempt to take my eyes 

Please do it I won’t get any other occasion 

[Nsxile 25,602]

Just now, Xeltor said:

Please do it I won’t get any other occasion 

But... I mean... I'd rather not... You fascinate me 

[Xe__or 4,376]

Just now, Nsxile said:

But... I mean... I'd rather not... You fascinate me 

That’s the nicest thing someone outside my family said to me today 

[Xe__or 4,376]

But you all still lose

LOOOOOSERS

[Nsxile 25,602]

You somehow double posted... I'm actually impressed