mega thread Last Poster Wins

[DubWolf 16,573]

You can’t win either  .

Nice explosion  . Can you also implode  ?

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

No, I can’t. Otherwise I’d be ImplosionMare (ba-dum-tsh!)

[Nsxile 25,605]

5 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

There. Now you can’t win anymore cause I blew up the forum.

It survived 

Edited September 20, 2019 by Nsxile

[Flutterstep 46,189]

The forum had the flak jacket perk on 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

9 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

It survived 

Noooooo

[CypherHoof 26,479]

It has all it's life to live, it has all it's love to give...

[DubWolf 16,573]

And all of it from Shrek.

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

No, no Shrek! Shrek is love Shrek is life

[CypherHoof 26,479]

What's wrong with Shrek? It's ecologically friendly?

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

Y'all are just wasting your time. The winner has arrived. 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

That's not how you usually spell "sinner"

[Nsxile 25,605]

That's not how you spell "spinner" 

[Flutterstep 46,189]

That’s not how you spell "sprinkler" 

[Nsxile 25,605]

That's not how you spell "swindler" 

[Flutterstep 46,189]

That’s not how you spell "chandelier" 

[Nsxile 25,605]

That's not how you spell "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" 

Edited September 21, 2019 by Nsxile

[CypherHoof 26,479]

4 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

That's not how you spell "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" 

Banned for not pronouncing it "llanfair pg"

[Nsxile 25,605]

1 minute ago, CypherHoof said:

Banned for not pronouncing it "llanfair pg"

Banned because that isn't the full name though 

[Flutterstep 46,189]

Banned because dragons are discount reindeers. 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

1 minute ago, Flutterstep said:

Banned because dragons are discount reindeers. 

Wouldn't a discount reindeer fit in a marquee though?

[Nsxile 25,605]

Banned because last time I checked, reindeers don't breath fire and can't actually fly 

[Flutterstep 46,189]

1 minute ago, Nsxile said:

Banned because last time I checked, reindeers don't breath fire and can't actually fly 

Banned because they can fly. How do you think Santa gets around when he can’t get a signal on his phone to call for a taxi? 

[Nsxile 25,605]

1 minute ago, Flutterstep said:

Banned because they can fly. How do you think Santa gets around when he can’t get a signal on his phone to call for a taxi? 

Banned because he automated his system ages ago and uses drones now 

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

Why are we banning people 

[Flutterstep 46,189]

2 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

Banned because he automated his system ages ago and uses drones now 

So that’s why my cat brought in several drones last Christmas.  Also banned for banning in the wrong thread. You and Cypher get coal this year.