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[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Hanhanhaaaaan @WWolf ! You won't win that easily ! 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

I think a beyond burger is technically a salad

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

No it’s not no one puts beef in a salad

[CypherHoof 26,479]

7 minutes ago, ExplosionMare said:

No it’s not no one puts beef in a salad

But it doesn't have any beef in it.

although for that matter - if you can have a ham salad or a chicken salad, why not a beef one?

[DubWolf 16,578]

Yes very true  . Call it red salad... because red meat .

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Eww that sounds gross

[DubWolf 16,578]

10 minutes ago, ExplosionMare said:

Eww that sounds gross

Or does it  . How about crimson salad  ? Sounds tuff .

[CypherHoof 26,479]

Roast Pork Salad could be a thing too.

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Is it really a thing or did you just make it up?

[CypherHoof 26,479]

I don't know if it is a thing or not, hence "could be a thing"

I know roast pork salad sandwiches are a thing, because I have bought them before. That doesn't mean you can get an actual roast pork salad (although of course nothing is stopping you making one)

In fact, I am tempted to go get a mixed leaf salad from lidl now, and chop roast pork into it

[DubWolf 16,578]

Tee bee eighch that seems a bit overpowering; pork on salad  . But do as you do  .

[CypherHoof 26,479]

Well, not much different from ham salad; key is to remember you just need a little to add flavour, not so much you struggle to find the salad

[DubWolf 16,578]

Hmm but isn’t the ham usually turkey ham  ? 

Olol what am I saying. Ham is ham! I’m thinking of turkey sausage/bacon.

[CypherHoof 26,479]

bits of crispy bacon go well in a salad too - lot of stores sell precooked crispy bacon specifically for salads

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

You guys are making me hungry for salad

[CypherHoof 26,479]

1 minute ago, ExplosionMare said:

You guys are making me hungry for salad

Me too, sadly - but its a national holiday here in the UK, and I was unable to get any. got a ham and cheese sammich...

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

That sounds good though (the sandwich)

[CypherHoof 26,479]

2 minutes ago, ExplosionMare said:

That sounds good though (the sandwich)

Well, I enjoyed it. The ham was a bit mild (its just shoulder ham, from a supermarket, that I bought for omlettes) so I went with a nice gouda rather than something stronger; I would normally hand-cut from a gammon, and then a sharp cheddar would have went well, but it would have overpowered this stuff.

[DubWolf 16,578]

Sounds complicated .

I just eat ready to eat normally  

[CypherHoof 26,479]

2 hours ago, WWolf said:

Sounds complicated .

I just eat ready to eat normally  

sammich not complicated. pull out bread, go to fridge, pull out ham, pull out cheese, assemble, eat

[DubWolf 16,578]

3 hours ago, CypherHoof said:

sammich not complicated. pull out bread, go to fridge, pull out ham, pull out cheese, assemble, eat

That’s more than two steps D:

[CypherHoof 26,479]

12 hours ago, WWolf said:

That’s more than two steps D:

Less work than most "ready meals" I have.

Although normal shopping hours today (well normal for Covid world) so managed to get some salad, some roast beef, and some smoked chicken. Roast beef salad is my plan for a little later (with grated extra-mature cheddar too)

[Flutterstep 46,196]

CypherHoof can be our forum chef

[DubWolf 16,578]

Yes pls 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

Yes he should cook us all “award-winning” sandwiches