Omegle Trolling

[Mirad 217]

Alrighty! I just got out of an ASL'r, and this time I made HIM leave. wanna see these juicy trolls? here you go (censoring on some parts):

 

 

 

Stranger: M

 

You: sup

 

Stranger: Asl

 

You: I am my age, i am my gender, and im in my location

 

You: you?

 

Stranger: *censored* (aroused)

 

You: hold on, let me find a fuck i can give

 

You: oh wait, im all out

 

You: sorry

 

Stranger: Wow

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

WOOT! Thank me later, fillies and gentlecolts.

[Senor Citizen 516]

Stranger: hi asl

Me: American Sign Language?

Me: Apples Suck League?

Me: ummm...

Me: Are Snakes Logical?

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mirad 217]

Stranger: hi asl

Me: American Sign Language?

Me: Apples Suck League?

Me: ummm...

Me: Are Snakes Logical?

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Hold on, I gotta get off the floor from laughing so much...

God, if only I was as creative as you... The quotes up there I created, but your's are better...

God this is awkward

[Discovery Dream 592]

I went on omegle, once. Debunked a bunch of horny teenagers with the same 'get a life' rant each time. It was awesome.

[Senor Citizen 516]

Hold on, I gotta get off the floor from laughing so much...

God, if only I was as creative as you... The quotes up there I created, but your's are better...

God this is awkward

 

I'm sorry, but this and being a grammar Nazi are my favorite pastimes. You're going to have to practice for a while to be as ridiculously annoying as I am.

[Mirad 217]

I'm sorry, but this and being a grammar Nazi are my favorite pastimes. You're going to have to practice for a while to be as ridiculously annoying as I am.

 

yeah, I try to grammar nazi too, but I get outta grammar when I don't troll it.

Optifine Omegle Nazi's, that's our name. Trolling teenagers is our game!

[Senor Citizen 516]

And before I forget...

Stranger: m or f

Me: Top or bottom half?

Stranger: wut?

Me: Which are you talking about?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[SmittyWerbenjagermanjense 1,032]

Lol i mostly just mess with them or use some quotes from the movie "Pulp Fiction" or act like im billy mays

[Senor Citizen 516]

I also sometimes take what THEY say, feed it through Cleverbot, reply with what Cleverbot says, and feed their answer back through Cleverbot until they get weirded out and leave. I seriously am way too efficient with this kind of thing...

[Mirad 217]

Stranger: hi asl

Me: American Sign Language?

Me: Apples Suck League?

Me: ummm...

Me: Are Snakes Logical?

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

here is a more recent conversation, for your enjoyment. please rate me, oh mighty troll master:

 

 

You: hi

 

Stranger: hie

 

Stranger: female there?

 

You: i dont know

 

You: where?

 

Stranger: what

 

Stranger: ?

 

You: well

 

You: you said there'

 

You: but where is there?

 

You: is it here

 

You: or aywhere?

 

Stranger: okey

 

Stranger: r u female

 

You: hm

 

You: R or U...

 

You: i dont know

 

You: i think R

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Senor Citizen 516]

Lol i mostly just mess with them or use some quotes from the movie "Pulp Fiction" or act like im billy mays

 

Small fry. One of these days, just start being really weird, or post links to weird videos (My Garry's Mod is pretty good on that count) or act like a telemaketer.

 

here is a more recent conversation, for your enjoyment. please rate me, oh mighty troll master:

 

 

You: hi

 

Stranger: hie

 

Stranger: female there?

 

You: i dont know

 

You: where?

 

Stranger: what

 

Stranger: ?

 

You: well

 

You: you said there'

 

You: but where is there?

 

You: is it here

 

You: or aywhere?

 

Stranger: okey

 

Stranger: r u female

 

You: hm

 

You: R or U...

 

You: i dont know

 

You: i think R

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Pretty good on the confusion count, but the execution could use some work. You usually don't want to explain it that much, unless it's one of those trolls designed to make someone look silly or dumb. Oh, and the bit about R make me chuckle.

Gon go on Omegle and be ridiculous, back soon.

 

Stranger: Hey Sl

 

Stranger: Adl

 

Stranger: Asl

 

You: Took you a few tries.

 

Stranger: Yeah j know lol stupid auto cores t

 

Stranger: *correct

 

You: Oh God.

 

You: fuk dat shit

 

You: OUTTA HERE

 

You have disconnected.

 

Stranger: female 18 usa

 

You: Sandvich.

 

You: WO HO HP

 

Stranger: I just started using this site today. My idiot ex cheated on me so looking for a replacement loll. I'm Kelly by the way. And u r?

 

Stranger: Oh I see.... Soo bored at my call center job right now. Do you use any dating sites?

 

You: A random guy on the Internet, confusing the hell out of people.

 

Stranger: Sorry I gotta get off this shit. My boss is watching me hard right now. Here look for Kelly38DD on this site (site withheld) I got pictures, skype, facebook info on my profile. Its like free like facebook but more for hooking up. Takes like 1 min to sign up. Add me so we can talk when I get home. talk soon babe

 

You: Your copypasta is a bit out of whack, there, Kelly.

 

You have disconnected.

Edited August 25, 2012 by Bartholomew Cubbins

[Mirad 217]

Small fry. One of these days, just start being really weird, or post links to weird videos (My Garry's Mod is pretty good on that count) or act like a telemaketer.

 

 

Pretty good on the confusion count, but the execution could use some work. You usually don't want to explain it that much, unless it's one of those trolls designed to make someone look silly or dumb. Oh, and the bit about R make me chuckle.

Gon go on Omegle and be ridiculous, back soon.

 

Stranger: Hey Sl

 

Stranger: Adl

 

Stranger: Asl

 

You: Took you a few tries.

 

Stranger: Yeah j know lol stupid auto cores t

 

Stranger: *correct

 

You: Oh God.

 

You: fuk dat shit

 

You: OUTTA HERE

 

You have disconnected.

 

Stranger: female 18 usa

 

You: Sandvich.

 

You: WO HO HP

 

Stranger: I just started using this site today. My idiot ex cheated on me so looking for a replacement loll. I'm Kelly by the way. And u r?

 

Stranger: Oh I see.... Soo bored at my call center job right now. Do you use any dating sites?

 

You: A random guy on the Internet, confusing the hell out of people.

 

Stranger: Sorry I gotta get off this shit. My boss is watching me hard right now. Here look for Kelly38DD on this site (sit withheld) I got pictures, skype, facebook info on my profile. Its like free like facebook but more for hooking up. Takes like 1 min to sign up. Add me so we can talk when I get home. talk soon babe

 

You: Your copypasta is a bit out of whack, there, Kelly.

 

You have disconnected.

 

I wanna brohoof you again. character limit is spy, why dont we kill it before it saps all the sentries?

[Senor Citizen 516]

I wanna brohoof you again. character limit is spy, why dont we kill it before it saps all the sentries?

 

I wanna brohoof you again. character limit is spy, why dont we kill it before it saps all the sentries?

 

Stranger: Hi!

 

You: Hello.

 

Stranger: 25m

 

You: Of what?

 

Stranger: im a 25yr male

 

You: Oh.

 

You: Do you really think you'll find someone on a random chat Internet site?

 

You: I mean, I could be anyone.

 

Stranger: who r u

 

You: The cops, an insane person, your mom...

 

You: Anyone.

 

You: And I prefer English, not textese.

 

Stranger: who u gonna pretend to be?

 

You: Iono.

 

You: Anyone I want.

 

You: You don't know who I am.

 

You: I don't know who you are.

 

Stranger: no shit!!

 

You: Even if there were pictures, I could be going on Google Images for them.

 

You: What's the point?

 

You have disconnected.

 

Stranger: M

 

Stranger: Hi

 

You: I

 

You: EAT

 

You: YOUR

 

You: SANDWICHES

 

Stranger: SOUL?

 

Stranger: AWWW

 

You: I EAT EM UP!

 

Stranger: NAW NOW

 

You: WO HO HO

 

Stranger: how you gon do dat

 

You: Magic?

[Mirad 217]

Stranger: Hi!

 

You: Hello.

 

Stranger: 25m

 

You: Of what?

 

Stranger: im a 25yr male

 

You: Oh.

 

You: Do you really think you'll find someone on a random chat Internet site?

 

You: I mean, I could be anyone.

 

Stranger: who r u

 

You: The cops, an insane person, your mom...

 

You: Anyone.

 

You: And I prefer English, not textese.

 

Stranger: who u gonna pretend to be?

 

You: Iono.

 

You: Anyone I want.

 

You: You don't know who I am.

 

You: I don't know who you are.

 

Stranger: no shit!!

 

You: Even if there were pictures, I could be going on Google Images for them.

 

You: What's the point?

 

You have disconnected.

 

Fucking. Gold. Medal.

is what you get. bravo, just bravo. you deserved it, and you earned it. all for the character limit.

[Senor Citizen 516]

Fucking. Gold. Medal.

is what you get. bravo, just bravo. you deserved it, and you earned it. all for the character limit.

 

Dis be fun.

 

Stranger: M

 

Stranger: Hi

 

You: I

 

You: EAT

 

You: YOUR

 

You: SANDWICHES

 

Stranger: SOUL?

 

Stranger: AWWW

 

You: I EAT EM UP!

 

Stranger: NAW NOW

 

You: WO HO HO

 

Stranger: how you gon do dat

 

You: Magic?

 

Stranger: hey m or f?

 

You: Top or bottom half?

 

Stranger: top

 

Stranger: and bottom

 

You: Or rather, left or right quadrant?

 

Stranger: everything?

 

You: That's a tall order.

 

You: WO HO HO

 

You have disconnected.

DiscordxChoas, I can see you reading this. Bow down to your master.

 

Stranger: 16 m

 

You: Of what?

 

Stranger: ?

 

You: ?

 

Stranger: of what

 

You: You say, 16 meters. I ask, of what?

 

You: What's the malfunction?

 

Stranger: male!

 

You: That's a lot of male.

 

Stranger: wat a fuking dumbass!

 

You: So sayeth the idiot. *What *fucking

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected

Right, I'm done here.

Edited August 25, 2012 by Bartholomew Cubbins

[Twilight Sky 449]

Stranger: *vegeta bumps into you*

 

You: Hey! It's me Goku, here to visit you!

 

Stranger: Why would you visit me Kakarot?

 

You: To show you this. *concentrates* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *energy flows around him and his hair turns golden*

 

Stranger: I know you can go Super Saiyan, you twit. So can I.

 

You: I would like to see that.

 

Stranger: Alright. *Concentrates* HAAAAAAA! *energy flows around him and his hair turns golden*

 

You: But you can't go Super Saiyan times two can you?

 

You: *golden hair grows longer* Times 2!

 

Stranger: *Hair grows longer* I can too.

 

You: How is my power level?

 

Stranger: Very high.

 

You: Is it over 9000?

 

Stranger: Yes it is, but I'm not gonna say it.

 

You: Dammit Vegeta...

 

 

I ran into him a few times but he would never say it...

[Some_random_guy 1,857]

You made me actually visit Omegle for the first time in a wile.

My first conversation.

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: m

 

You: hello

 

Stranger: asl?

 

You: All slugs lathargic?

 

Stranger: age sex location?

 

You: Oh ok

 

You: OVER 9000!!!!!! Alot of it Behind you with some chips, They are good.

 

Stranger: r u female?

 

You: I personally prefer U Females instead of R females.

 

Stranger: k

 

Stranger: then add me as ur frnd in fb

 

Stranger: (Censored cause of privacy for the loser)

 

Stranger: pls

 

You: Okie Dokie Lokie then.

 

Stranger: k.

 

Stranger: i will wait

 

You: Oh crap. I forgot my FB account password, Can't log in. :/

 

Stranger: hey

 

Stranger: wat to do now?

 

Stranger: in skype?

 

You: I don't have Skype...

 

Stranger: oh shit

 

Stranger: wat to do?

 

You: It's not secure enough.

 

You: Um... Panic

 

Stranger: k. but how can u forgot the fb passwrd?

 

You: Haven't used it in a long time

 

Stranger: then ur gmail address?

 

You: Don't use Gmail...

 

Stranger: then yahoo address?

 

You: I don't use Yahoo either...

 

Stranger: ho. want to fuck u

 

Stranger: wat to do?

 

You: IDK

 

Stranger: pls click forgot passwrd in fb

 

Stranger: then u can easily reset passwrd

 

You: My Hotmail account got hacked and I won't get the email giving me my new password :/

 

Stranger: hmmm

 

Stranger: kallam paranjaal enikku ariyaam tto

 

You: What?

 

Stranger: i mean, i know u r lieing to me.

 

Stranger: but. k

 

Stranger: do as u wish

 

Stranger: i m not interfering u

 

You: I'm not lieing to you. T_T

 

Stranger: hmmm

 

Stranger: then can u talk sex here?

 

You: Nah. Don't want to

 

Stranger: y?

 

Stranger: is it gud?

 

You: Cause I don't.

 

Stranger: is it gud?

 

You: I'm sorry but I'm not a horny, teenaged loser like you.

 

Stranger: k

 

Stranger: but i m not a loser

 

Stranger: k

 

Stranger: ur country?

 

You: Equestria.

 

Stranger: where is that?

 

You: Right under Dumbasistand and above Uraq

 

Stranger: sry i cant undrstand

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Senor Citizen 516]

You made me actually visit Omegle for the first time in a wile.

My first conversation.

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: m

 

You: hello

 

Stranger: asl?

 

You: All slugs lathargic?

 

Stranger: age sex location?

 

You: Oh ok

 

You: OVER 9000!!!!!! Alot of it Behind you with some chips, They are good.

 

Stranger: r u female?

 

You: I personally prefer U Females instead of R females.

 

Stranger: k

 

Stranger: then add me as ur frnd in fb

 

Stranger: (Censored cause of privacy for the loser)

 

Stranger: pls

 

You: Okie Dokie Lokie then.

 

Stranger: k.

 

Stranger: i will wait

 

You: Oh crap. I forgot my FB account password, Can't log in. :/

 

Stranger: hey

 

Stranger: wat to do now?

 

Stranger: in skype?

 

You: I don't have Skype...

 

Stranger: oh shit

 

Stranger: wat to do?

 

You: It's not secure enough.

 

You: Um... Panic

 

Stranger: k. but how can u forgot the fb passwrd?

 

You: Haven't used it in a long time

 

Stranger: then ur gmail address?

 

You: Don't use Gmail...

 

Stranger: then yahoo address?

 

You: I don't use Yahoo either...

 

Stranger: ho. want to fuck u

 

Stranger: wat to do?

 

You: IDK

 

Stranger: pls click forgot passwrd in fb

 

Stranger: then u can easily reset passwrd

 

You: My Hotmail account got hacked and I won't get the email giving me my new password :/

 

Stranger: hmmm

 

Stranger: kallam paranjaal enikku ariyaam tto

 

You: What?

 

Stranger: i mean, i know u r lieing to me.

 

Stranger: but. k

 

Stranger: do as u wish

 

Stranger: i m not interfering u

 

You: I'm not lieing to you. T_T

 

Stranger: hmmm

 

Stranger: then can u talk sex here?

 

You: Nah. Don't want to

 

Stranger: y?

 

Stranger: is it gud?

 

You: Cause I don't.

 

Stranger: is it gud?

 

You: I'm sorry but I'm not a horny, teenaged loser like you.

 

Stranger: k

 

Stranger: but i m not a loser

 

Stranger: k

 

Stranger: ur country?

 

You: Equestria.

 

Stranger: where is that?

 

You: Right under Dumbasistand and above Uraq

 

Stranger: sry i cant undrstand

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

OOOOOH HA HA HAAAAAA

Oh my God, that's hilarious! How long have you been at this?

Right, I'm friending you.

[Some_random_guy 1,857]

OOOOOH HA HA HAAAAAA

Oh my God, that's hilarious! How long have you been at this?

Right, I'm friending you.

 

The conversation lasted 10 minutes, but if your are talking about Trolling in general, I've always been sort of one, mostly in games when someone uses something n00bish.

[Mirad 217]

why did I just randomly see 11 people reading this? I AM THE TOPIC MASTER.

Ha, no really, lotsa people. Gay luigi? spaghetti. boi.

[GEROMY 41]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: HEY YO WASSUP

 

Stranger: hello

 

You: sorri lolz

 

You: caps

 

Stranger: u good fm or m

 

You: male

 

Stranger: im femalw

 

You: humdinger.

 

Stranger: female

 

Stranger: ha whay

 

You: Hmmmm.... Question.

 

You: Are you... green?

 

You: Like, is your skin green?

 

Stranger: gre

 

Stranger: umm no im hispanic

 

You: OH SHIT

 

You: I KNEW IT

 

You: YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE SPACE LESBIANS!

 

You: YOU'VE COME TO TAKE MY NEBULA PANTS D:

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edited August 25, 2012 by NastyMann

[Purple Moon 14]

You: hi

 

Stranger: Hii

 

Stranger: asl?

 

You: all seals lie?

 

Stranger: 19 m india

 

You: any swan love?

 

Stranger: what??

 

You: ummm apple sauce lick

 

Stranger: hmm okay

 

You: albino swine lemon

 

You: what do you mean by this asl business

 

Stranger: it means whats your age sex and location.

 

You: im 2 years old genderless my location is in my crib

 

Stranger: cool

 

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edited August 25, 2012 by Purple Moon

[Jibus 192]

The Only Good Thing About Omegle: *in Meet Strangers With Common Interests puts My Little Pony* Have an awesome conversation about ponies

[Some_random_guy 1,857]

Got some more here

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: hello

 

Stranger: asian f?

 

You: Depends... what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

This one he turned it back on to me a bit

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: Hello

 

Stranger: m

 

You: n

 

Stranger: o

 

You: p

 

Stranger: q

 

You: r

 

Stranger: s

 

You: t

 

Stranger: u

 

You: v

 

Stranger: w

 

You: x

 

Stranger: y

 

You: z

 

Stranger: a

 

You: b

 

Stranger: tell after that also

 

You: ok... c

 

Stranger: then

 

You: d

 

Stranger: continue

 

You: e

 

You: f

 

You: g

 

You: h

 

You: i

 

You: j

 

You: k

 

You: l

 

You: then we are back to where we started

 

You: So I knows my Alphabet

 

Stranger: good i got a revision too.........

 

You: Oh Really?

 

Stranger: yeah

 

You: What is it?

 

Stranger: oh i forgot can u repeat once again

 

You: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

 

Stranger: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Last on in this post

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: hey

 

You: Hello

 

Stranger: my sister told me to go on this soooo

 

Stranger: asl?

 

You: I'll tell you if you know what this is

 

You: I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST!

 

Stranger: The best there ever was

 

Stranger: Pokemon!

 

Stranger: :]

 

You:

 

Stranger: gotta catch'em all

 

Stranger: asl?

 

You: Just one more to make sure...

 

You: I used to wonder whay Friendship could be till...

 

You: *What

 

Stranger: ....

 

You: Ok your a good sport I'll tell you

 

You: 89 H Under your bed.

 

You: you need to dust under here.

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mirad 217]

Got some more here

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: hello

 

Stranger: asian f?

 

You: Depends... what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

This one he turned it back on to me a bit

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: Hello

 

Stranger: m

 

You: n

 

Stranger: o

 

You: p

 

Stranger: q

 

You: r

 

Stranger: s

 

You: t

 

Stranger: u

 

You: v

 

Stranger: w

 

You: x

 

Stranger: y

 

You: z

 

Stranger: a

 

You: b

 

Stranger: tell after that also

 

You: ok... c

 

Stranger: then

 

You: d

 

Stranger: continue

 

You: e

 

You: f

 

You: g

 

You: h

 

You: i

 

You: j

 

You: k

 

You: l

 

You: then we are back to where we started

 

You: So I knows my Alphabet

 

Stranger: good i got a revision too.........

 

You: Oh Really?

 

Stranger: yeah

 

You: What is it?

 

Stranger: oh i forgot can u repeat once again

 

You: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

 

Stranger: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Last on in this post

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: hey

 

You: Hello

 

Stranger: my sister told me to go on this soooo

 

Stranger: asl?

 

You: I'll tell you if you know what this is

 

You: I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST!

 

Stranger: The best there ever was

 

Stranger: Pokemon!

 

Stranger: :]

 

You:

 

Stranger: gotta catch'em all

 

Stranger: asl?

 

You: Just one more to make sure...

 

You: I used to wonder whay Friendship could be till...

 

You: *What

 

Stranger: ....

 

You: Ok your a good sport I'll tell you

 

You: 89 H Under your bed.

 

You: you need to dust under here.

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

UNTIL YOU ALL SHARED ITS MAGIC WITH ME!

BIG ADVENTURE, TONS OF FUN!

A BEAUTIFUL HEART, FAITH FULL AND STRONG!

SHARING KINDNESS, IT'S AN EASY FEE!

AND MAGIC MAKES IT ALL COMPLETE, YEAH, myyy...

Curse you.