Omegle Trolling

[Jibus 192]

Me Pretending to be Twilight Sparkle WIN!

Stranger: hii

 

You: Hi there!

 

Stranger: asl?

 

You: Asl?

 

You: What does that mean??

 

Stranger: age sex location

 

You: Oh! sorry its my first time using omegle!

 

Stranger: it's ok

 

Stranger: now tell ur asl !

 

You: Well Im in my 20's Im a female, and i live in this small place called Ponyville

 

You: What about you??

 

Stranger: cool !

 

Stranger: i'm 20

 

Stranger: male

 

Stranger: from india

 

You: I've never been there before! But I've read alot about it! I love reading

 

Stranger: are you horny !?

 

Stranger:

 

You: Well I do have a horn...I use it for all sorts of magical things!

 

Stranger:

 

Stranger: what are you doing here on omegle?

 

You: Oh im here to learn more about friendship I have to turn it into my boss Celestia by the end of the day

 

Stranger: hey have u ever had sex !??

 

Stranger:

 

You: Oh we dont have sex where im from! But i've read alot on the subject!

 

Stranger: then how were you born ??

 

Stranger: without sex

 

Stranger: idiot

 

You: Well by the power of magic of course!

 

Stranger: ffuck off bitch !

 

Stranger: don't irritate me

 

You: Excuse me! I didnt mean to irritate you....cant you just love and tolerate?

 

You: Oh by The Way my name is Twilight Sparkle and you?

 

Stranger: KUSHAGRA SAXENA

 

You: Excuse me sir?

 

Stranger: what?

 

You: Oh sorry about that ^-^ So what color mane do you have??

Then he disconnected XDDD

Edited August 25, 2012 by Jibus

[Street Comedy 327]

You are now chatting with a random stranger, say hi!

You:*Beep boop*, I am a robot, I was created to occupy American jobs, *beep boop!*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[NewCalamity 3,454]

This thread appears to be some manner of random (but strangely enjoyable) nonsense, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to the Forum Lounge section of Cloudsdale Colosseum. This is an automatically generated message, by the way.

[I_wesley125 393]

I have some GIF's I use that can get some really funny reactions.

Although they are HIGHLY NSFW so I will just... not post them.

[Bloodman123 0]

Cry some more!

[Vulpes 26]

Haha I hate ASL so much, gonna give a little sample platter of my omegle trolling experiences. The grand platter of my troll tactics. Enjoy. I collected some of these fresh some of them from old copies.

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Allo

Stranger: asl

You: Bacon?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Stranger: hey

You: Allo

Stranger: asl

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You have disconnected.

 

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Allo

Stranger: hi

You: How do you do?

Stranger: great u

You: Splendiferous

Stranger: f.m

You: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・✧。・­­­­­­゜゜・。*。・゜*✧ SPARKLETHING!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: Allo

 

Stranger: M 16

 

You: D 42

 

You: BINGO!

 

Stranger: Lol

 

Stranger: Good for you man

 

You: thankies

 

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: Allo

 

Stranger: m or f

 

You: C

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: hello

 

You: Allo

 

Stranger: age?

 

You: 9001

 

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: hi

 

You: Allo

 

Stranger: asl

 

You: American sign language? Interestingly enough just started learning it.

 

You: I can say hello, bye, ask for water, food, and I have most of the alphabet.

 

You: you?

 

You: Also, kudos on knowing/learning it, great skill. I have a mute, deaf grandma... makes it so east to talk now!

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi! Are you a dude?

You: A wild abra appeared!

Stranger: ---- I hate abra's!

You have disconnected.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: m

You: Knock knock

Stranger: who's there

You: disco

Stranger: disco who....?

You: disconnected!

You have disconnected.

 

Edited August 26, 2012 by Vulpes

[NavelColt 22,876]

This was back over a year or two ago, maybe even earlier, back before the ability to search for specific interests with people was available. I don't remember the specific conversation but I'll summarize

 

I had gone through about twenty people, and this was the outcome every. Single. Time.

Stranger: asl

Me: Male.

Stranger: *Disconnected*

 

And that process went about like a billion times. It got to the point where I began snarkily answering with things like this right off, 'Not a girl, if that's what you're expecting. Now how about finding a girlfriend and not sitting on here trying to roleplay with 'internet women' who may or may not be women at all?'.

 

But then I stepped it up even better. I followed through with my idea.

 

The next guy who came along, who of course was another asl, I played along with. I answered 18, girl, United States, and acted like the dream case they wanted, the ditsy blonde girl who willingly accepted the idea of roleplaying. After three minutes of talking, he started the roleplay. And then, instead of actually replying, I simply responded with 'Boy, that sure does make my d*** really hard '. Of course the guy disconnected immediately, and I could only trololol at his rage I pictured in my head.

 

Good times.

[Sepia-chan 495]

-snip-

 

That's some sweet Phoenix Wright ascii you got there.

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: Yo.

 

Stranger: m

 

You: F.

 

Stranger: sexy bitch?

 

You: Yea.

 

Stranger: age?

 

You: 19.

 

Stranger: i wanna fuck u

 

You: Well that just makes my penis erect!

 

You: :3

Edited August 26, 2012 by Dusk Eninama Ace Attorney

[Mirad 217]

You: hi

 

Stranger: hi

 

Stranger: just looking to talk!

 

You: ok

 

Stranger: how old r u

 

You: 1073 moons

 

You: you?

 

Stranger: huh?

 

You: 1073 moons, ive lived for

 

Stranger: lol da fuq

 

You: i dont speak textese

 

You:

 

Stranger: looool

 

Stranger: im not texas

 

You: :|

 

Stranger: textese* or whatever

 

You: nevermind

 

You have disconnected.

[nathanmark 0]

Does anyone know any good alternative to omegle? Omegle is so irritating sometimes, it just wants us to solve that captcha all the time.

[nathanmark 0]

Check out these omegle alterantives for more fun stuff and to chat with strangers easily without those irritating captcha solvers.

[Dreambiscuit 8,023]

Omegle is almost uniformly one general direction:

Stranger: Hi

You: Halloo

Stranger: asl?

You: F

Stranger: Horny?

and it usually heads downhill from there until I disconnect. People can talk about anything they like, but honestly, if I put 'arts and crafts,' 'parenting' or 'bunny rabbits' as the subject tag, I'm not exactly dropping a hint that I'm interested in something less cerebral. I should just tell 'em a a dude or something. Some funny convos on there when it's really rolling though.