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[2:56:42 PM] King: I'll destroy you all one day, just watch

[2:57:24 PM] Koukatsu: On that day, I will begin an endless consumption of matter, until my mass collapses in on itself, and I will devour you into the black hole that will have become my being. :|

 

[2:57:49 PM] Incognito: King - Today 9:56 PM

> I'll destroy you all one day, just watch

 

this escalated quickly

 

[2:58:02 PM] King: You're already a black hole. Its the only way your ego could begin to fit in our universe

[2:58:22 PM] Koukatsu: You wish you were this confident. :v

[2:58:33 PM] King: Only on Tuesdays

[2:58:49 PM] Koukatsu: Today IS Tuesday.

[2:58:52 PM] Koukatsu: It's in disguise.

[2:58:55 PM] Koukatsu: Like an Autobot.

[2:59:09 PM] King: It's in disguise.Like your manliness ?

[2:59:16 PM] King: Oh wait, that's no disguise...

[2:59:37 PM] King: FABC.jpg

[2:59:41 PM] King: You might need that

[2:59:55 PM] *** King is very happy with himself right now ***

[3:01:49 PM] Dark Horse: Good to see much doesn't change between this chat and the others. :P

[3:02:20 PM] King: I just had to demonstrate my hospitality technique and serve him

[3:02:33 PM] Dark Horse: Well played, sir.

[3:02:45 PM] King: Quotes thread here I come!

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"The Shipping Thread"

 

xD It has it's ups and downs for sure. 

We've got Jack over here determined to break apart relationships to make sure that people change their orientation to be with the same gender- which is pretty strange.

And then there's people determined to ship everyone with the same person (Sugar Cube)

There's people who actually ship people, which is ironically strange for this thread that people do that

Then there's me- who has no idea what they're doing with their posts but does it anyways, like I have for 2 years and haven't stopped. 

    If you haven't been here, welcome to the shipping thread. The active members on here change a lot so it's never too late to become part of the shipper's thread. c:

 

OT: VoxPolice x whoever it is that is about to post above me

 
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  • 2 months later...

[11:09:12 PM] Batbrony: I'm totally fine with Natalie Portman not coming back

[11:09:16 PM] Batbrony: She clearly wasn't interested

[11:09:18 PM] Batbrony: BUT

[11:09:22 PM] Batbrony: WHY A NEW CHARACTER???

[11:09:39 PM] Batbrony: WHEN YOU HAVE AN ESTABLISHED CHARACTER WHO EVERYONE LOVES ALREADY PINING OVER THOR!!!

[11:09 PM] Batbrony: cough Lady Sif cough YOU IDIOTS cough

[11:10 PM] DF: I thought you meant Loki

 

Batbrony and I discuss the MCU

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I had a ton of these written down, but i'll share this one because its vaguely pony related. 

 

*over section personal radio* 
 
Guy1: pappa bear this is night hawk over

Guy2: i don't want papa bear you need to call me... red dragon

Guy1: i'll show you my red dragon later tonight

Corporal: guys just be aware that the platoon commander can hear everything you're saying

Guy3: ~My little soldier, my little soldier

Guy2: ~ahhhhhhhhh

Guy 3: ~my little soldier, i used to wonder what back injuries could be, my little soldier, until the brass fucked with me

Guy4: ~so much field time

Me: ~not so fun

Guy 5: ~we wish we were dead

guy2: ~you're not wrong

lieutenant: Enough

Guy4:.... ~sharing herpes, its an easy feet

Guy3: ~and ration packs makes it all complete 

Lieutenant: for the love of the wargods shut the fuck up!
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SOLD! I just applied, what happens next?
 
Cool. Well your application goes to a special place visible only to MLPF Staff. This is strictly confidential. We basically talk about you behind your back for a bit. At this time a decision to decline or proceed to an interview is made. If we decided to speak with you at length for a Skype interview you will be contacted by a Team Leader or Administrator to find a convenient time. Expect to lose an hour or two from your life. Sorry, it's mines. After the interview process a discussion on acceptance or placement is had by all staff. At that time your application is taken away to the super secret Admin Lair where a final decision is reached.
 
If you are denied at any point you will be contacted within a week by Mailmare. Should you so desire you will be given some reasons as to why you were not selected, and if applicable some steps on how to improve your opportunity in the future. DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY.
 
Also if you submit a joke application I will personally change your display name to Flash Sentry and make you wear a Flash Sentry avatar and signature until I no longer find it funny. 

 

 

-Jeric, 2015

 

 

That last bit is so tempting o_o.....

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  • 4 weeks later...
[11:44:55 PM] Cake: u have a bf
[11:45:01 PM] Makusu2: OMIGOD cAKE
[11:45:04 PM] Makusu2: THEY'RE NOT ONLINE
[11:45:10 PM] Makusu2: WE CAN'T CONFIRM ANYTHING
[11:45:21 PM] Cake: Yes we can
[11:45:31 PM] Makusu2: Fine
[11:45:39 PM] Makusu2: Lightwing, would you like to be my boyfriend?
[11:48:44 PM] Cake: "Hmm, only if Cake has a threesome with us xddd <3"
[11:49:04 PM] Makusu2: perf

[11:50:44 PM] Cake: post that in quotes portf if you're fab
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  • 3 weeks later...

A gathering of status updates I chortled at:

 

 

ME:

Y'know, we never see Doctor Who bathing, do we? I mean, obviously he has a closet in the TARDIS full of the same damn suits, but... does he bathe? I mean, really - is there a full bathroom in there?  And if he DOESN'T bathe, could you IMAGINE the funk of millions of different planets on him? Good lord, it's a wonder he's not the lord of the flies!

 

SOLARFOX:

He's not human... who says he even has germs? 

 

ME:

He's The Doctor; he has EVERYTHING ELSE AT HIS FINGERTIPS; why not GERMS!?

 

SOLARFOX:

Ah, yes, but those germs serve him, and would never infect anyone else without his permission...

 

ME:

British germs; go figure.

 

SOLARFOX:

They are famously polite.

 

ME:

"Pawdon me, serr... but would you TERRIBLY mind if my colleagues and I gave you a slight infection, perhaps? Jones over here was truly looking forward to it; wouldn't be cricket if he was to come all this way for nothing, eh? So, are you game, wot wot?" 

 

CRESCENT LIGHT:

Now that I think about it, quite a lot of fandom greats have never been seen bathing...This is a conspiracy that goes much deeper O_O

 

 

 

ME:
... lurk, lurk, lurk... *leaves you a copy of 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show'* ... lurk, lurk, lurk...

 

PIRATEPONY:

....the scary thing about this is yesterday I was singing Science Fictiom/Double Feature while alone in the house about 12 hours before you posted this.. :/

 

ME:

Well secluded, I see all. };>

 

PIRATEPONY:

*paranoid, checks house for bugs from MLP Forums staff mafia* 

 

 

 

ME:

Should one tickle their fancy... fancily?

 

CRISPYFRIES:

I need an adult. 

 

 

 

ME:

Jocularity. That is all.

 

PACIFICGREEN:

We love being jocular.  In related news, apparently my phone sometimes autocorrects "jocular" to "jockstrap". 
 

ME:

Sounds like your phone's having a real ball with that one.

 

 

 

ME:

Life sometimes can be peaches and cream; remember this when it's being piss and vinegar.

 

MINTYBEAM:

i think i peed a little 

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[6:32:51 AM] Dawn of Straya': I dyed my hair black, am I cool yet?

[6:32:55 AM] Dawn of Straya': Or is this considered emo?

[8:00:47 AM] Neb the Dreadnought: Wat

[9:15:06 AM] Neb the Dreadnought: Just elevates you to a tier 3 weeb at least.

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  • 11 months later...

A small one just to revive this thread, yo

[04/09/2017 13:13:01] Raritas: Wot are you doing loight
[04/09/2017 13:13:53] Lightwing: banning people, because pone
[04/09/2017 13:22:43] Raritas: All they wanted to do was post ponies you monster

Hey, at least I am honest :P To be fair, at that moment I was just watching a video.

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2 hours ago, Lightwing said:

A small one just to revive this thread, yo

[04/09/2017 13:13:01] Raritas: Wot are you doing loight
[04/09/2017 13:13:53] Lightwing: banning people, because pone
[04/09/2017 13:22:43] Raritas: All they wanted to do was post ponies you monster

Hey, at least I am honest :P To be fair, at that moment I was just watching a video.

Oh, I happen to have another quote

07/09/2017 06:36:53] Lightwing: I am a silly pone <3

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  • 2 weeks later...

Normal people: wow, the staff must be all the time dealing with serious work, must be tough!

Me: ...welllll, @Princess Silky is being funky again

image.png.ef941d16e9c6f3dc28b1ee75c1a0bac5.png

 

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Moments ago, Lightwing said:

Normal people: wow, the staff must be all the time dealing with serious work, must be tough!

Me: ...welllll, @Princess Silky is being funky again

image.png.ef941d16e9c6f3dc28b1ee75c1a0bac5.png

 

Ey now! Back to work, [Moderator]! Banterlot wasn't built in a day! *her shiny 'TYRANT' badge gleams as it catches the light* No more revealing the evil plans! Shoo, shoo!

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11 minutes ago, Princess Silky said:

Ey now! Back to work, [Moderator]! Banterlot wasn't built in a day! *her shiny 'TYRANT' badge gleams as it catches the light* No more revealing the evil plans! Shoo, shoo!

Oh my...

Everyone, disperse, I have this under control! Silky! Did You take Your daily dosage of Chocolate Milk or have You forgotten again?! 

*pulls her in for a hug and hands her over some delicious chocolate milk for soothing*

Now, let's get back to work :3 <3 

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8 minutes ago, Hugs of Sir Manys said:

Oh my...

Everyone, disperse, I have this under control! Silky! Did You take Your daily dosage of Chocolate Milk or have You forgotten again?! 

*pulls her in for a hug and hands her over some delicious chocolate milk for soothing*

Now, let's get back to work :3 <3 

Nurrr nurrrr I am EVEL!!! *is soothed by the gentle embrace and happily drinks the choccy milk* aww :rarity: oki <3 

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Moments ago, Princess Silky said:

Nurrr nurrrr I am EVEL!!! *is soothed by the gentle embrace and happily drinks the choccy milk* aww :rarity: oki <3 

Awww ;-;

Better? :rarity: Have another one for the road... *pecks her cheek and then hands her over another choccy milk*. We need to be sure :3 

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6 hours ago, Princess Silky said:

Ey now! Back to work, [Moderator]! Banterlot wasn't built in a day! *her shiny 'TYRANT' badge gleams as it catches the light* No more revealing the evil plans! Shoo, shoo!

Everyone thought i was the threat.... They were wrong... 

"Plays one winged angel in the background"

~ SILKY-WRATH!~ TEN TEN TEN TENTENTEN!! SILKYWRATH!!~

...SHIVERS....

Team chaos has your support...

" Bows down"

6 hours ago, Hugs of Sir Manys said:

Awww ;-;

Better? :rarity: Have another one for the road... *pecks her cheek and then hands her over another choccy milk*. We need to be sure :3 

A futile attempt to delay the inevitable.:ButtercupLaugh:

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On 2023-05-10 at 2:10 PM, Hugs of Sir Manys said:

Awww ;-;

Better? :rarity: Have another one for the road... *pecks her cheek and then hands her over another choccy milk*. We need to be sure :3 

I am reminded here that I truly must be like Stitch from the GIF. I just needed a hug D: 

On 2023-05-10 at 8:10 PM, Kujamih said:

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I need this cannon...

Anyone good at making music...

I want someone to edit "ONE WINGED ANGEL" and turn it into " ONE WINGED SILKY."

Oh my gosh, this is brilliant XD

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