movies/tv Worst Movie(s) You Have Ever Seen?

[GrauWitz 1,010]

I have no idea if an identical thread exists, but I couldnt be bothered my arse trying to find it.

 

What are worst movies you have ever seen? Here are mine.

 

1) Disaster Movie

It has a suitable title, because its an utter disaster. This holocaust of cinema couldn't entertain braindead children.

 

2) The Twilight Saga

I was forced to watch these pieces of shit by my girlfriend, who wanted a Twilight marathon on Netflix one night. One gallon of Orange Soda and a viewing of Die Hard afterwards helped me recover from those atrocious "love stories"

 

3) All of the Star Wars prequels

They are an embarrasment to the Star Wars name, with annoying characters, bad acting and horrendous settings, just avoid them

 

4) The Lion King (yes, you are reading this correctly)

Flooded with mind-numbing, childish songs, no further comment

[~Silver Essence~ 2,625]

Well, I can agree with your decisions on one and two, but three and four? They weren't that bad.

 

As for me, the worst movie that not only bored me to death and was just awful as heck was none other than....

 

[rvb 19]

For me: Independence Day, hands down -- where we have Mac laptops interfacing over WiFi to an alien mothership so some guy can hack into the mothership and disable it.  And an old single-engine cropduster pilot who hasn't flown in 20 years jumps into an F-18 and shoots down alien fighters.  

 

I have to say, though, that Armageddon is second on my Least Favorite Movies list.  

[Starling 100]

I disliked 2012... paranormal activity <- all of them were a waste of time. I watched the first only but from that I figured they were all poorly made. Hated Twilight worst thing ever made I didn't have to watch that to state my opinion. Vampires DON'T sparkle

[akalink 163]

The Last Airbender, Star Wars Clone Wars, I think I've repressed some movies from my memory because I know I seen one so bad I can't... oh no.. not that... not Will Smith Fish...GAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Worst movie ever

[Celtore 2,770]

Meet the Spartans. Not even putting in the effort to find the box art.

 

It is the single worst movie I have ever seen in my life. This "film" is so bad that my good friend and I couldn't laugh at it for being terrible or provide decent MST3K style commentary to keep us somewhat entertained. Never before had I felt my intelligence being insulted so much in a single movie.

 

By the way, it was my friend that picked up the movie for a bad movie night. I brought Troll 2. At least we can laugh at the bad acting rather than groan at the outdated pop culture references!

Edited August 14, 2013 by Celtore

[Rainbow Skywalker 642]

I agree with Silver on OP's Choices.  But forgetting that part of it, the worst movie I've seen was on netflix and it was:

 

 

I mean it was hilariously bad.  Just nearly everything about it.  I would guess a $4 budget maximum was put on this.

[mineralwater 83]

really bad movie's:

every (insert adjective) MOVIE movie ever, jesus christ scary movie was original but scary movie 5!?!?

police academy1,2,3,4,5,6 and 7 (8 is coming, WHAT!?!?!?)

tha hangover and other similiar movies

every american hollywood blockbuster comedy nowadays

 

 

so bad that it's good movies:

the room (seriously one of my favorite films, yeah, it's THAT bad)

plan 9 from outer space

gingerdead man 1,2,3 (feels like somebody with a good camera shot this whole thing in one day)

[................ 14]

 

Nothing can explain the disappointment in this movie, the first one was okay, this and the third were sequels that used to much animation.

Edited August 14, 2013 by CamGrrrr

[Scootalove 10,689]

The Master of Disguise, Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace, Master of Disguise, Artificial Intelligence, Twister, The Twilight Saga, Batman and Robin, Richie Rich, Home Alone 2 and 3, All of the Robin Williams movies, The Neverending Story 2 and 3, and Secret of Nimh 2. Also, Junior.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

really bad movie's:

every (insert adjective) MOVIE movie ever, jesus christ scary movie was original but scary movie 5!?!?

police academy1,2,3,4,5,6 and 7 (8 is coming, WHAT!?!?!?)

tha hangover and other similiar movies

every american hollywood blockbuster comedy nowadays

 

 

so bad that it's good movies:

the room (seriously one of my favorite films, yeah, it's THAT bad)

plan 9 from outer space

gingerdead man 1,2,3 (feels like somebody with a good camera shot this whole thing in one day)

 

 

LOL! I've heard about the gingerdead man and heard the same comment. It's so bad it's good  

 

I guess worst movies for me are The Twilight Saga *gag me, vampires do NOT sparkle* ESPECIALLY BREAKING DAWN I was forced to watch part one and IT WAS HORRIBLE!!

 

All of the movies from the Scary Movie series. I don't know I'm just not into perverted comedy. I prefer normal thank you very much.

 

I'll post more when I think of them.

The Master of Disguise, Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace, Master of Disguise, Artificial Intelligence, Twister, The Twilight Saga, Batman and Robin, Richie Rich, Home Alone 2 and 3, All of the Robin Williams movies, The Neverending Story 2 and 3, and Secret of Nimh 2. Also, Junior.

 

Oh yeah Batman and Robin was a disappointment. I gave it to my cousins cause I really didn't like it at all. Richie Rich was average, and the first 3 Home Alone movies are hilarious for me. But the fourth one was bad, they changed the actors up from the original two movies and I JUST DIDN'T LIKE IT!! A true disappointment to the franchise, oh and I haven't seen the fifth one, and after my reaction to the previous one I'm scared to.

[Chigens and Kay 3,832]

I have no idea if an identical thread exists, but I couldnt be bothered my arse trying to find it.

 

Thanks -_-

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Well now I've merged your thread with this one because they are the same subject.

 

When thinking about making a thread, please use the search function beforehand~

[MotoBrony 77]

Where to start:

Twilight saga
Battleship
Rise of the planet of the apes
A Rocky spoof called "Ricky 1", the Angry Video Game Nerd made an episode about this one
Redline (Fast and Furious ripoff) 

So many more that aren't coming to mind

[TailsIsNotAlone 3,695]

ZOMBIEZ: Zombies in the hood! Well, I think so. They looked like regular guys running around with plastic knives and trying not to bust a gut laughing, but the box art said they were zombies so they must be, dammit. The main character spends half the movie lost in the woods, plus a guy in a chicken suit gets shot for no reason. That was probably the best part.

 

DARK HARVEST 2: If you think the main character being lost in the woods for half a movie sounds bad, imagine ALL the main characters lost in a cornfield maze for the ENTIRE movie. There you go.

 

THE MINUS MAN: Owen Wilson as a serial killer? I'm still not sure how we were supposed to buy that one. Plus he doesn't do anything scary, he just looked sleepy and talked with an annoying speech impediment.

 

HOBGOBLINS: Offensively, outrageously bad. There are torture porn flicks that displayed less contempt for humanity than this movie. Not even MST3K could save it.

Edited August 16, 2013 by TailsIsNotAlone

[James 302]

I'm sure I don't need to explain to anyone why this is the worst movie ever made, at least I hope I don't, doing so would give me one hell of a headache.

 

[Koori 156]

Worst movie? ... Umm... gosh, I've seen so many and at least most of them are good. *checks his movie collection* ... ... Okay.

 

One of the worst movies I've actually seen is Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion. While it is considered as the real ending to the series, I think it was... still pretty confusing to me and the adult themes didn't really help at all. And like most anime movies, this one too requires you to watch the series first or otherwise you won't understand anything at all.

 

 

Another movie that I consider one of the worst I've seen is Under Pressure. I don't remember much about that movie right now, but I do remember hating it so much. It was so boring.

 

Edited August 16, 2013 by Koori

[The Cynical Lone Wolf 615]

In my opinion,I would say Garfiled 2 becuase I saw it and the film asn't funny and the plot got stale in he first 30 minutes of the film 

[AS41 100]

I couldn't exactly tell you what the worst movie I've ever seen was, but I can tell you what THE BEST movie was, Sharknado.  The plot was thicker than honey kept at -20 degrees, the acting was amazing and the graphics were mind boggling.  What a movie...

 

Yeah...

[Rarity Paige Belle 1,854]

Last night I decided to watch Freddie got fingered. Big mistake!

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

I've never seen "Freddie Got Fingered," but - since it inspired this topic lol - I'm thinking that I should keep it that way. xD

 

Ummm...  "Crank."  I thought that was a genuinely awful film, and that cinema as a whole was damaged by its very existence, haha.  What's funny is, the cousin who insisted I watch it...  Sang its praises.  And I forever after questioned that cousin's taste lol.

[Rarity Paige Belle 1,854]

I've never seen "Freddie Got Fingered," but - since it inspired this topic lol - I'm thinking that I should keep it that way. xD

 

Ummm...  "Crank."  I thought that was a genuinely awful film, and that cinema as a whole was damaged by its very existence, haha.  What's funny is, the cousin who insisted I watch it...  Sang its praises.  And I forever after questioned that cousin's taste lol.

Just so I make it clear, Freddie got fingered is NOT a porno!

[CT-1138 3,182]

Might get some flack for this one, but Step Brothers. It's was honestly the worst shock humor movie I've ever seen. It's badly acted (and Reilly and Farrell aren't bad comedians, either!), badly scripted, the jokes are terrible, the plot is terrible and terribly directed, and it's gotta be some of Reilly and Farrell's worst work to date. In fact, I've been cautious of all of Farrell's and Reilly's movies since. It's all around the worst movie I've ever seen and I've seen Shyamalan's The Last Airbenber.

Edited June 25, 2014 by Dinos4Ever

[Phill 1,287]

That's My Boy - It's a film that portrays pedophilia in a positive light. People seem to be okay with it though because it's an older woman doing it to a young boy. I wonder how people would react if the genders were reversed? They'd be calling for the directors head on a stick and the film would be banned in a heartbeat

 

I hate double standards   

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

@@Rarity Paige Belle,

 

the worst movie i ever saw was (imho) Splice

simply the most retarded thing ever

[Rarity Paige Belle 1,854]

@@Rarity Paige Belle,

 

the worst movie i ever saw was (imho) Splice

simply the most retarded thing ever

I've seen that too and it was awful! Although not as bad as human centipede. Now THAT was gruesome!