Viscra Maelstrom 3,714 Share September 11, 2012 (edited) - nothing to see here - Edited November 29, 2020 by Viscra Maelstrom 28 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Devious Detonation 442 Share September 11, 2012 HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA xDDDDD I laughed so hard at the Stuck in doorways all the time xD Nice poem,anyways. This is something that should appear more often. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ParsoOfEquestria 1,489 Share September 11, 2012 HEY! a butt that big comes with elegance ya know XD (just something I pulled out of the blue) but in all seriousness this is a really clever poem 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ashbad 966 Share September 11, 2012 Oh boy, is someone gonna get strangled in their sleep tonight... Ballsy. I can definitely give you that. And maybe a eulogy as well. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Somebody 569 Share September 11, 2012 (edited) However appropriate it might be, I will resist the urge to start quoting Sir Mix-A-Lot... For what it's worth, I find large rear ends to be very cute. Edited September 11, 2012 by Questio Quote Link to post Share on other sites
null1 605 Share September 11, 2012 We need pictures for a visual representation. Would that be possible? It would create a more asstastic experience perhaps. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Killian Jones 2,651 Share September 11, 2012 You should totally mention @ so she like totally sees this. Will truly rustle her jimmies. Also PM er links through everywhere, just outright stalk her. Also, pretty funny, Arylett needs to see this. 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arylett Charnoa 4,889 Share September 11, 2012 You're all going to die. When you hear a breath breathing behind your door... and you look, but no one's there... that's me. Especially Viscra. You will die first. 18 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Viscra Maelstrom 3,714 Author Share September 11, 2012 You're all going to die. When you hear a breath breathing behind your door... and you look, but no one's there... that's me. Especially Viscra. You will die first. careful. wanna risk it? i might use my face on you and acidtate you until you exploderate into tiny little doggess pieces again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shiki 5,832 Share September 11, 2012 (edited) I clicked on this thread for a different reasoning than wanting to read a poem... Why must I be so absolutely creepy/nasty right now? Edited September 11, 2012 by Kawaii 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Motion Spark 7,800 Share September 11, 2012 You're all going to die. When you hear a breath breathing behind your door... and you look, but no one's there... that's me. Especially Viscra. You will die first. I think you should kill Eljordo instead, it's all his fault because he's fat, and his evil beard mind controlled Viscra to make him write that poem. I have to admit it was hillarious though 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Senor Citizen 515 Share September 11, 2012 You're all going to die. When you hear a breath breathing behind your door... and you look, but no one's there... that's me. Especially Viscra. You will die first. Bad idea. I read that and started distributing heavy artillery in amongst the houses of everyone besides you who's commented on this topic. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sociopony 2 Share September 11, 2012 I lol'ed at the end of the first verse. This is hilarious. But in all seriousness, great poem. Maybe you'll do more of these as well?... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Viscra Maelstrom 3,714 Author Share September 11, 2012 i like the fact that this topic is classified as "warm" now. TOTALLY NOT IMPLYING ANYTHING IS IT. I clicked on this thread for a different reasoning than wanting to read a poem... Why must I be so absolutely creepy/nasty right now? believe me, it was soooo hard not to make any such reference here. but i decided to keep it clean just to be sure. unless Aryl likes hearing dirty stuff about her butt. get it? butt? dirtyyy? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FedoraMemes 580 Share September 11, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C0JAoUxyJU Hilarious. Does anymore need to be said? You're all going to die. When you hear a breath breathing behind your door... and you look, but no one's there... that's me. Especially Viscra. You will die first. Crush us with your massive arse. Do it. I dare you. And film it. Film it for us all to see and tell us not to mess with the one that is... Arylett the Ass-assin (see what I did there?) 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Devious Detonation 442 Share September 11, 2012 @, After looking at what Dylan wrote. I just couldn't resist saying that. I need to think about something else to say... Oh, yes! How was your day, guys? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grace Braid 240 Share September 12, 2012 As Arylett's boyfriend, I approve and confirm this poem in this entirety. You have captured the entirety of her ass in all of its glory within this poem, and thus I give it my official stamp of approval*. *Note: Actual stamp pending, just take it for now. 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arylett Charnoa 4,889 Share September 12, 2012 As Arylett's boyfriend, I approve and confirm this poem in this entirety. You have captured the entirety of her ass in all of its glory within this poem, and thus I give it my official stamp of approval*. *Note: Actual stamp pending, just take it for now. YOU TOO?! How DARE you! All of you! You sick people! Turning my own love against me! Oh, you will be hearing from my lawyer. AND my explosives agent. 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wubsie 1,122 Share September 12, 2012 Oh wow LOL this might be the weirdest poem ever. I swear I have never seen a poe like this. Looks like Arylett's pretty mad though... o_o Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pinkazoid 3,484 Share September 12, 2012 You're all going to die. When you hear a breath breathing behind your door... and you look, but no one's there... that's me. Especially Viscra. You will die first. Silly Arylett, you'll never get me, I'm always one step ahead... and as for the poem.... all of my ROFL's belong to you my good sir/filly... :3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Doctor XFizzle 8,642 Share September 12, 2012 We've got a real T. S. Eliot on our hands here. Outstanding. Really captures the essence and joyous spirit of..uh...Arylett's posterior. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dusty Soul 2,600 Share September 12, 2012 This is actually not that bad... I think it's one of the better poems I've read. Almost as good as Poe... Arylett seems to like it as well... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Viscra Maelstrom 3,714 Author Share September 12, 2012 (edited) yes i know outstanding and all that thank you Edited November 29, 2020 by Viscra Maelstrom 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Motion Spark 7,800 Share September 12, 2012 @, please don't provoke her, remember that we both had stomachache this morning, I don't know about yours but mine was unbearable, I say we should give to her Eljordo as a sacrifice to calm her anger 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
~Lawful Jordo~ 2,063 Share September 12, 2012 How have I avoided this topic for so long? You are worthy of all my brohoofs good sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar This is brilliant xD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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