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Oh boy, is someone gonna get strangled in their sleep tonight...

 

Ballsy. I can definitely give you that. And maybe a eulogy as well.

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However appropriate it might be, I will resist the urge to start quoting Sir Mix-A-Lot... :P

 

For what it's worth, I find large rear ends to be very cute. :wub:

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We need pictures for a visual representation. Would that be possible? It would create a more asstastic experience perhaps.

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You should totally mention @ so she like totally sees this. Will truly rustle her jimmies. Also PM er links through everywhere, just outright stalk her.

 

Also, pretty funny, Arylett needs to see this.

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You're all going to die.

 

When you hear a breath breathing behind your door... and you look, but no one's there... that's me. Especially Viscra. You will die first.

 

careful. wanna risk it? i might use my face on you and acidtate you until you exploderate into tiny little doggess pieces again
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I clicked on this thread for a different reasoning than wanting to read a poem...

 

Why must I be so absolutely creepy/nasty right now?

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You're all going to die.

 

When you hear a breath breathing behind your door... and you look, but no one's there... that's me. Especially Viscra. You will die first.

 

I think you should kill Eljordo instead, it's all his fault because he's fat, and his evil beard mind controlled Viscra to make him write that poem.

I have to admit it was hillarious though :lol:

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You're all going to die.

 

When you hear a breath breathing behind your door... and you look, but no one's there... that's me. Especially Viscra. You will die first.

 

Bad idea. I read that and started distributing heavy artillery in amongst the houses of everyone besides you who's commented on this topic.

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i like the fact that this topic is classified as "warm" now. TOTALLY NOT IMPLYING ANYTHING IS IT.

 

I clicked on this thread for a different reasoning than wanting to read a poem...

 

Why must I be so absolutely creepy/nasty right now?

 

believe me, it was soooo hard not to make any such reference here. but i decided to keep it clean just to be sure. unless Aryl likes hearing dirty stuff about her butt. get it? butt? dirtyyy?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C0JAoUxyJU

 

Hilarious. Does anymore need to be said?

You're all going to die.

 

When you hear a breath breathing behind your door... and you look, but no one's there... that's me. Especially Viscra. You will die first.

 

Crush us with your massive arse. Do it. I dare you. And film it. Film it for us all to see and tell us not to mess with the one that is...

 

Arylett the Ass-assin (see what I did there?)

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As Arylett's boyfriend, I approve and confirm this poem in this entirety. You have captured the entirety of her ass in all of its glory within this poem, and thus I give it my official stamp of approval*.

 

 

*Note: Actual stamp pending, just take it for now.

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As Arylett's boyfriend, I approve and confirm this poem in this entirety. You have captured the entirety of her ass in all of its glory within this poem, and thus I give it my official stamp of approval*.

 

 

*Note: Actual stamp pending, just take it for now.

 

YOU TOO?!

 

How DARE you! All of you! You sick people! Turning my own love against me! Oh, you will be hearing from my lawyer. AND my explosives agent.

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Oh wow LOL this might be the weirdest poem ever.

I swear I have never seen a poe like this.

Looks like Arylett's pretty mad though... o_o

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You're all going to die.

 

When you hear a breath breathing behind your door... and you look, but no one's there... that's me. Especially Viscra. You will die first.

 

Silly Arylett, you'll never get me, I'm always one step ahead... ;)

 

and as for the poem.... all of my ROFL's belong to you my good sir/filly... :3

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This is actually not that bad... I think it's one of the better poems I've read. Almost as good as Poe... Arylett seems to like it as well...

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@, please don't provoke her, remember that we both had stomachache this morning, I don't know about yours but mine was unbearable, I say we should give to her Eljordo as a sacrifice to calm her anger
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