You can go to equestria but there is a price attached

[pnylvr 185]

I'd be a guard pony for as long as they wanted--it's not like they have to do much besides stand around and look impressive. Swearing an oath to protect Equestria probably comes along with that (not that they're very good at it), so that would be fine. Marrying Twilight Sparkle wouldn't be a negative at all for me--quite the opposite. I'd be happy to serve the princesses--good and kind leadership is one of the things I like about Equestria. Answering questions about Earth would be kind of fun, as would being Pinkie Pie's assistant. Serving Ponyville would be absolutely fine too.

[Luminance 2,181]

I want to be cleanse from the weight of this world and ultimately be ready for my new life in Equestria so the Purification by the Elements will suffice.

[Lektra Bolt 2,336]

Since there are more I would do than I wouldn't do, I will just say which ones those are. I would NOT accept:

 

Mary RD/Trixie, never go to Ponyville or Canterlot, not bother the M5 or Princesses, and Blueblood can go away (far away).

 

Most of these aren't even really half bad, at least to me.

Edited September 15, 2016 by bronislav84

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Well, doing whatever the Diarch's of Equestria (Luna and Celestia) ask of me, as well as swearing to protect Equestria makes sense, in effect I'd be swearing Vassalage, which if I went to Equestria without having any limitations imposed on me I would do anyway. There's no better way of gaining a non-elected ruler's trust. I'd also happily talk to the historians about Earth, I'm a historian myself, so it's only fair if information is shared. I'd also willingly give Fluttershy a hand.

[ashi 261]

Can I marry Rainbow and Twilight? 

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

I wouldn't go at all, and here's why:

 

1. I'd really have no option but to take to take a job that fit my cutie mark

2. you should never meet your heroes--you'll likely be disappointed 

3. Equestria is a land where monsters actually exist. I don't know about you, but I'd rather not live in a world where there's a chance I'd be eaten by a Chimera 

[-Nobody- 514]

All of them are pretty acceptable to me. Heck, some of them I'd even want to do regardless of obligation.

[Ruudo Burei 42]

Two Years with Historians - ...Meh.

Purified by Elements of Harmony - ...Meh.

Dangerous Task in the Everfree Forest - Main Character. I'll be fine, because of plot armor. 

Marry Trixie - ...I'm admittedly a fan. 

[Vlazamal 338]

Some of these are positive!

 

Two years with historians? I get to be treated like I'm the token black human guy! I could create propaganda and convince everypony of how bad my school bullies were!

 

Marry Trixie, Rainbow Dash or Twilight...hay yeah!

 

Purified by the Elements of Harmony? Hay yeah!

 

Pinkie Pie's assistant? A job given to me, on job training, good paycheck and no qualifications? What?

 

I could even accept not bothering the mane six. Starlight exists.

Edited September 23, 2016 by Vlazamal

[Darkwhip 28]

No ponification really? i'd get hit with the elements with the sole purpose of getting ponified.

[GrimGrimoire 4,970]

Most of these would not be so bad, some of them would be great.

 

Of course you could get stuck with a Russian Roulette  system where one of these choices was assigned randomly to you.

 

I would cover myself in raw meat and run screaming through the Everfree forest if I got assigned to Blueblood though.

[EmeraldStar04 250]

There are only a few acceptable ones.

 

I choose marrying Twilight.

What is "Getting purified by the EoH"? That smells like TCB territory to me.

[Ganondorf8 11,118]

Some of those options don't sound all that appealing to me so I might not be able to go through with it.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

The're all kinda acceptable to me except:
_You would have to marry Twilight Sparkle, rainbow Dash and Trixie  because it's sounds like a forced wedding, i like them but i'm not in love   
_You would have to live in los pegasus and never go to ponyville or canterlot, this is just INIMAGINABLE, no way that could happen !
_You would have to agree to not bother the mane 6 or the princesses, the same as before, no way ! The're my hero !
_You would have to spend 5 years as Prince Blueblood's assistant, I don't understand why this character exist   

The other choices seems pretty logic, I mean serving as a pony guard to show your loyalty and motivation. I'll do anything for Celestia and Luna, my loved queens ! I love animals so i'll help fluttershy ! I'll be happy to teach our history to the historian. I'll serve ponyville with honor and pleasure.  I'll also help Pinkie ! I'm not afraid of spooky forest so BRING IT ON !
And finally, I don't really understand what the purification involve but that cannot be that bad right ? Right ? :awuh: 

This only problem is, 2 and 5 years of guard pony, 5 years with fluttershy 2 years with historian, 5 years of serving, 5 years as Pinki's assistant.
That's 24 years old, that's a very looong time !

[Mylittleponyfan202 0]

i voted for be purified by the elements of harmony

[Prospekt 10,984]

I would gladly allow myself to be purified by the Elements of Harmony, if that means cleansing my heart of all that makes being a human not so desirable.

I'm fine with serving Celestia and Luna. I would just ask that I get time to actually sleep.

While I'm not a huge animal lover, I could see myself working with Fluttershy. Though I would dread working with Angel...

Working with historians sounds alright. I would have plenty to teach them.

And serving Ponyville? Well, Ponyville is where the action is and where the most interesting ponies live. Sure, I'll work.

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

I would agree to leave the mane 6 and princesses alone, that way I could do whatever I pleased. I can live without harassing the important ponies.  

[kaiser5578 340]

Well I went with marry Trixie cause that's more of an incentive than anything else. I would serve Luna because, well it's Luna I would do that anyway. Swear to defend Equestria, as I would do that anyway, I mean it would be my home and the home of those I care for. And the historian bit, I would like the chance to compare notes.

however I'm good on the whole 'purified' bit I still don't like the whole getting zapped good thing

Edited April 29, 2018 by kaiser5578

[Justin_Case001 4,855]

I don't care what the price is.  I'm not even reading it.  I'll pay it.  Whatever it is.  I'll chop off my hand.  I'll gouge out my eyes.  I'll sell my family.  I'll sell my soul.  I'll kill myself.  Anything.  Just take me away from this mortal coil and bring me to Equestria.  I'd rather be a rock in Equestria than a King on Earth.

...Okay, now I'm curious what the price is...

Heh.  Okay.  I just clicked em all. They're all acceptable.  Being Blueblood's assistant would suck, but it wouldn't be so bad knowing that once it was over, I could go about my merry way.  The only one that would really suck would be never being able to go to Ponyville, but it would still be better than this sh*t.  Marrying Trixie would suck, too, but it wouldn't mean that we'd have to spend any time together.  Could just be a wedding on paper only, y'know?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

Marrying Twilight Sparkle would be a perk, not a price

[The Recherche 29,965]

"You would have to spend 2 years with equestria's historians answering any questions asked about earth"

Sure! We can could talk about WW1, which alone is worth at least 6 months of discussions~! 

[Luigiexe 0]

How do I do the poll?

[Cash In 21,492]

If I were allowed to travel between Earth and Equestria as I pleased, I would choose to do a dangerous Task in the Everfree Forest. It would most likely be a lot less time consuming than some of the other conditions, though it would definitely be the most risky.

[Monsoon 1,648]

I wouldn't do a lot probably just be a guard, as long as I can remain human otherwise it's a no go and I'd want to go back to earth

[Sparklefan1234 161,637]

All I have to do is marry Twilight Sparkle in order to live in Equestria? 

I suppose I can make that sacrifice. 

Edited March 6, 2019 by Sparklefan1234