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"War does not determine who is right, only who is left." -Bertrand Russel

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"There are decades in which nothing happens, and there are weeks in which decades happen."

-Lenin

 

"On appelle ça des hochets, je sais, on l'a dit déjà. Et bien, j'ai répondu que c'est avec des hochets que l'on mène les hommes."

My basic translation: "We call them [medals] baubles, I know, it's already been said. I respond that it is with baubles that one leads men."

-Napoleon

 

And on a more philosophical nature:

"Man is but a reed, the weakest thing in nature, but he is a thinking reed.

-Pascal

 

Of course, I have five dozen more that I love, but posting all of those would be too tiresome.

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"I'm the sexiest adventurer in the world!"

- Treetrunks

 

"Think of how bad things could possibly be...

And add another suitcase full of bad

- The Doctor

 

"Feck off!"

- Father Jack

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"Feck off!"

- Father Jack

 

"DRINK!"

 

 

 

I think it's time for some videogame quotes up in this shizzle.

 

 

 

"The smart man knows a bandage only hides his wounds." - Medicine Bobblehead, Fallout 3

 

"You will soon have your God, and you will make it with your own hands." - Morpheus, Deus Ex

 

"Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you." - Duke Davis, Bad Street Brawler

Edited by FinalGamer

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I love this! This is what I live for! I'M ABSOLUTELY CRAZY ABOUT IT!!!- Dante from the end of DMC 3

 

Superior my ass! You're lower than dirt! It's time for a mutiny!!!- Makoto Nanaya(aka the most epic female character in Blazblue)

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"Damn it, don't you DARE ask God to help me."

- Joan Crawfords last words to a maid praying for her on her deathbed.

 

And the one in my signature is badass too.

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Some of the most inspirational and best quotes I've ever heard:

 

Mpphhh mphh mphhhh mphhh mhh! -Pyro

 

You shouldn't have done that... -BEN

 

Objection, your honor! That was... objectionable! -Miles Edgeworth

 

I've got a bad feeling about this... -Several

Edited by King of Magikarp

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You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 17

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"Sex is like money; only too much is enough" - Unknown

"Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines!" - R Lee Ermey

“The trouble with having an open mind, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” - Terry Pratchett

"On any given Sunday you're gonna win or you're gonna lose. The point is - can you win or lose like a man? "

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"These ponies don't want to party; these ponies want to PAARRTAAAYY!!"

~Pinkamena Diane Pie

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"She's totally gross over ninety percent of her body. The other ten percent is crazy nasty."

- Doctor Ice-cream

 

"Ketchup is delicious and deceiving"

- Jake

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"Words are meaningless now, dance with me, brother!"

-Melfice, Grandia 2

"We...will depend on gods and miracles no longer. We will rely only on ourselves. This I believe."

-Ryudo, Grandia 2

 

"Conjuring up storms is but a trifle for one such as me."

-Boser, Langrisser 4

Edited by Boser (Pinkie Pie's)

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"Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'-I HURT PEOPLE."-The Scout

"Don't blink, they won't even miss you at all!"-ADTR

"Don't touch any buttons!" "...touch." "NOOOOOO-"-Caboose (only RvsB I liked XD)

"He kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything!"-Chief

"SOISOISOISOISOI!"-Chief

"STFU GREG YOUR AN EFIIN SPIDER!"-Chief

"Blood plz k thx LOL!"-the Roflknife

"Travis...I'm sooooooorrrrrry........THAT YOU'RE SO GAY."-Chief

(I'm sorry, I'm having an Arby marathon XD)

Edited by PinkieDaShy

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"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime"

~Chinese proverb

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Oh, Hi. So How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO! - GLaDOS: Portal 2

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"No one's really keeping track of how many times you screw up. So chill the f*ck out."

 

- Alex Noriega

Edited by Pony Joe

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FAVE QUOTES: PORTAL EDITION!

1. "Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like, "No way!" and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great!"

2. "Have I lied to you?...I mean, in this room?"

3. "That thing is probably some sort of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it."

4. "Your business is appreciated!"

PORTAL 2 EDITION!

1. "I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me!"

2. "Oh, hi. So How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!"

3. "This is the part where I kill you!" [On-Screen caption: Chapter 9: the Part Where He Kills You] [Achievement Unlocked: The part where he kills you. This is that part.]

4. "Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!"

5. "All right, so that last test was seriously disappointing. Apparently, being civil isn't motivating you, so let's try it her way, all right, fatty? Adopted... fatty! Fatty, fatty no parents?"

6. "Crushing's too good for him. First he'll spend a year in the incinerator. Year two: Cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then TEN years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. THEN I'll kill him."

OKAY NO MORE OR ELSE YOU'LL FALL ASLEEP.

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ummmm..

 

"Give me liberty or give me a sandwich" - Craig Benzine...

 

No that's not it, ummm

 

"Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun, but you will die" - Craig Benzine...

 

That's more like it, but still...

 

"It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform" - Craig Benzine

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When a person lies, the lie it not important. What's important is their reason, their "why".

- Holo, Spice and Wolf

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I can't really think of any at the moment, but I love in the second Night at the Museum movie where the one guy (I think it was some cowboy) says, "We're Americans! We don't plan, we do!"

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Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel.

Che Guevara

 

I don't care if I fall as long as someone else picks up my gun and keeps on shooting.

Che Guevara

 

I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.

Che Guevara

 

Many will call me an adventurer - and that I am, only one of a different sort: one of those who risks his skin to prove his platitudes.

Che Guevara

 

Silence is argument carried out by other means.

Che Guevara

 

The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall.

Che Guevara

 

Whenever death may surprise us, let it be welcome if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.

Che Guevara

 

Gotta luv dem Che quotes.

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To continue with the theme of famous socialists:

 

"Can a nation be free if it oppresses other nations? It cannot." - Vladimir Lenin

 

"Life is not an easy matter. You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above weakness, above all kinds of perfidy and baseness." - Leon Trotsky

 

"There is a limit to the application of democratic methods. You can inquire of all the passengers as to what type of car they like to ride in, but it is impossible to question them as to whether to apply the brakes when the train is at full speed and accident threatens." - Leon Trotsky

 

"Early in life I had noticed that no event is ever correctly reported in a newspaper." - George Orwell

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F uck . Fu c k. Fu ck. I already own AC/DC albums. Knock this shit off, for the love of Christ. No one gives a shit anymore. Airbourne is bad enough. This is worse.

 

-Doc Godin, Master Album Reviewer on Metalstorm.

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