Zhortac 1,473 February 12, 2014 Share February 12, 2014 Shame I don't have my typed list of quest from Walter Slovotsky from the Guardians of the Flame novel series. Loved those quotes. I do have a couple from my own characters I came up with years ago, that I've had a few people tell me they thought were really good. "Good triumphing over evil is a well known fact. However, all good things must eventually come to an end. If evil loses, so must good, and I am patiently waiting for that day to come." ~ Evil Fighterwizard "Some people believe power and control makes you great. No, that's not true. If you want to really strike terror into the hearts of the lives of others, you have to leave a mark. Something behind, that even when you're gone, there's still an impact. Great beings of evil are the ones that leave a lasting impression, the power to destory a galaxy doesn't leave a lasting mark when there's no one to suffer from it." ~ Tomar Gilani And a favorite from Scott Pilgrim... "If your life had a face, I'd punch it." ~ Kim Pine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megas 27,049 February 12, 2014 Share February 12, 2014 (edited) King of the Hill has some of the greatest quotes ever Cotton:*see's Peggy in a full-body cast* Hank, what did you do to your wife? I didn't teach you that! Hank: Bill, it was a different time. It was back when we didn't know the Russians were incompetent. Bobby: That's my purse! I don't know you! Hank: Bobby, grab my checkbook. I'm gonna kick this guy's ass over the phone. Hank: Truckers are the last cowboys. Hank: If you ask me, there might be a silver lining to him not being a dancing cowboy. Hank: Ah, the flea market. It's like America's garage. Bobby: Hey, what are those? Man: Those are tarot cards. People use them to tell the future. Bobby: They're like baseball cards for Hobbits! Bill: If everyone fried their food there would be no war Bill: *as Lenore* Why do you keep calling me *as Bill*Bill? JUNIOR MONK: There is a Buddhist saying: "As the wheel follows the ox that draws the cart, the wind cannot overturn a mountain." HANK: You're talking like a song from The Lion King. Stop it. It makes no sense. JUNIOR MONK: Or does it make perfect sense? HANK: What the --? See, that's the type of -- I'm gonna kick your ass. JUNIOR MONK: If my ass is going to be kicked, then it will be kicked. +many more Edited February 12, 2014 by Megas75 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celestial Wish 349 February 12, 2014 Share February 12, 2014 "Even if you can't see me, even if you can't hear me, I'll be by your side" - Kaname Madoka from Madoka Magica 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fluffernutter 433 February 12, 2014 Share February 12, 2014 "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words are merely the smallest element of language capable containing meaning in isolation and as such could never directly produce the 4,000 newtons of force per square centimeter required to break bones" - Michael Stevens of Vsauce Common quotes: now with more science 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megas 27,049 February 12, 2014 Share February 12, 2014 "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words are merely the smallest element of language capable containing meaning in isolation and as such could never directly produce the 4,000 newtons of force per square centimeter required to break bones" - Michael Stevens of Vsauce Common quotes: now with more science This actually reminded me of something 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*derpy* 101 February 13, 2014 Share February 13, 2014 MTG cards sometimes have flavor text on them this was one of my favorites. "We'll scale these cliffs, traverse Brittle Bridge, and then fight our way down the volcanic slopes on the other side." "Isn't the shortest route through the canyon?" "Yes." "So shouldn't we—" "No." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codelyy 1,281 February 13, 2014 Share February 13, 2014 'This is Madness... Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaweed-Headed Dragon 356 February 13, 2014 Share February 13, 2014 Yeah Tobymac! Speak Life! "In every encounter, we either give life,.. or we drain it; There is no neutral exchange"- Brennan Manning I love this quote It's really strong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 February 14, 2014 Share February 14, 2014 "For a device that’s intended for viewing media, the Youtube app is a crime scene." author of The Dawn Chapel, in their description of this update Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geek0zoid 1,467 February 14, 2014 Share February 14, 2014 "Around here, we don't look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward." ~ Walt Disney "Do, or do not. There is no 'try' " ~Yoda (Empire Strikes Back) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkiePieJr 122 February 14, 2014 Share February 14, 2014 "Don't judge others because they sin differently then you." -unknown 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleRainboom 24 March 1, 2014 Share March 1, 2014 Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything- Muhammad Ali Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elivil 4 March 1, 2014 Share March 1, 2014 "If it is darkness we are having, let it be extravagant."- Jane Kenyon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest90210 3,567 March 1, 2014 Share March 1, 2014 "Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?" - Hank Hill 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-A-Sketch 37 March 2, 2014 Share March 2, 2014 A heart of a fool is in his mouth, but a mouth of a wiseman is in his heart -Benjamin Franklin all national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit -Thomas Paine ....But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. -Thomas Jefferson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clockwork24 103 March 2, 2014 Share March 2, 2014 (edited) A man who reads live a thousand lives before he dies. A man who doesn't lives only one. I forget who said this, but oh well... Edited March 2, 2014 by clockwork24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Critical 433 March 2, 2014 Share March 2, 2014 "Hello everyone. I am very excited to join you on your new adventure. I hope you're not to bothered by my constant mouth breathing. My heart attacks. My incontinents. My old war stories. My constant memory loss. My occasional heart attack. Helping me take my medicine. Going to the bathroom. Cleanin' up ma poops. And all the other tasks that come with living with an almost dead person."Yugioh Abridged: Cr@psule monsters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.W. 3,619 March 2, 2014 Share March 2, 2014 (edited) "A lie told often enough becomes the truth" Vladimir Lenin "All that is complex is not useful, and all that is useful is simple." - Mikhail Timofeyevich Kalashnikov "There is no such thing as a former KGB man."-Vladimir Putin (Hue Hue) Edited March 2, 2014 by Sergei 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychedelicPony 440 March 2, 2014 Share March 2, 2014 The quote in my signature: "Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see." -Mark Twain 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krampus 197 March 2, 2014 Share March 2, 2014 "No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style." -Steven Brust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,282 March 5, 2014 Share March 5, 2014 I've been watching some of the original Mission Impossible series. I picked up this quote which I thought quite good... Season four episode "Fools Gold" "I am very serious when it comes to risking my life. I don't know what I would do without it." - The Great Paris (Played by Leonard Nimoy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Blades Shadow 444 March 5, 2014 Share March 5, 2014 "Who needs a girlfriend when you've got Pokemon?" ~ Unknown Something I randomly found on the internet and now it's how I feel about life XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlunderSteed 1,251 March 5, 2014 Share March 5, 2014 Out on the highway Up in the air Everyone else is Goin' somewhere They're goin' nowhere And I'll be there too I might as well go Under with you "Sink to the Bottom", The Fountains of Wayne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joecal97 340 March 5, 2014 Share March 5, 2014 (edited) "Aim high kid..... But don't aim for the impossible" Rainbow Dash "We shall fight on the beaches, and on the landing ground, we shall never surrender" Winston Churchill "When the whole world is against you, beat the whole world" American WW2 bazooka instructions: 'point at enemy, fire!' There are many great, funny, inspiring and downright silly quotes out there, aren't there? Edited March 5, 2014 by joecal97 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,671 March 6, 2014 Share March 6, 2014 (edited) "It's a sad day indeed when your rant about a forum isn't something memorable, but mere background noise in the sea of contempt for that site." - ePONYmous We were talking about a different pony forums. It's almost mind-boggling how badly a community can fail. EDIT: But come to think about it... It's also a reminder that I should be more appreciative of this place... Edited March 6, 2014 by SunBurn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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