Post lies about the person above you!

[Znex 936]

Was launched from a party cannon as a child and retains so much trauma to this day that he cannot even remember he was launched at all

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,274]

Goes to McDonalds to order a whopper from Hungry Jacks

[Party Cannon 874]

Thinks gravity is a brand of breakfast cereal

[Bari 7,020]

Eats ice cream with his feet.

[Party Cannon 874]

Preys upon the living for their jacket buttons. (Basically, he is a button vampire.)

[Znex 936]

Was sent to the moon when caught stealing Celestia's bananas

[Party Cannon 874]

Has a vast collection of oven mitts, with his favorite being one that belonged to Pre-jail Martha Stewart.

[duidamasterXD 9,624]

Used a bulldozer and several thousand dollars to construct the most elaborate sand castle of all time, and then started living in it.

[Party Cannon 874]

His favorite sound is 23 pots and pans falling on the ground at the same time.

[K3WRO 79]

Likes to pretend that she is a river turtle, she even started breathing with her butt!

[Victor van Dort 202]

Has had a strictly physical relationship with a marine animal.

[duidamasterXD 9,624]

Had a deep meaningful relationship with that same sea animal before it moved to Ecuador, never to be heard from again...

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,274]

Rubs mayonnaise all over his body as lotion before he sleeps for good luck and to get rid of nightmares.

[I used to be a stranger 7,984]

Died.

[Brook 663]

Walks on egg-shaped actual bunny slippers

[Just some guy 1,069]

Is not a serious nor fun person at all.You could say he's not everything you would ask for in a person almost.

[Dr. Frasier Crane 318]

Likes Gen 3.5

[PoisonClaw 8,131]

Breaks out in hives in the presence of sanity and logic 

[Mile high 61]

The poison on the caw is a std

[Carnival Cat 26]

is going to join the circus

[Mile high 61]

Is not a muffin

[Znex 936]

Has a sig that's too big

[Zygen 6,063]

Hated the bab seed episode

[Mile high 61]

Is happy

[CrystalRose 636]

wraps up in tinsel every night before bed.