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Viscra Maelstrom

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MUAHAHA.

AFTER MONTHS OF WAITING (and approximately.... 5 minutes of writing it down in one sitting), IT'S FINALLY HERE,

 

ZOOP'S. SHINY. SCALP!

WRITTEN BY VISCRA MAELSTROM, RAPPED BY YOURS TRULY, CAPS

 

(insert hip-hop anthemy beat shit in here)

 

ZOOP'S SHINY SCALP

HOW DELIGHTFULLY ALMIGHTY

REFLECTING OFF THE GLARING SUN

THAT DARES TO STARE IT DOWN

 

ZOOP'S SHINY SCALP

WORSHIP IT AS YOU DO HIM

CELAN IT UP WITH YOUR HANDKERCHIEF

THEN KISS IT WITH YOUR LIPS

 

ZOOP'S SHINY SCALP

AWW, SHIT BABY

IT IS NOT TO BE feared

IT IS TO BE F.E.A.R.E.D.

 

NOW, COUNT ALL THE DOTS

AND SAY THEM OUT LOUD

OR ENJOY THE FEELING OF GETTING...

 

(pause for dramatic effect)

 

BANHAMMERED!

 

(this post brought to you by CAPS LOCK PONY, da huge rapping hero from da hoods.)

Edited by Viscra Maelstrom
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Zoop's sexy, shiny, lovely scalp is mine, got that?

 

Just sayin'.

 

Sugar Plum don't wanna have to smack a filly.

 

Pretty good poem, though, I say.

 

be sure to treat his scalp with the utmost respect. for a scalp, as bold, brilliant, and lacking in hair-less, as Zoop's scalp, deserves no second-hand treatment. for else, you shall suffer the consequences.

 

also you wouldn't dare hitting this lil filly.

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Rubbing Zoop's smooth scalp is good luck, and is said to endow the one rubbing it with the ability to have a wish granted. The only catch is you have to sneak up on him. If he knows you're about to do it, it won't work.

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Rubbing Zoop's smooth scalp is good luck, and is said to endow the one rubbing it with the ability to have a wish granted. The only catch is you have to sneak up on him. If he knows you're about to do it, it won't work.

 

This sounds like a game that's worth playing. Wonder if you can stockpile the wishes if you catch him off guard enough times?

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Zoop's sexy, shiny, lovely scalp is mine, got that?

 

Just sayin'.

 

Sugar Plum don't wanna have to smack a filly.

 

Pretty good poem, though, I say.

 

....yeah.....about that......I think that I used his scalp for practice while studying under Molestia....>_>

was very smooth and surprisingly relaxing :3

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