Viscra Maelstrom 3,714 Share October 22, 2012 (edited) MUAHAHA. AFTER MONTHS OF WAITING (and approximately.... 5 minutes of writing it down in one sitting), IT'S FINALLY HERE, ZOOP'S. SHINY. SCALP! WRITTEN BY VISCRA MAELSTROM, RAPPED BY YOURS TRULY, CAPS (insert hip-hop anthemy beat shit in here) ZOOP'S SHINY SCALP HOW DELIGHTFULLY ALMIGHTY REFLECTING OFF THE GLARING SUN THAT DARES TO STARE IT DOWN ZOOP'S SHINY SCALP WORSHIP IT AS YOU DO HIM CELAN IT UP WITH YOUR HANDKERCHIEF THEN KISS IT WITH YOUR LIPS ZOOP'S SHINY SCALP AWW, SHIT BABY IT IS NOT TO BE feared IT IS TO BE F.E.A.R.E.D. NOW, COUNT ALL THE DOTS AND SAY THEM OUT LOUD OR ENJOY THE FEELING OF GETTING... (pause for dramatic effect) BANHAMMERED! (this post brought to you by CAPS LOCK PONY, da huge rapping hero from da hoods.) Edited November 29, 2020 by Viscra Maelstrom 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shiki 5,832 Share October 22, 2012 Zoop's sexy, shiny, lovely scalp is mine, got that? Just sayin'. Sugar Plum don't wanna have to smack a filly. Pretty good poem, though, I say. Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Viscra Maelstrom 3,714 Author Share October 22, 2012 Zoop's sexy, shiny, lovely scalp is mine, got that? Just sayin'. Sugar Plum don't wanna have to smack a filly. Pretty good poem, though, I say. be sure to treat his scalp with the utmost respect. for a scalp, as bold, brilliant, and lacking in hair-less, as Zoop's scalp, deserves no second-hand treatment. for else, you shall suffer the consequences. also you wouldn't dare hitting this lil filly. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Awesome One 1,307 Share October 22, 2012 SO YOU WANT ME TO RESPECT THE SCALP OF ZOOP ALMIGHTY? HOW ABOUT NO? NOW STAND AT ATTENTION AND HEIL MY CAPS LOCK POWAH! Nice rhymes that don't rhyme, though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PonyEcho 1,609 Share October 22, 2012 much like your first poem I believe visual Imagery is required Zoop, show us your almighty all powerful scalp so we may marvel in its brilliance. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Creamy Arty 6,241 Share October 22, 2012 Rubbing Zoop's smooth scalp is good luck, and is said to endow the one rubbing it with the ability to have a wish granted. The only catch is you have to sneak up on him. If he knows you're about to do it, it won't work. Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Crispy 5,555 Share October 22, 2012 Rubbing Zoop's smooth scalp is good luck, and is said to endow the one rubbing it with the ability to have a wish granted. The only catch is you have to sneak up on him. If he knows you're about to do it, it won't work. This sounds like a game that's worth playing. Wonder if you can stockpile the wishes if you catch him off guard enough times? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flicker Sweet 3,386 Share October 22, 2012 Zoop's sexy, shiny, lovely scalp is mine, got that? Just sayin'. Sugar Plum don't wanna have to smack a filly. Pretty good poem, though, I say. ....yeah.....about that......I think that I used his scalp for practice while studying under Molestia....was very smooth and surprisingly relaxing :3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Solar Wind 593 Share October 22, 2012 When Zoop reads this, none of us will be safe from his scalp... And because you didn't put it in the lounge, Why was his beard not featured in the song? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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