*READ FIRST POST* Give a pick up line to the user above you.

[Lightning Fluttershy 1,844]

Try to pick up the user above you with a pick up line. I don't care how cheesy or awful it is. Just do it. They can be serious to incredibly cheesy to downright weird/terrible.

 

Follow the rules. Keep the thread clean and appropriate, please. 

Edited July 23, 2013 by Twilight Sparkle
Thread was getting out of hand.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Like my beard? Actually you know you like my beard. Want to touch it?

 

[GoneForeverBye 184]

Look at your beard, now back at me, now back to your beard,

 

 

...and apparently I misspelled "british", but no matter. It's still handsome.

Edited October 23, 2012 by OlegEqualzName

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Looking at you makes my mustache tingle.

 

 

That's a good sign....

[Lightning Fluttershy 1,844]

Did you just fart? Because you're blowing me away.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

What’s wrong? You’re looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me.

[Lightning Fluttershy 1,844]

If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.

[Teller 360]

You must be the square root of 2, because baby, you make me feel irrational.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

[Lightning Fluttershy 1,844]

You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

[Party Cannon 876]

Do you know where around here I can get some Ambien, because I want to dream about you all night long.

[poniesforfun 716]

Hey, get in my car.

[Mephala 2,633]

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

You're Pinkiedashy, well I'm just your guy!

[Mephala 2,633]

Too young? It's okay, I know the Song of Time.

(Doesn't really work since you're older than me...but oh well. XD)

[poniesforfun 716]

We're not the same species... but I can make us the same species. ~_^

[Luna4256 110]

Are you Russian?... To get in my pants.

[Mephala 2,633]

Ey boy, take those clothes off so I can get a Pikachu. 

[Red Diamond 549]

Are you made of copper and tellerium? It's because you're Cu Te!

[Luna4256 110]

Ey boy, take those clothes off so I can get a Pikachu. 

I wish I could real life high five you right now!

[GeekBrony 85]

If I were to find a donut shop, I would pick your box first.

[Mephala 2,633]

Wanna squeeze my Bouffalants?

That may be too naughty. XD

Edited March 19, 2013 by PinkieDaShy

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I'll put my Rainbow in your Dash, and we can make a Rainboom together, baby.

[Betez 1,734]

If I could arrange the alphabet..

 

You know what, no

[Mephala 2,633]

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?