*READ FIRST POST* Give a pick up line to the user above you.

[Champion RD92 8,653]

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

They call you Champion, huh? Well come with me hotstuff and you'll be calling me Champion by the end of tonight.

[Betez 1,734]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a gun

get in the van

[Luna4256 110]

What comes after asphyxiseven? Asphyxiate!

[Betez 1,734]

Do you come here often? Cuz I sure as hell don't

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

How about me and you Link up and go play Legend of Zelda together?

 

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In my pants.

[Reani 176]

Are you a thief? Cause that's totally my car you parked outside!!

[Retro*Derpy 3,078]

Great legs.... what time do they open?

Edited March 20, 2013 by Retro✮Derpy

[Reani 176]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put your sister and I together.

[Luna4256 110]

I like your clothes. I'd like them better if they were on the floor.

[Retro*Derpy 3,078]

I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. 

[Reani 176]

Let's 68. You go down and I'll owe you one.

[Luna4256 110]

Rectum.... Damn near killed 'em.

[Silverwisp the Bard 2,353]

Lovely dress, any chance I can talk you out of it?

[poniesforfun 716]

Is that a wet sponge in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

[Mephala 2,632]

Talk QWERTY to me.

[Keylise<3 488]

Hey, do you like... stuff?

[poniesforfun 716]

Take your pants off they're bothering me.

[Mephala 2,632]

Wanna take a Rhydon my Weedle?

[Soundgarden 2,757]

I like every bone in your body... especially mine

[An Old Head 4,815]

You're so beautiful that I forgot my pick-up line.

[Soundgarden 2,757]

Want to go out with me? I'm the biggest lady killer since OJ Simpson

[Iudex 1,945]

No time to explain, get in the car.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Hey were your parents retarded? No, because you sure are special

[Retro*Derpy 3,078]

You remind me of my pinky toe, your small, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table tonight.