*READ FIRST POST* Give a pick up line to the user above you.

[JustinTime_ 44]

How do you like your eggs?

Scrambled,

Overeasy,

Or fertilized?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Your name fits! Cuz you're just in time for me to love you!! 

[Sunny Fox 5,929]

Hey, babe, guess what? I'm Superman. Come back to my place and I'll introduce you to Truth, Justice, and the American Way!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Oooo! A mod! I bet you're all big and powerful! 

[HunterScars 505]

do you like sticky date pudding ? 

 

well you puddin will be sticky after the first date 

 

( im horrible  -_- )

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

I'd like to ride you like a pony! 

[Guest]

You .There. Mhm .Lets do IT.  ( a friend of mine actually once said that to a random person. The person didnt seem to speak english though and we couldnt have seen any reaction, because we were stunned by the laughing  Oh and btw. yes, alcohol was involved.)

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

I'd like to take you to class!

 

(if you know what i mean!  ) 

[Psychotic Muffin 86]

I'll lance your sir a lot

[Flutter's lover <3 8,204]

I'll give you a spy check.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Speed preference varies often, so how fast do you want me to go? Fluttering? Or dashing?

[Foreigner And Lover 207]

Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,090]

Foreign and a Lover? How exotic... now let me find out just how exotic you can be, hot stuff.

[NavelColt 22,875]

Reports about certain lines going too far into sexual territory, warnings given that are incredibly subjective and truly not the poster's fault since the topic is sitting here, inviting folks to throw the first innuendo that comes into their head out into a witty sentence; nah, it's not even worth the drama. The war will be shortened by many years, and many jimmies will be saved if this topic is just locked. While a prejudice for any and all 'pick-up line' topics isn't something you'll be waking up to tomorrow, I think it's fair to watch for trends in topic types that sit closer to the border than others, and snipe those that just cause more problems than they do fun.
 

 

Now go, be merry and post in any number of other forum games beckoning to thee.