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I was afraid of a bunny plushie until I was 12..... when I threw it outside, and a stray dog took it.

 

I didn't have any actual friends until I was 11

 

I'm actually kinda shy, only when it comes to meeting new people, I'm a non-stop talking machine around my friends xD

 

can't think of anythingg....

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I use to write explicit sex stories and post them on the internet under a male persona when I was 12, I had a following too.

 

I do the same. And still do. I put one up when I was 12, and then wrote at least over 10,000 words of other stories that I would never put up with that kind of content. One is...very...very messed up. Unrealistic. I'm thinking of posting it online just for laughs.

 

I have a serious plan to kill myself at the age of 39 but I also want to outlive my parents so I'm unsure how that's going to go.

 

Why would you want to do that? I had thought about killing myself, but made myself wait to see what happens on December 21st. Now I don't really think of suicide that much, but then things have been going good so far.

 

I'm a senior in high school, but I'm only 15.

 

Kinda the same. 13, and in 10th grade. Homeschooled though.

 

As for weird things about me.

 

- I can change my personality in a split-second. From emo guy, to something similar to Pinkie Pie. Although I usually stay in a somewhat emo and don't talk much.

 

- Well known, but for being the youngest in my family, I have the deepest voice :/

 

- If I wanted to, I could probably go insane. *Imagines thoughts of killing people and laughing manically* Yeah... while I was writing that I kind of smiled.

 

- My thoughts are epic /sarcasm. "I need you to [something that's long and difficult]" *Imagines self pulling out gun and killing self.* although it's kind of turned into like a joke.

 

- I can make a basket ball shot one-handed from a long distance away. Just a guess, but I think around 8-10 feet.

 

- Sometimes I get a sudden urge to punch something really hard.

 

- I've written pokemon fan-fics, yet I've never played or watched it. Some containing the...sexual content and weird fetishes I made when I was 12.

 

- I seem to be very logical minded. I can look at different views on a situation, and things such as that.

 

- I don't mind being called insults. Usually I find them funny.

 

- Although I don't get mad often. Some things just infuriate me immensely.

 

- When getting mad, I don't get the usual mad. I sort of go into an insane/freaky like mode.

 

- Never broken a bone.

 

- This is the longest post I will be making today.

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I'm balding rapidly even though I'm only in my 20s.

 

I laugh at nearly everything. I have a quirky sense of humor.

 

I have a laugh that can be disturbingly loud at times and disturbingly creepy at others.

 

I've gotten in a few fights.

 

I'm just a bit paranoid and it takes me a while to trust people.

 

I have a hot temper, but I keep it under wraps.

 

I'm remarkably stubborn.

 

I'm fanatically loyal.

 

I used to be a programmer, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

 

I don't like profanity and try really hard to avoid it.

 

I try to believe the best in everyone.

 

I do my best work while under extreme pressure.

 

I have lived most of my life with a disturbingly high stress level. I had high blood pressure when I was a teenager despite eating well and running.

 

I didn't get anything out of the high stress. High risk, high reward is a lie.

 

I don't drink, don't smoke, and have never done drugs.

 

I nearly drowned to death when I was a small kid.

 

Whenever I stop kicking back and relaxing every once in a while, I have a tendency to become a rather mean-tempered workaholic. Very productive, but incredibly nasty.

 

When I am angry, I don't frown or look upset. I grin broadly and say really mean things.

 

According to some, I have a silver tongue. It gets me into trouble more often than it helps. I think my tongue is made of lead.

 

I came fairly close to achieving my dream in life and then screwed everything up.

 

I like giving stuff away. I like helping others.

 

When I'm tired, I'm remarkably mellow.

 

I'm capable of dealing with very, very nasty circumstances without even blinking, but if a friend goes through the same thing, I'm deeply affected.

 

I have a really weird vocal range.

 

I volunteered in various churches doing a number of different things for nearly half of my life. I loved every minute of it.

 

I was deathly afraid of water for most of my life, but, one day, I got tired of being afraid and just jumped in a pool.

 

I fell in love once. The relationship fell apart, I haven't had a girlfriend since.

 

Due to a problem with my hands, I am not currently able to play video games and probably will not regain the ability for at least few years. I talk about videogames as if I still play them though, because I don't like making people depressed with my own problems.

 

I live at home - with my mother. I don't particularly mind that folks consider this to be a sign of failure in life, but it does annoy me a little.

 

My dad hates my guts and considers me a failure at life because "I'm a nice guy." He moved to a different state about a decade ago.

 

I don't think that people know what they mean when they say “nice guy”. I'm friendly and respectful, but I will fight back with everything at my disposal if someone tries to step on me or anyone that I care about.

 

It takes more strength to be "nice" than it does to be a jerk and a fool.

 

I move my hands a lot while I talk - this leads to problems when I mistakenly come into contact with someone while gesticulating.

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I wear my heart on my sleeve.

 

I have a deep voice.

 

I have 20/20 eyesight.

 

My hearing and smelling are sub par at best.

 

I'd rather relax at home than go out somewhere.

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I'm terrible at making and holding converstations with people.

 

I was born with something that makes it painful for me to write and will probably end up killing me.

 

I tried to kill myself when I was five.

 

I feel most comfortable in warm small dark places.(cupboards, boxes etc)

 

I hate asking people to get out of the way.

 

I love to watch clouds.

 

I am terrible at looking after things.

 

I feel more comfortable without a shirt on.

 

I don't hate anyone.

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I own lots of weapons.A lot.Literally

 

I'm in the young Marines(until it got cancelled due to shortage of staffs)

 

Know one knows I got a pic featured on the official My little brony website on memebase(Until now)

 

My family owns a jet ski

 

I enjoy hugs

 

I'm half Mexican,and half Filipino.

 

I've been to the philipines

Edited by Flutter derps

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Avast Your Ass isn't dubstep.

 

Not relevant, but I had to point that out. Which reminds me, it really bothers me when people think all EDM is dubstep. I'm not saying you do, but it just reminded me.

 

I don't know what EDM is, so your point is quite valid. ;) I just remember that I listened to 'Beware Carrot Top's Spleen' or whatever it was, as well as a few tunes that were described as dubstep, and had a healthy dislike for all of them. ^^ And I also like Carrot Top.

 

I always have at least a few fanfiction ideas in my head, some about MLP, including clop. But few of them ever see the light of day.

 

I have trouble speaking loudly because I'm afraid of disturbing people.

 

I tend to avoid people as much as possible in real life. The ones here are much nicer than most people I know personally.

 

I'm never getting married or having children.

Edited by TailsAlone

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Well.....

 

I am short for my age.

I am underweight.

I have been in multiple military bases/ships.

I weight lift.

My left eardrum exploded because of ETD, causing permanent holes.

I have several days of gameplay on BF3.

Can't drink that much soda/eat sweets or I will get really sick.

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March is my favorite month of the year because the theme is always green and that makes me smile.

 

I think the little things in life go a long way but the big things go much farther.

 

I hate having to rely on someone else for help because they always seem to disappoint me.

 

I remember the birthdays of all of my friends from elementary school and some from high school but I can't remember any of my close friends' birthdays now.

 

I like to hug people. Some people find that creepy and I can't, for the life of me, understand why.

 

Lots of people don't like me. I don't care what they think but I wish they would not be childish about not liking me.

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I have a tattoo on the back of my leg of something I'd rather not say....not dirty just embarrassing...

 

I've never read Hamlet

 

I once braided my moustache, not doing that again.

 

I have a pipe that's not meant for tobacco that a hippie man gave me.

 

I flex in the mirror

 

I absolutely love poetry and plays

 

I hate most modern music

 

I've killed a man

 

I've hurt people back in Russia

 

I smoked cigars for a long time

 

I've eaten bugs in the wilderness even though I didn't need to

 

I also hate profanity, unless required...

Edited by Comrade-Dimitri-Hammer

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I have always wanted to fly

 

I am named after a mountain bike company

 

I get hyper when I'm tired

 

I used to be a hacker

 

I have better than normal vision

 

I play state level soccer

 

I really really like cheesecake

 

I love to ski

 

I tend to break out into song and dance at random times no matter who is watching (I dont care what people think of me)

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I am presently hungry.

 

I like learning stuff.

 

I like food.

 

I believe in aliens.

 

On 11/2/2012 at 3:38 AM, 'Comrade-Dimitri-Hammer' said:

I have a tattoo on the back of my leg of something I'd rather not say....not dirty just embarrassing...

 

I've never read Hamlet

 

I once braided my moustache, not doing that again.

 

I have a pipe that's not meant for tobacco that a hippie man gave me.

 

I flex in the mirror

 

I absolutely love poetry and plays

 

I hate most modern music

 

I've killed a man

 

I've hurt people back in Russia

 

I smoked cigars for a long time

 

I've eaten bugs in the wilderness even though I didn't need to

 

OK, remind me to never mess with you.

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I am one of the most laid back people you will ever meet, but in my head, I'm stressing about hundreds of things.

 

Sometimes I wonder how people think any of my stories are good. They all feel very mediocre to me.

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I'm short-sighted in my left eye, which is why I wear glasses.

 

I've broken my left arm twice in the same place.

 

I can do an armpit fart without using my hands.

 

Pink is my favorite color.

 

I get really worried when a friend is depressed.

 

I used to go skateboarding a lot, but I couldn't do any tricks.

 

Some of my close friends say I'm a convincing psychopath.

 

I'm part French, but I don't know how to speak French properly.

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- I can't stand gansta-wannabes and sluts.

 

- I have a very nasty temper (broke a friends arm and three of his ribs because i found him making out with my gf) -_-

 

- I am a very quiet person, I barely say more then 40 words a week

 

- I had 10 gigabytes of Rainbow dash pics (no clop or shipping)

 

- I lose my temper whenever I see Dash porn or shipping (Yes I know I am a bit obsessed)

 

- I have nearly died 3 times.

 

I have alot more, but I think this enough for now.

Edited by zRevenantz

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- I can't stand gansta-wannabes and sluts.

 

- I have a very nasty temper (broke a friends arm and three of his ribs because i found him making out with my gf) -_-

 

- I am a very quiet person, I barely say more then 40 words a week

 

- I had 10 gigabytes of Rainbow dash pics (no clop or shipping)

 

- I lose my temper whenever I see Dash porn or shipping (Yes I know I am a bit obsessed)

 

- I have nearly died 3 times.

 

I have alot more, but I think this enough for now.

 

Strange, we seem to have many things in common. I've almost died about...more than I can count.

 

Plus I feel exactly the same way with Fluttershy as you with Rainbow Dash.

Edited by Comrade-Dimitri-Hammer

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Sometimes, when I'm alone, I like to cover myself up completely in tons of Vaseline, squirm around on the floor, and pretend I'm a slug.

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I find hispanic men very attractive, but find the spoken-spanish language annoying.

 

I was always hesitant to say this before, but me too. It's such an ugly language to my ears. I don't know if it's the words themselves or the way they speak them. Spanish is like German, it's a lot more fun to learn than it is to listen to. On the other hand I could listen to French, Dutch or Japanese all day. I imagine English must sound rather clunky and cacophonous to non-native speakers. ^^

 

I an nearly incapable of standing up for myself. I avoid all possible conflict. I also believe everything I'm told and have no street smarts at all, so I'm not very good at reading people. My only option is to keep everyone at a courteous, rigid distance. I guess that's not a very small thing, though. ^^

 

You guys all sound really interesting. ^_^

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I spent my early childhood living in Hawaii

My dad was a Sergeant in the United States Army, because of his former rank we (my family and I) call him Sarge

I watched my older brother get taken off of life support

I am in the Army JROTC, but I have no plans to go into the military

I have tried to kill myself before, and as a result, can't stand it when people joke about suicide or tell others to commit suicide

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I am a idiot who's last words will be 'Hey guys watch this!' because I consider myself as a bit of a daredevil.

 

I am scared of BMXing now after my bad fall

 

My sister was the one who got me into skateboarding. She said I needed a hobby lol

 

I am a bit of a loner in real life I tend to stay away from big groups of people. I am indeed extremely shy in real life and I tend to mumble quite a lot when talking to someone I don't know

 

I enjoy my online friends more than real life ones sometimes because none of them are assholes like my real friends can be at times

 

I used to be a Brony hater because thought it was sad so many older men watched the show, suffice to say I am sorry I thought like that because after watching a few episodes to see why people loved it I indeed fell in love with the show too!

 

I had swine flu 2 years ago and was one of the unfortunate ones to get it badly and I almost died luckily I survived PHEW!

 

I was mugged last year and beat very badly when I was walking home from the train, the guy was caught and put to prison 4 days later

 

I often dream about being teleported to Equestria and living with Fluttershy I love her /)o3o( <3

 

I get grumpy when I am awoken from those dreams...

 

I witnessed a shootout when I was 8 and it was absolutely horrible I couldn't sleep that night thinking of it

 

I watched 3 guys one hammer I have never cried so hard for someone i didn't know in my life (such a sickening video NEVER watch it EVER...)

 

I love everyone here!

 

I actually hate nobody, I don't hate the people who bullied me in the past, I don't hate anyone at all name me anyone famous for being evil I still don't hate them I find hate such a strong word and I hate absolutely no one.

Edited by Vinyl Scratch (Filly)

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more...

 

ive lived with my grandparents since i was 8

i love rap and alternative music

ive met alice cooper :] he called me sweetie

ive met glen from the walking dead and he hugged me <3

my hair looks good without me fixing it

i love banjo kazooie and tooie

ive punched my aunt and made her ear bleed

i have a rather big booty

my zodiac sign is pisces...fits me perfect <3

i prefer aussie men to americans

i can jump up in the air and go straight into a split

id rather look at hot women than men

but i prefer being with men

my feet are so small - i usually have to get kids shoes

Edited by MissMachine

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Sometimes, when I'm alone, I like to cover myself up completely in tons of Vaseline, squirm around on the floor, and pretend I'm a slug.

 

HAHAHAHAHA This is hilarious xD I laughed so hard at this LOLOLOL You are a boss! You win best troll of the day my friend haha!

 

more...

 

ive lived with my grandparents since i was 8

i love rap and alternative music

ive met alice cooper :] he called me sweetie

ive met glen from the walking dead and he hugged me <3

my hair looks good without me fixing it

i love banjo kazooie and tooie

ive punched my aunt and made her ear bleed

i have a rather big booty

my zodiac sign is pisces...fits me perfect <3

i prefer aussie men to americans

i can jump up in the air and go straight into a split

id rather look at hot women than men

but i prefer being with men

my feet are so small - i usually have to get kids shoes

 

Another beautiful avatar picture of yours! Your avatars are always the nicest! I am serious you never fail to make them look so nice looking Edited by Vinyl Scratch (Filly)

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I can't drive without music playing.

I've been sober my entire life, I'm waiting for my first beer on my 21st birthday.

I am currently wearing a Fluttershy "yay" t-shirt.

I've gone to Disney World every year since 2nd grade.

I've never ridden on a plane, and I want to.

I don't have a Facebook.

I became interested in Search and Destroy on CoD because I micspam. :P

I love storms.

I started getting my deep voice when I was 12.

I'm extremely laid back.

I hate seafood.

I have a paper cutout of Lyra in my windshield.

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I like chai tea.

My dream is to be able to fly.

I need music for whenever I am doing something that doesn't involve sound.

I hate rap.

I want to join the circus (But I think a couple people know that already.)

I write electronic music and occasionally dubstep (I suck at doing both.)

I like it when it rains, when its really foggy and dark out, twilight (The time of day, Not the movie.) And night.

I LOVE swimming.

I am half bahamian half canadian... but I live in canada.

I Really like winter, I get allot of snow where I live.

I also really like laying on the deck and looking up at the sky full of stars at my grandparents house in bahamas.

I am unschooled, Which means I dont have a formal education... Basically I learn the way I learnt to walk and to talk. And yes, It works.

And I am a.... Brony, It has taken me this long to tell you all... but yes I watch My Little Pony.

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I've had one near death experience, I have to thank my lucky stars that I can't remember the pain I went through.

I used to dye my hair a lot, but I haven't dyed my hair in 5 years.

I have terribly weak ankles, and I have more twists and sprains than I can count, as well as a fracture.

I have a 7 inch scar across my stomach, and I'm missing an organ.

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