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The USER above you is naked in your bed. Your reaction?


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Bludgeon with bedside lamp then dial 911 then cry and apologize the hide the body under the bed an deny calling for an ambulance then nurse back to health then chat with for a while and hope we get along.

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This happens way to often around here.

 

Leaps out of bed. Hits button on wall. Outside wall drops. a Catapult flings bed and naked occupant a mile out to sea.

Wall folds back up. New bed drops from ceiling. checks bed for naked sleepers, finding none, goes back to sleep.

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I don't know who you are but i can tell you this...if you don't get your naked arse out of my bed there will be consequences. I know for sure some one will get a beef stew surprise in their face. Knowing that, I do not think you want to stick around and find out what else there is in store for you. I will give you until the count of five to get dressed and get out of here before i start my series of...events. 5...4...3...2...1...

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