The USER above you is naked in your bed. Your reaction?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,236]

Uhh, hello? This has to be the least conventional way to meet someone.

[shadowwarp940 1,302]

1 minute ago, Nightfall Gloam said:

Uhh, hello? This has to be the least conventional way to meet someone.

so...why and how are you here? I locked my door!

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Oh my....

[Nightfall Gloam 18,236]

7 minutes ago, shadowwarp940 said:

so...why and how are you here? I locked my door!

I don't even know. I was playing teleporting hide and seek with one of my friends and somehow I ended up here naked  

[shadowwarp940 1,302]

1 minute ago, Nightfall Gloam said:

I don't even know. I was playing teleporting hide and seek with one of my friends and somehow I ended up here naked  

...alright, leave or I call in my pig to attack you!

[Nightfall Gloam 18,236]

2 minutes ago, shadowwarp940 said:

...alright, leave or I call in my pig to attack you!

*teleports the heck outta there and forgets everything*

[Venomous 18,813]

...

 

[shadowwarp940 1,302]

5 minutes ago, Venomous said:

...

Um..want some beer or something?

[Deae Rising Shine~ 52,386]

Why are you here, ahhhh!

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

Uhhhhhhhhhhh

Leave. O.O

[CheeryFox 23,811]

You nasty! 

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

Boi, go get your own room

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

My my my, what AM I going to do?

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

Honey, you planning on pulling an all-nighter? Cause this is gonna last a while. 

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

Oh god, why are you in my bed? Where's your boyfriend? How did you get in my room? 

Edited July 17, 2018 by King of Canterlot

[Dashy 4 Ever 4,832]

I'll give you 5 seconds to get out, or your life is done. but for @King of Canterlot, I'll give you a chance of 10 minutes.

 

[CheeryFox 23,811]

. . .

[Twilight Luna 30,940]

Mrs. Brisby, I'm honored but I was friends with your husband, Jonathan. It wouldn't be right. Sorry.

[Dan. 1,825]

Throw them a blanket? Ponies aren't anatomically correct.

[Scrubbed user 3,415]

I don't want to hear anything about any objections.

[Dan. 1,825]

Hope they don't get hair all over my sheets.

[Deae Rising Shine~ 52,386]

how did you get in here? and why are you naked?

[Krashface 534]

Hey there, sugarcube, are you here to steal my heart ?

 

'cause that will never happen, now get the hell outta my bad !

[Matraxial Artemi 2,229]

Sorry to be rude, did you come here just to to do weird stuff on me? 

[Krashface 534]

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