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Hello Doctor, it is I, Muffin Thief, here to ask you a question.

 

Why am I so much better than you? *Sticks nose in air and sips snobbishly on wine*

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Hello Doctor, it is I, Muffin Thief, here to ask you a question.

Why am I so much better than you? *Sticks nose in air and sips snobbishly on wine*

*fixs bowtie* actually you're the lowest of the low and I am highest of high I can out rank you in anything you are just a grade school pony and you will always be!
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*fixs bowtie* actually you're the lowest of the low and I am highest of high I can out rank you in anything you are just a grade school pony and you will always be!

Is that so, old timer? I'd like to see you prove it. *Laughs at Doctor Whooves* Edited by Muffin Thief
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Then how come everyone knows me and no one knows you?

*Turns on rap battle music* Everyone knows you as the town fool. I've been saying better statements, since I was in school. You think you're something special? You crazy old man? Pack your bags, you're going out with a bam.

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*Turns on rap battle music* Everyone knows you as the town fool. I've been saying better statements, since I was in school. You think you're something special? You crazy old man? Pack your bags, you're going out with a bam.

Mike: *facehoof* really a rap battle? He doesn't have time for that!

 

*checks watch* oh my he is right I don't have time for anything!

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Mike: no you don't win if he wasn't even going to rap! Duh!

The only reason he's not rapping is because he has nothing good to say about himself.

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The only reason he's not rapping is because he has nothing good to say about himself.

Mike: he's just too busy to rap right now!

 

Its true I am!

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Mike: he's just too busy to rap right now!

 

Its true I am!

You don't have to say it, we all know why you're sitting out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Loser.

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Mike: *facehoof* look truth is he's not a rapper and him trying to save the universe and all he never has time to do anything at all!

Look, when the doctors finally decide to put him down, call me.

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What the buck is that blue box thing?!?

oh I can't tell you its top secret only those that trust or is my companion can know about it!

 

Have you heard of the I like trains kid?

no I have not! Who is that?

 

If there was a civil war in Equestria, between Celestia and her sister Luna, and you COULD NOT stop it, who's side would you be on?

oh don't worry I could fix it easy!
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oh don't worry I could fix it easy!

We all know you can't.

 

I specifically said that it was impossible to stop. No way. Not with a time machine or anything.

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We all know you can't.

I specifically said that it was impossible to stop. No way. Not with a time machine or anything.

Mike: oh you have no idea what he's capable of! Edited by Mikejr6692
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