Ask BioHazard

[BioHazzerd 130]

 

Do you really work at the rainbow factory?

Work there? I designed the Pegasus Device. I switched the process of rainbow-making to using ponies as ingredients. Would you like a tour?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Work there? I designed the Pegasus Device. I switched the process of rainbow-making to using ponies as ingredients. Would you like a tour?

TOUR?!? I want a job... and a cool mask... I can only assume you were joking about the ingredients...

[BioHazzerd 130]

 

TOUR?!? I want a job... and a cool mask... I can only assume you were joking about the ingredients...

Ha! No. I was serious. If you enter, you can't leave. Still want the job?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Ha! No. I was serious. If you enter, you can't leave. Still want the job?

Wut if I get amnesia? Maybe... depending on how much it pays...

[BioHazzerd 130]

 

Wut if I get amnesia? Maybe... depending on how much it pays...

You still can't leave. It pays very well.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

You still can't leave. It pays very well.

What's the point of the high pay if you can't leave to buy stuff?

[BioHazzerd 130]

 

What's the point of the high pay if you can't leave to buy stuff?

We have a store stocked with everything one can possibly buy in Equestria.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Wut about housing?

[BioHazzerd 130]

 

Wut about housing?

You'll get a clean barracks with a dresser and a bed and you may add whatever you wish. Don't want the employees running off and telling everypony about things that they shouldn't, hmm?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Is it a service of the government or is it independently funded?

[BioHazzerd 130]

 

Is it a service of the government or is it independently funded?

Celestia herself funds us.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Will the barracks have a maid? T'would be a really important thing for me to consider.

[BioHazzerd 130]

 

Will the barracks have a maid? T'would be a really important thing for me to consider.

I said clean. They will be cleaned daily.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

When do I get my mask?

[BioHazzerd 130]

 

When do I get my mask?

When the you arrive at the factory, you will be provided with a RainbowTech Standard T-13 Titanium Rainbowproof ( and blood proof ) GasMask.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Do I hafta wear it? Blood looks cool on mah face.

[BioHazzerd 130]

 

Do I hafta wear it? Blood looks cool on mah face.

In the factory, yes. It keeps you alive. In the store or barracks, it is optional.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Can I wear it backwards?

[BioHazzerd 130]

 

Can I wear it backwards?

Alright, now you're just being offensive. Of course you can't.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

W-why not? *Sniffle*

[BioHazzerd 130]

 

W-why not? *Sniffle*

I think we'll consider other employee options. >:3

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Don't 'cha think that I'll go around telling everypony?

[BioHazzerd 130]

 

Don't 'cha think that I'll go around telling everypony?

Who'd believe you? You have no proof. You don't have a mask or any evidence, and I'll deny this entire conversation.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Can I have a job?

[BioHazzerd 130]

 

Can I have a job?

Not in my time period. Ask Rainbow Factory Dash, and tell her I sent you.