The Vending Machine.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

You get a exit key.

 

*Inserts 'Angel'*

[Snow Frostflame 3,565]

you get the most disturbing scene in MLP

 

Inserts Tank

[Silverhoof 2,839]

Gets a really tasty turtle soup.

 

Inserts a taser gun.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a NES Zapper.


I insert nine bagels.

[Snow Frostflame 3,565]

you get 9 donuts

 

Inserts a jar of broken dreams

[Silverhoof 2,839]

Gets a full and happy life. You won't get rich, but you will never be bored.

 

Inserts a Hobbit.

[Galen Selanno 351]

You get Gandalf.

 

Inserts laptop

[Odyssey 5,686]

You get a HP Pavilion.

 

Inserts a brownie.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a scone.



I insert JAAM.

[Galen Selanno 351]

You get jelly (What's the difference?)

 

Inserts Flux Pavilion

[Wind Chaser 4,765]

You get a flux capacitor.

 

*inserts a reindeer*

[SparklingSwirls 21,107]

You get a deer with rain on it.

 

*inserts a scarf*

[Galen Selanno 351]

You get a coat.

 

Inserts Back to the Future.

[Wind Chaser 4,765]

You get two sequels.

 

*inserts a coat*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a trenchcoat.



I insert a pair of pinstriped trousers.

[FizzyImp 1,838]

You get a stripey safety pin.
 

*Inserts himself into the slot*

[SparklingSwirls 21,107]

You get stuck in the machine!

 

*inserts face*

[Snow Frostflame 3,565]

you get a 

 

 

come here Sniper. don;t make this harder then it needs to be

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/eb/Sniper_helpme01.wav?t=20100625222405

 

*attepts to stuff him in the vending machine*

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/f0/Sniper_paincrticialdeath01.wav?t=20121023234742

 

there we go

 

 

*inserts the Sniper*

Edited December 15, 2014 by Snowflake Frostflame

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 299]

Gets an owl.

I place in the same owl, with some fish.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a dolphin.



I insert a star-spangled banner (that isn't necessarily the USA flag)

[Snow Frostflame 3,565]

you get a book stating every event taking place in the Revolutionary War

 

Inserts the Declaration of Independents 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get a declaration of war.

 

*Inserts weaponry.*

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 299]

You get a dove flying out of a broken, decaying cage.

I place in a well-preserved nest from the same dove.

[Snow Frostflame 3,565]

you get a well preserved nest from a bunch of angry wasp that are still inside

 

inserts an addicting game

[Ponitten 43]

You get a kitten geek

*insert cat food*