The Vending Machine.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

You get a sh*t tone of bomb !

*insert a cat*

[UltimateGhost3 498]

You get a doge.

*inserts explosion

[Flutterstep 46,218]

You get destroyed vending machine pieces.

*inserts myself*

[UltimateGhost3 498]

You receive nothing!

*inserts broken pieces and a stick of glue

[Hierok 11,829]

You get a broken stick and pieces of glue. O3o

Inserts my homework.

[UltimateGhost3 498]

You get a paper written in Esperanto.

*inserts the broken stick, glues pieces and a hammer

[Tinkh_ 239]

You get a dangerous slingshot!

 

./inserts my shoes

[UltimateGhost3 498]

You get a tuft of kitty fur!

*inserts the slingshot

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

You get a broken stick, glue pieces and a hammer.  

*inserts all the slimes in @The_Gobo's slime army*

 

Edited February 16, 2018 by Loightwing

[The_Gobo 36,257]

You just get more slime and a bouncy ball :3
 

*inserts @Rarity the Supreme *
O3O

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

YOU GET A REALLY PRETTY MARE ! YOU LUCKY SLIME !

*insert Angel bunny*

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

You get @Angel!

*inserts @Totally Lyra*

[The_Gobo 36,257]

You get a @Randimaxis

*inserts a @WiiGuy2014*

 

[Will Guide 21,325]

You get a random Disney Character

*Inserts a Nintendo character*

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

You get a Mario pony !

*Insert a normal regular coin"

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

The machine eats your coin and you get nothing in return.  

*inserts a booped snoot*

Edited February 20, 2018 by SparklingSwirls

[Randimaxis 8,633]

You get a life-sized, inflatable, full color latex Liberace.

*inserts 25 scents*

[Pr0m4NV14 837]

Thank you for your donation, @Randimaxis! You have been awarded a 10-Cent CAD Coupon to Tim Hortons!

*Inserts a Canadian five dollar bill.*

Edited February 21, 2018 by Pr0m4NV14

[Pieburner 1,680]

GETS POUTINE

INSERTS PENCE

[Randimaxis 8,633]

You get a humongous bottle of Hare Remover, for all those pesky rabbits! 

Inserts a thin, flat copper wire into the slot... and keeps feeding it in until the coin holder is full.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

14 minutes ago, Randimaxis said:

You get a humongous bottle of Hare Remover, for all those pesky rabbits! 

Inserts a thin, flat copper wire into the slot... and keeps feeding it in until the coin holder is full.

Gets a broken, nonfunctional, jammed vending machine.

*inserts a drop of sweat*

[Pieburner 1,680]

GET GATORADE

INSERTS PRETZ

[Randimaxis 8,633]

GETZ MUZTURD

*inserts a tube, then begins pouring in Liquid Schwartz*

[Altastrofae 933]

5 minutes ago, Randimaxis said:

GETZ MUZTURD

*inserts a tube, then begins pouring in Liquid Schwartz*

You get weird looks from all around and a can of soda.

But wait... IT'S GRAPE! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*Inserts Princess Luna's snoot*

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

You receive Moonbutt’s gaming headset.

*Inserts @The_Gobo‘s slime sample* o3o