The Vending Machine.

[Twi Rubix 726]

You get Fluttershy. ....That's an even trade off, I think.

 

*Inserts an Element of Harmony*

[Blue Bay 1,027]

You get the bearer of said element.

 

 

*Inserts a blindworm*

[Silverhoof 2,839]

Gets an illiterate bookworm.

 

Squeezes a tube of super glue into coin slot...

[Blue Bay 1,027]

You get a accusation for property damage.

 

*Inserts a mildly used handkerchief*

[Shiki 5,853]

Receive a poster with a disgusted and judgemental face printed on it.

 

Insert self. 

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get Anastasia, the Russian princess. (Is SERIOUS HISTORICAL COSTUME!)

 

 

 

I insert a packet of crisps.

[Lightning Shade 783]

You get a thing of pringles

 

*inserts waffle*

[Blue Bay 1,027]

You get powdered sugar.

 

*Inserts a plectrum*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a bass guitar.

 

 

 

I insert a piece of string.

[Lightning Shade 783]

You get a bucket of worms

 

*inserts 3 dimes and 2 pennies*

[Senor Citizen 516]

You get a 30-cent video.

[Silverhoof 2,839]

You get nothing because you entered nothing, so nyah.

 

insert a hobbit who never went on adventures because he was a Baggins of Bag End.

[DJShy 872]

Inserts one Bit. (Equestra money)

[Lightning Shade 783]

you get a taco

 

*insert Knife*

[Blue Bay 1,027]

Get's a mace to da face!

 

*inserts a brick*

[DJShy 872]

Gets the big, bad wolf

 

 

inserts black hole

[Blue Bay 1,027]

You get a black hole, because you know... it's a black hole that already swallowed the vending machine and it should have swallowed you by now. :/

 

*inserts dark matter* Wait... where the hell did the vending machine go? Besides, did anyone see DJ Shy-3 recently?

[Lightning Shade 783]

You get free lizard

 

 

*inserts black sheet of paper*

[DND 2,354]

Gets a blacklight.
 

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*inserts weenis*

[Silverhoof 2,839]

gets a rash...

 

Inserts happy feet

[PalletePuddle 7]

You get get a game that was lost. (ohho)

 

*inserts paintbrush*

[Lightning Shade 783]

You get a empty paint can

 

 

*inserts pet turtle*

[stainesbrony 219]

Gets angry member of PETA

 

 

Inserts Smegton. (My New Leaf town)

[Silverhoof 2,839]

gets a defoliant (kills leaves dead).

 

inserts dead members of the Leaf town

[stainesbrony 219]

Gets a very angry undead female Pheonix wearing a flame T-shirt called Phoebe.

 

Inserts Tom Nook.