The Vending Machine.

[drawingpandapony 84]

You get the Equestria high school

 

*Inserts America from Hetalia*

[Loriem 639]

You receive a hater, a violent one.

 

 

*Inserts a WWII era bomb I found in my backyard under som dirt.*

Edited September 17, 2013 by Secret Person

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get a mushroom cloud.

 

I insert a can of corned beef.

[Frith is Magick 1,469]

You get a corned beef sandwich (watch out for sharp pieces of metal).

 

Inserts scrap of paper with '$5' written on it in sharpie.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a British five-pound note.

 

 

I insert a bunch of unripe bananas.

[Loriem 639]

You get a Banana Bread.

 

 

*Math homework.*

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,088]

You get a protractor! Hope your teacher will believe you when you say that a vending machine ate your homework...

 

*Inserts baguette*

[Sugar Cube 4,843]

You get a tasty submarine sandwich. Sorry, there's no pickles.

 

*Insert a tube of toothpaste*

[Loriem 639]

You get a tube of propaganda past. "Uncle Equis want YOU!"

 

 

*Inserts a half eaten fast food burger.*

[DJShy 860]

You receive a Chocolate donut!

 

 

*Inserts Flashlight (shipping)*

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,088]

The vending machine ships you an actual Flashlight! Sorry, looks like the Vending machine is more of a Twijack kind of machine...

 

*Inserts half-eaten cookie*

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get a poodle.

 

I insert a spiny blue shell from Mario Kart.

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

You get a poodle.

 

I insert a spiny blue shell from Mario Kart.

You get eternal rage.

 

I insert my shirt.

[Azura 1,107]

You get a pair of see-through boxers.

 

*Inserts knife*

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

You get a pair of see-through boxers.

 

*Inserts knife*

You get a hockey mask.

 

I insert my grandmother's soul.

[Azura 1,107]

You get a slap across the face by Satan himself.

 

*Inserts cuteness*

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

You get a slap across the face by Satan himself.

 

*Inserts cuteness*

You get Pinkie Pie. I hope you like parties.

 

I insert a bushel of apples..

[MagicalStarRain 599]

You get an Adam's apple.

 

I insert a cup of Starbuck's coffee.

[Azura 1,107]

It rejects it and splashes it all over your face, extra hot.

 

*Inserts a slice of toasted bread*

[MagicalStarRain 599]

You receive a buttered slice of toasted bread that's covering your face.

 

Inserts a jar of paper lucky stars.

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

You receive a buttered slice of toasted bread that's covering your face.

 

Inserts a jar of paper lucky stars.

You get a tree.

 

I insert a cell phone.

[Sunny Fox 5,894]

You get a call.

 

I insert "an insert".

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

You get a call.

 

I insert "an insert".

You get a tasteless internet joke.

 

I insert my genuine WW2 helmet.

[QuirkyUsername 1,575]

I love this game X3

You get a cheap replica to replace the helmet

 

Inserts toast

[Sunny Fox 5,894]

You get bread.

 

Inserts "Doodle God" (iPhone App/Game)