Things to ban in MLP.

[None42069 520]

As you are no doubt aware, we were finally able to get a glimpse of Applejack as a foal (the image will not be posted). As you know, these kind of things are well known to cause diabetus and 3rd degree burns to vital organs due to heart-melting.

As such, I propose we form a petition to ban all form of cuteness from the show.

It is not just cuteness too:
Magic is banned from the Christian community so we must get rid of all magic users (Unicorns, Alicorns, Dragonequs, enchantresses, etc.)

There has also been reports of creatures from mythology that goes against above religion such as dragons so they are right out.

Last year, a certain Dracula who, to quote completely legit sources, "eats ghosts and craps Frankensteins" (THAT Dracula) also mentioned that "hats are pretty scary". While the men of the above source shamefully didn't take immediate action, I still say we must ban any and all form of headwear.

There may be other things that I have missed so I urge you to bring them to light so we may purge them from the show.

[Doctor XFizzle 8,670]

I say we go ahead and ban reason, rationality, and common sense too. Nobody uses those anyways so what are we really losing?

 

Oh and ban Trixie. MLP is no place for prostitution.

Edited December 23, 2012 by Doctor XFizzle

[Ferret Girl 2,642]

I dont think that the "babies" in the show are adorable at all.. I find them pretty creepy actually, mostly because of their eyes.

[SmittyWerbenjagermanjense 1,032]

"hats are pretty scary".

 

I see what you did there.

[NavelColt 22,883]

As such, I propose we form a petition to ban all form of cuteness from the show.

 

ban all form of cuteness from the show.

 

ban

 

cuteness

 

 

Don't you dare mess with cute ponies, bro. Don't you dare.

 

I really don't care for the babies myself, though, either. Not so much their eyes or any other features, I just find babies annoying :'D We can ban foals and I won't lose sleep. Anything else though, and heads will roll. Down a bowling lane. With pins with your face on them at the end. And I will laugh.

Edited December 23, 2012 by ~Chaotic Discord~

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

I say we ban Rarity from the show for being overtly fashion-oriented and therefore French. Frenchness is but a stench to proper conduct and objective observation to reality, and hampers with practical thinking. No more Haute Couture. No more French Rarity.

[Strawberry Tart 161]

I completely agree! This show goes against any form of religion. We cannot permit this. 

(Let's also ban logic, too.)

 

My Little Pony is polluting the minds of young children! We must stop it before they all learn magic and turn into unicorns!