...And win a free hat!

[TwilizzleFoShizzle 95]

Hi, I'm Gabe Newell and I'm looking for new ways to get people to inflict harm, both physically and emotionally, on themselves and others, to win free TF2 hats. Post your idea of how to win a free hat and the best idea will win a free hat!

[Fubz 300]

So what? Am I posting ways to inflict harm both physically and emotionally, on myself and others, to win free TF2 hats or am I posting ideas how to win a free hat?

 

I'd like to answer the second question if you don't mind. To win a free hat I'd like a random facebook page which guarantees me a free hat if I like their page.

[Rocco 567]

to win a free hat, i would pee on a homeless man.

[Zink 80]

What would you do-ooo-ooo for some Teh Ef Teu?

 

To win a free hat, I'd do nothing.

Edited December 30, 2012 by Zink

[Shiki 5,853]

I don't understand the game but I'm going to post anyway because I like to be an individual who puts themselves out there in order to be seen by others.

[CamRad18 337]

I would drop kick a baby through a field goal...just kidding, I don't even have Team Fortress 2!

[Just some guy 1,070]

Best way to win a free hat?

 

They have to go through many trials that will torture them,a la Saw movies.If they make it out,they get a code for Half-Life Episode 3.Then they input the code on Steam,and end up getting a random common hat for TF2.

[~Master~ Button Mash 2,307]

1) Find person in possession of said prize hat.

2) Punch in head.

3) Take the hat while they are unconscious.

4) Free hat acquired.

 

/thread.

[Sarajevo 124]

Quit delaying Half Life 3. A fat joke a day keeps episode 3 away remember that... Well, I miss TF2 the way it was, it's nothing but a hat simulator now but I think the worst way to torture someone is to scam someone through a trade, and stealing their prized possession and never giving it back.... oh and I thought I'd drop this off here. 

 

 

[Rocco 567]

for a free hat i would

 

get wrote up for conspiracy to commit public nudity