The Corrupted Wish Game

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Here's 29 cents.

 

Granted.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

 

 

And just for the record, Palm Desert is within a 40 mile radius from where I live and would take me a little over an hour to get there.

 

(Doesn't make a wish.)

Edited April 1, 2012 by GDO29AnaDERP

[ZomBrony 347]

Ok then, no wish, no grant

 

I wish all my songs had the same sound level so I didn't have to keep turning my volume up and down

[Znex 936]

Granted, but the lack of variance in sound level gets so boring that your ears decide to call a strike and you become momentarily deaf everytime you try to listen to any of your songs

 

I wish that I wished for something before I posted and so didn't have to edit my post

Edited April 1, 2012 by Znex

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but the wish was invalid so you had to edit to add it any way

 

I wish that I hadn't just gotten randomly and suddenly tired

Edited April 1, 2012 by XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom)

[Znex 936]

Granted, you randomly and suddenly fall into a coma instead

 

I wish there were more portals in Equestrian Science

[Zalgo 593]

Granted, but most of them are destroyed by the resistance.

 

I wish that the pony after me was his/her own father.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. The infinite loop of genetic material through time gives me super powers and I enslave all of you under my glorious new empire.

 

I wish I had super powers.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but you can't control them and they enslave you, then destroy the entire universe

 

I wish I hadn't used my 3 name changes already

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Granted, but the forums glitch and you can NEVER change your name again.

 

I wish my stomach didn't feel so sloshy last night. Urgh.

[Znex 936]

Granted, its contents are now completely solid and you end up dying from starvation since none of the stomach contents is being absorbed into the bloodstream

 

I wish there was more info on the European Dark Ages (between the fall of the Roman Empire and 1066 AD typically)

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. That will be 300000 Ganaramian dollars... And that isn't base-10...

 

I wish I weren't so tired...

Edited April 2, 2012 by GDO29AnaDERP

[Gaehhn 9]

Granted. You're the Sleeping Beuaty now. Exept for the beauty part.

 

I wish I had a saphire-cupcake right now.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. But you eat it, and the sapphires lacerate your throat and stomach.

 

I wish I was good at making pie.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's a mud pie.

 

I wish for...

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted, you're now on your period.

 

I wish for a pizza.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, you're now on your period.

 

Ganaram: What?!! I'm a stallion!!! How's that even possible!!! I demand wish for an explanation!!!

 

And BTW, I ate your pizza.

[Jadefire 2,797]

No wish, so you get struck by lightning.

 

I wish for a delicious chicken pot pie.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

But I did make a wish and I ate your pie and I'm still on an unexplained period...

 

 

I demand wish for an explanation!!!

 

And I still wish for an explanation...

[Znex 936]

Granted, you realise it's because of a curse that a wizard placed on you and you are now permanently a woman

 

I wish wizards weren't so easily annoyed

[Jadefire 2,797]

But I did make a wish and I ate your pie and I'm still on an unexplained period...

 

derp i is blind lol

 

Granted, you realise it's because of a curse that a wizard placed on you and you are now permanently a woman

 

I wish wizards weren't so easily annoyed

 

Granted. Now they're just maniacally omnicidal by default.

 

I wish nopony would eat my pie.

Edited April 2, 2012 by Jadefire

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's indigestible.

 

Now I wish I didn't eat that pie...

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but the next pie you eat has a bomb in it.

 

I wish I could go back to feeling indifferent like I have been feeling for the majority of the afternoon.

[Aureity 3,055]

Ganaram: What?!! I'm a stallion!!! How's that even possible!!! I demand wish for an explanation!!!

 

And BTW, I ate your pizza.

 

I spent 5 minutes wondering what to grant for "..." before I realized it wazs 3 periods in a row. So I just typed the first thing that came to my mind.

 

Granted, you lose the capability to feel any emotion whatsoever anymore.

 

I wish for a pizza pie.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

404 Error: Pizza not found

 

Now what do I wanna wish for? I know; I'll wish for it.

Edited April 3, 2012 by GDO29AnaDERP

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but then this happened:

 

 

I wish I had found / that epic video sooner, it suits many of the forum games I play perfectly (and yes, that means I'll be using a lot for a while, I've also seen pony videos like that, so be warned)

Edited April 3, 2012 by XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom)