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The Corrupted Wish Game

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Granted, my little pony does not exist anymore.

I wish I had a faster laptop.

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granted but it goes so fast you can't see anything at all

i wish everyone was a brony/pegasis (so i won't feel lonely at school' i got friends but i can't talk about ponies they don't understand)

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Granted, but they are all avid clopfic writers.

 

I wish that I had more free cash.

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granted but it's people-eating money LoL

i wish i got the butterscotch's audition for on a cross and arrow

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Granted, but your fired immediately anyway.

I wish for nobody to corrupt this wish.

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Granted, but your fired immediately anyway.

I wish for nobody to corrupt this wish.

 

(That gave me sadness)

Granted

I wish i had a lion to eat me

Edited by solarflare

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Granted lions are scared of you

I wish I wasn't cool.

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Granted. You are now on fire.

 

I wish I didn't have to do science.

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Granted, you have no hands.

I was I was dead.

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Granted, you were sent strait to hell.

 

I wish I had telekinesis, and could control it. Also shoot laser beams...

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Granted, you have no powers.

I wish Family Guy would go away.

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Granted, but then you realize you actually wanted it all along. You long for it to come back, but are too late. You go crazy, attempting to find videos of it anywhere, movie stores, YouTube, Nothing. You hang yourself out of grief. Also, TV becomes intelligent again.

 

I wish for a nice pillow to rest my head on.

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Granted, I gave you a rock.

I wish I could never go to school again.

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Granted. You are now uneducated and will eventually become homeless.

 

I wish for Gigga Puddi.

(have fun)

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Granted, you are given a real live Dinopoodi

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because I don't know what the heck a gigga puddi is.

 

I wish my cold would go away. :unsure:

Edited by Tyroq

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Granted.You have cancer instead.

 

I wish somepony here knew what Gigga Puddi is...

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Granted, he is erdaicated from the earth.

I wish I could play an instrunment.

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Granted, but you always play the wrong note anyway.

I wish for a trip to Jasper.

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Granted but you accidentally go to Silent Hill instead.

 

I wish I had a wish, that was in another wish that is also inside another wish, that can transport me to another wish.

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Granted, but you were trapped in the fifth wish level by the projections.

 

I wish that this statement was false.

Edited by Doctor Stitches

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Granted, you are now in inception.

I wish to be a movie star.

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Granted, but you are the co-star to (sorry, but I have to say his name...) Justin Beiber. And they are all romantic comedies.

 

I wish the person who replies to this changes their avatar to Twist. (yet another name I hate mentioning...)

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granted, but surprisinly twist disguised herself as a pirate

 

I wish for cupcakes

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Granted, but Applejack made them after apple bucking for 3 days straight and no sleep.

 

I wish it was warmer outside.

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Granted, you are now in hell.

I wish my dogs would stop humping each other.

Edited by solarflare

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