The Corrupted Wish Game

[UltimateGhost3 498]

granted but you will be all alone
I wish for a gallon of dr pepper.

[Pr0m4NV14 837]

Granted, but it is gaseous doctor pepper.

 

I wish there were less blessing shrines in Breath of the wild.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but there are a million other things to do instead :3

 

I wish I had more drive to play games =w=

 

[TBD 17,228]

granted but now you are more drive to wish more and get your wishes corrupted.  Making the rest of your life like hell. 

I wish I can go home now...it's been a long day.

 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but your house burned down.

 

I wish the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device was real.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's a super secret government project, so you'll never ever see one.

I wish I had one o3o

 

[Nightfall Gloam 18,236]

Granted, but you'll have to work at Apeture Science

I wish I wasn't so tired after school

[TBD 17,228]

granted you well rested till school is over.....only because you slept during classes and received a detention

I wish I have phone charger with me..

. 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted... you become the phone charger D:

I wish I could be more helpful =w=

 

[TBD 17,228]

granted you are  helpful by not coming back here.

I wish @The_Gobo would  become a bird

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted o3o

 

I wish I was a bluejay =w=

 

[TBD 17,228]

 granted you already are, but now you missed being a slime and there is no turning back. 

I wish everything is but regular 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. you are a butt.
o3o
 

I wish I didn't have a butt o3o

 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but now you are eternally constipated.

 

I wish I had a spare GPU that was good enough to mine with.

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but it used and  your computer can only simulated bad graphics.

I wish I have a band and rock all night. 

 

 

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but it's poprock 

I wish for a better keyboard, this one is high af

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's so low that it's in the floor. Permanently.

I wish I was on the ceiling =w=

 

[Will Guide 21,325]

3 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted, but it's so low that it's in the floor. Permanently.

I wish I was on the ceiling =w=

 

Granted, but the moment you step outside, you'll fall into the sky.

I wish I could actually become my Avatar!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. You are now a plastic bughorse toy for a child o3o

I wish you woulda thought that through more XD

 

[TBD 17,228]

granted but now the're stuck in the past rethinking over and over about things

I wish I have a new bike

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's two unicycles taped together.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired =w=

 

[Hierok 11,829]

Granted, now you are exhausted.

I wish I was sure of my future. 

[Will Guide 21,325]

3 minutes ago, Hierok said:

Granted, now you are exhausted.

I wish I was sure of my future. 

Granted, but now you can never remember your past.

I wish I was an Universal being to help Techno Universal 

[TBD 17,228]

granted but it got corrupted and trap you inside the techo universal. and took your place in the real world

I wish i have a pet snake

 

[Will Guide 21,325]

15 minutes ago, TBD said:

granted but it got corrupted and trap you inside the techo universal. and took your place in the real world

I wish i have a pet snake

 

Granted, but it's Kaa the snake who hypnotize you and eats you.

I wish I was @Mesmelicious Rize's weekly patient in his hypnosis sessions.