The Corrupted Wish Game

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but it's 1000€ per consultation !

I wish I had a better hearing

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

Just now, Trotteur Sauvage said:

Granted but it's 1000€ per consultation !

I wish I had a better hearing

granted but it causes everypony to lose theirs!

 

I wish I could meet Twi!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

8 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

granted but it causes everypony to lose theirs!

 

I wish I could meet Twi!

WHAT ? WHAT DID YOU SAID ? I DIDN'T HEAR !

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

Just now, Trotteur Sauvage said:

WHAT ? WHAT DID YOU SAID ? I DIDN'T HEAR !

I WISH I COULD MEET TWI!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

OH ! OKAY ! I'M SORRY BUT I GRANT THAT WISH BUT IT'S AT A CONVENTION AND YOU HAVE TO WAIT 8H IN A QUEUE BEFORE REACHING HER !

I WISH FOR A REAL NIGHT OF SLEEP

[Orenda 127]

Granted, but you wake up the next day vomiting uncontrollably.

I wish for a uncracked phone screen.

 

 

 

[TS Lightner 269]

Congratulations, your phone screen is fixed!  But what's this?!  It seems your phone has eaten some...

 

I wish for food.  I am hungry.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but all you get is robot food.

I wish I hadn't screwed up my sleep pattern on friday @__@

 

[Will Guide 21,325]

Granted but your sleep is unwillingly random.

I wish I could live in the Changeling Hive watched over by Leader Thorax! 

[TBD 17,228]

Granted Pharynx kicked you out for overstaying your hospitality 

I wish I can learn martial arts! 

 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you know kung fu / wu shu,

but you are stuck talking like Neo Anderson o3o
 

 

I wish I could be A. Smith :3

 

[TBD 17,228]

granted now you become the Smith in the CIA's wanted poster

I wish for a jolly pirate life.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

Just now, The_Gobo said:

Granted, you know kung fu / wu shu,

but you are stuck talking like Neo Anderson o3o
 

 

I wish I could be A. Smith :3

 

Granted,

your name is now Smooze Smith!

 

I wish for **your imagination creates the wish**

Just now, TBD, Scoffer of Scoffs said:

granted now you become the Smith in the CIA's wanted poster

I wish for a jolly pirate life.

Granted but you become a conjoined twin with @PiratePony!

 

 

[TBD 17,228]

granted *imaginary wishing stars* 

I wish to go to the disney world with @WiiGuy2014 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you're both breezies.

I wish there was a more consistent canon in MLP

o3o

 

[TBD 17,228]

Granted now the equestria girl is a canon to mlp

I wish sunset shimmer moved back to equestria. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but they live a dual life and a saytr.

I wish you realized that EQgirls is already canon as of the S7 finale o3o

 

[TBD 17,228]

Granted i knew but @CypherHoof made a good point at the banned forum

I wish we get to see the sirens sister again, they have a freaking lasers coming out from their mouth!

Edited February 5, 2018 by TBD, Scoffer of Scoffs

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Grantd but the laser make you blind !

I wish for ice cream

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you are now strawberry ice cream.

I wish I could travel between worlds o3o

 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but you said between worlds so you are stuck in space 

I wish for @Duality to visit me o3o

[Duality 10,738]

Granted, but I only visit you in order to loot your house.

I wish for a diamond.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's only one and only in minecraft.
And you never find another ever again.

I wish for a better modpack :3

 

[Orenda 127]

Granted, but it is extremely glitchy.

 

I wish for better grades :<

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you get straight S's....

in all video games you play forever.

:3

I wish I had a better place to live =w=