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The Corrupted Wish Game


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3 minutes ago, Trotteur Sauvage said:

Granted but you're not allowed to watch it :orly: 

I wish the rain to stop being so present

Granted, but it will never rain again and everything will soon die. :derp:

I wish I could spawn anything I want.

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22 minutes ago, Trotteur Sauvage said:

Granted but anytime you do it, you spawn it in a unknown location !

I wish I could speak Japanese

Granted, but you're stuck on the Moon.

I wish I had the best internet.

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1 minute ago, Superplay64 said:

Granted. But now broadband no longer exists, and the best internet is 56k Dial-Up.

 

I wish I had a little device that could tell to morph/transform my body in any way I wanted.

Granted but all of them were their slime equivulent!

 

I wish I could meet Twily

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9 minutes ago, Superplay64 said:

You do, but only once in your life when she needs to ask you where her husband and two foals went.

 

I wish I had a pair of techno-trousers.

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Granted, but they'll never work.

I wish I didn't have to wear clothes all the time in RL. (No jail jokes please. Be more creative than that)

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6 minutes ago, Superplay64 said:

Granted, you're a common horse.

 

I wish you were a sentient pony, not a common horse.

Granted, but Now I'm Big Mac who's now going to Buck your Flank!

I wish you had made a wish for yourself!

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Just now, Superplay64 said:

Granted, but it's the most selfish wish of all.

 

I wish I wasn't so selfish now.

Granted but now you have to give almost everything away to the poor

I wish that I had a pet bear

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Just now, shadowwarp940 said:

Granted but now you have to give almost everything away to the poor

I wish that I had a pet bear

Granted, but the bear eats you.

I wished I actually cared for The Simpsons

And that @Superplay64 wouldn't ninja me!

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Granted, but you become slowly more obsessed with the show, and eventually want to become Homer.

 

I wish there was more time in the day o3o

 

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Granted but the planet you are on was tidally locked to the Sun and then everyone had died because nobody could rotate the Sun.

I wish I never had to do homework  ever again.

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granted but  you did a  half-assed job on it

I wish my loan is forgiven. 

 

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2 hours ago, TBD said:

granted but  you did a  half-assed job on it

I wish my loan is forgiven. 

 

It was but you got to pay 5000% more for everything else

 

I wish I was less green

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granted you're rotting and becoming more gray.

I wish for it to rain today

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