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The Corrupted Wish Game

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Granted, but your post glitches out and it posts the same post ten times! :sunbutt:

I wish I could just get paid by sitting around and doing nothing :dash:

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Granted~! You get one penny per day! :P

I wish that I didn't have to corrupt wishes anymore. :pout:

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Granted, but this wish is corrupted, rendering it null :derp:

I wish I could have my grandpa's Thunderbird B)

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Granted! Your grandfather's pet bird hears a thunderclap! :catface:

I wish that I didn't have to make a wish for you to corrupt. :pout:

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Granted, but you end end up in the matrix because these wishes are paradoxes of themselves thus breaking the simulation of reality

I wish I could go and visit @Sherbert Music-Guard in Scotland :wub:

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Granted! Have fun rowing there~! :icwudt:

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I wish that @King of Canterlot had a few extra oars for the trip~! :grin:

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Granted, but the extra oars are crap and break as soon as they hit the water:D

 

I wish that i could meet some YouTube celebrities that i like. (My little brother got to do that after we watched an eSports tournament, lucky brat)

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Granted. But the your internet will be disconnected the same day. (Sorry not good at corrupting things)

I want to meet Lyra Heartstrings and be her best friend. I don't think that can go wrong. 

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Granted, but Lyra is so terrified of Humans, that she faints, and Bon-Bon resents you for doing that to Lyra.

 

I wish I didn't have a suspicion that I was being conspired against.

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Granted. But now you're really being conspired against (i.e. it's not your suspicion anymore)

I wish I was president of this world and stop all the conflicts from happening.

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Granted, but your secretary goes ahead and ruins everything. :P

I wish humans don't need sleep. :D

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Granted, but we all go insane from constant unending thought O_o

 

I wish mental illness ceased to exist.

 

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Granted. All physical illness severities and fatality rates skyrocket. (You asked for this....)

 

I wish i can become famous on YouTube. 

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Granted but you learn getting famous isn't all its cracked up to be.

I wish I could come up with better wishes.

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Granted! But it will cost a little bit of your life!

I wish for a hat!

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Granted! BUT it's way too small for your head.

I wish O-hare didn't die in the lorax. T3T

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Granted, but the rest of us die from pollution.

 

I wish some memes didn't get old.

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4 minutes ago, Superplay64 said:

I wish some memes didn't get old

Granted, but they're all memes you really hate.

I wish Amazon Prime wouldn't raise their rates.

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Granted, but product prices skyrocket.

 

I wish I had a wish to use off the top of my head.

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Granted. Your wish off of the top of your head is the top of your head off. You...you get scalped.

 

I wish I knew some nice guys to try to be in a relationship with to explore my pansexuality.

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Granted. But, you don't get any future girl-friends.

I wish tattoos worked like cutie marks.

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Granted, but they can appear in the oddest spots.

I wish that tge weekend was longer.

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Granted, but you end up having to work overtime because of it.

 

I wish people were cats =w=

 

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Granted, but now dogs chase everybody.

I wish I could go back in time and correct certain mistakes.

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Granted. But you ended up messing up the timeline.

I wish I could come up with an amazing story idea.

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