The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted~! You get one penny per day! 

I wish that I didn't have to corrupt wishes anymore. 

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

Granted, but this wish is corrupted, rendering it null 

I wish I could have my grandpa's Thunderbird 

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted! Your grandfather's pet bird hears a thunderclap! 

I wish that I didn't have to make a wish for you to corrupt. 

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

Granted, but you end end up in the matrix because these wishes are paradoxes of themselves thus breaking the simulation of reality

I wish I could go and visit @Sherbert Music-Guard in Scotland 

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted! Have fun rowing there~! 

I wish that @King of Canterlot had a few extra oars for the trip~! 

Edited May 17, 2018 by The Recherche

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted, but the extra oars are crap and break as soon as they hit the water

 

I wish that i could meet some YouTube celebrities that i like. (My little brother got to do that after we watched an eSports tournament, lucky brat)

Edited May 18, 2018 by Kronos the Revenant

[Luna's Admirer 944]

Granted. But the your internet will be disconnected the same day. (Sorry not good at corrupting things)

I want to meet Lyra Heartstrings and be her best friend. I don't think that can go wrong. 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but Lyra is so terrified of Humans, that she faints, and Bon-Bon resents you for doing that to Lyra.

 

I wish I didn't have a suspicion that I was being conspired against.

[Luna's Admirer 944]

Granted. But now you're really being conspired against (i.e. it's not your suspicion anymore)

I wish I was president of this world and stop all the conflicts from happening.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted, but your secretary goes ahead and ruins everything.

I wish humans don't need sleep.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but we all go insane from constant unending thought O_o

 

I wish mental illness ceased to exist.

 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted. All physical illness severities and fatality rates skyrocket. (You asked for this....)

 

I wish i can become famous on YouTube. 

Edited May 18, 2018 by Kronos the Revenant

[Nightfall Gloam 18,231]

Granted but you learn getting famous isn't all its cracked up to be.

I wish I could come up with better wishes.

[Matraxial Artemi 2,229]

Granted! But it will cost a little bit of your life!

I wish for a hat!

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT it's way too small for your head.

I wish O-hare didn't die in the lorax. T3T

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but the rest of us die from pollution.

 

I wish some memes didn't get old.

[Mortar 143]

4 minutes ago, Superplay64 said:

I wish some memes didn't get old

Granted, but they're all memes you really hate.

I wish Amazon Prime wouldn't raise their rates.

Edited May 18, 2018 by Mortar

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but product prices skyrocket.

 

I wish I had a wish to use off the top of my head.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted. Your wish off of the top of your head is the top of your head off. You...you get scalped.

 

I wish I knew some nice guys to try to be in a relationship with to explore my pansexuality.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Granted. But, you don't get any future girl-friends.

I wish tattoos worked like cutie marks.

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted, but they can appear in the oddest spots.

I wish that tge weekend was longer.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you end up having to work overtime because of it.

 

I wish people were cats =w=

 

[Mortar 143]

Granted, but now dogs chase everybody.

I wish I could go back in time and correct certain mistakes.

[Luna's Admirer 944]

Granted. But you ended up messing up the timeline.

I wish I could come up with an amazing story idea.

[The Blueberry Writer 278]

@MortarYou go back in time and fix some problems, but then you make one fatal error, that results in the space-time erasing Derpy and Dr. Whooves. 

 

  Only you remember who they are, every time you mention them, everyone rolls their eyes, you get comments like, "Why don't you be 20% more serious?"  You win a date with one of the Actresses that play as Derpy at Nightmare Nights,  but after she finds out you talk about a pony that never existed, and seeing how angry the fandom is getting with you, bringing up supposed episodes that she existed in, she fakes an alien abduction to escape.

 

  Their is only one other person that remembers Derpy and Dr. Hooves despite the Fabric of Space-Times correction erasing the memories of them from everyone's mind.  And he has been staring at you this whole time while he is standing by the Blueberry Jelly Pony body pillows. 

https://imgflip.com/i/2al814

 He only agrees to help you convince the Bronies and Pegasisters that their is indeed  a Derpy and Dr. Whooves, but you must now watch all the Ancient Aliens with him, because Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is his hero.  You also learn that besides Derpy and Dr. Whooves being gone, that Boomer is dead, Equestria Girls is now part of the Care Bears series and they, like the Martians, demand Cheerleaders.

 

  You have no idea what went wrong...

 

I wish "Malcolm in the Middle" was never canceled.