The Corrupted Wish Game

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but the owner decides to close it down for good the next day.
 

 

I wish I knew I could control myself in certain situations so I could actually apply for staff in the first place.

[Dust-Shot 122]

Granted, but yo-*The MLP staff have removed this portion of this reply*

I wish for fi-*The MLP staff have removed this portion of this reply*

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

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I wish I could turn into a pony 

 

[Dust-Shot 122]

Granted. Remember Cupcakes? Your number has been pulled! Have fun!

I wish I could save King of Canterlot as a pony and become an Equestrian hero.

[Nightfall Thunder 1,937]

Granted, but Equestria is destroyed a few days later anyway.  

I wish for free living essentials for the rest of my life!

[Dust-Shot 122]

Granted, but a gypsy stole them while you took a leak.

I wish G5 would be awesome!

[lua 105]

G5 Becomes the worst generation of MLP

I wish I was in a popular band

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you're now a member of a band you despise D:

I wish I still knew how to play an instrument ^^:

 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, It's mayonnaise.

 

I wish I wasn't waking up so late the past several days.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you wake up so early that you end up tired and fall asleep again and end up late anyways D:

I wish mayonaise was an instrument o3o

 

[JCKane 345]

Granted, but all the mayonnaise is no longer edible and the mayonnaise instrument is locked away in a secret underground vault, never to be heard from again!

I wish I could watch all of MLP Season 8!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! But you end up getting sealed in a VaultTec™ Vault along with all future episodes, never to be seen/heard from again,

and the show is canceled.

I wish I something good would happen O3O

 

[JCKane 345]

Granted, something good does happen, but not to you. 

I wish to be the best artist in the world!

[Dust-Shot 122]

Granted... you draw...clop...

I wish for my country becoming the most advanced and military powerful country in the world.

[TBD 17,228]

granted but it collapsed financially because the people has stop paying taxes.

I wish for a cooler weather to run. 

 

 

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[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT it runs soo fast it only lasts a few seconds where you live.

I wish I could tell really funny dad jokes.

[TMH 33]

Granted but your marriage/arrangement with your partner collapses because of it and you go broke paying alimony.

I wish I cold forget the spoilers I got for this season.

[Nightfall Thunder 1,937]

Granted, but you learn every spoiler for next season!

I wish that sleep was unnecessary.

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT then taking naps are necessary

I wish I was a.....Magic.. Hobo ;^)

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.... you are now a slime named Gobo

WAITAMINUTE
lmao

 

I wish it was worth it to be a slime ^^;

 

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT then you later realize  it's way more worth it being a human.

I wish I was a scruffy Slime :3

[Dust-Shot 122]

Granted, but a gypsy kidnaps you mistaking you for jello and eats you.

I with my country way the must technologically advanced, military earful and economically stable country in the world.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, your ears become the most powerful weapon in the world, and your earwax is developed into a medicine that cures all forms of cancer instantly without side effects.

The economy becomes so stable that all other foreign powers start trying to invade by way of legions of tourists :3

I wish I knew what jokes to make at the right time =w=

 

[JCKane 345]

Granted but now the only thing you can say are jokes at the right times.

I wish I had something to do!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
God watch an episode of 'Tiger and Bunny'

 

I wish I didn't have to work today :V