The Corrupted Wish Game

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted but you're sued by Hasbro.

I wish I could teleport into the internet but not get stuck.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you find yourself lost in a sea of memes.

I wish I could teleport at will. :3

 

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted but it's only a few feet and requires a day to recharge.

I wish I could manipulate electronic with a touch of my hand.

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

Granted,but you have no hands

i wish my drawing tablet had a screen

[Hierok 11,829]

Granted, but now it was to expensive to buy.

I wish I could get out of bed. :3

[Nature Tune 8,391]

Granted, but then you’ll never be able to get im again :33

I wish I can fly

[Sunny Fox 5,929]

You can fly, but only at a speed 1/10th as fast as you can walk.

I wish I could have a magic bag that creates whatever food I want.

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted except the food is expired.

 

I wish I could type with my teeth.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you have to remove them first

I wish I had cybernetic legs o3o

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Granted. But, they're made out of a really weak metal.

I wish a twister would blow the Statue of Liberty's dress off.

[Hierok 11,829]

Granted, but it turns out she wears another dress underneath the first. 

I wish it was less warm here.

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted, good job Morty you caused a nuclear winter.

 

I wish I could weaponize gelato.

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted, but the weapon is terrible.

I wish it wasnt so hot outside.

[Krashface 534]

Granted, but now it will be cold like in Helheim.

I wish to been capable of making sentences out of quotes.

Edited July 15, 2018 by Krashface

[Zayfen 650]

Granted, but you're obligated to say the opposite of what you're thinking.

I wish I had wings.

[Widdershins 9,955]

@Zayfen

 Granted! A beautiful pair of angelic, fluffy, feathered wings! ...unfortunately, biology states that you have to have the corresponding skeletal structure & evolved musculature. You basically just have flappy dead flesh hanging out of your back now. Least it's decorative!!

 

 ... Wish I knew how to work this bloody, dumb oil' IPad...

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you know how to work it... and IT knows how to work YOU D:

I wish I had DBZ powers o3o

 

[The Blueberry Writer 278]

On 7/16/2018 at 5:37 PM, The_Gobo said:

Granted, you know how to work it... and IT knows how to work YOU D:

I wish I had DBZ powers o3o

 

 

  You are granted  DBZ powers, however... you are in the same universe Guyver exists in, and Archanfel is not amused seeing non=hyper Zoinoids running around with all that power.   Unlucky for you and him, you run into toxic waste, while gaining the power cosmic, while accidentally being spliced with cybernetic power-armor, while being bit by a herd of genetically mutated half Rhino half Spider creatures.  This all happened after Thanos told you he was your Dad.   

 

  After all of this.... you become the first Alicorn XD      You title is Prince of "how the ^&&**(( did you survive that you freak!"   You watch after the papayas of the North Poll, making sure it never gets cold or snows....

 

And Archanfel is coming for you....

 

 

I wish Celestia would stop eating all those Cakes  XD

[Number62 1,246]

Granted. She's now eating pies.

I wish for some apple pie.

[The Blueberry Writer 278]

57 minutes ago, Number62 said:

Granted. She's now eating pies.

I wish for some apple pie.

You get your pie from the greatest pie company in the world, but theirs two problems.   1) The rarely make Apple Pies, 2) They are blind, and in a hurry to make you an apple pie they use their apples that have been around for.... awhile...

 

 

I wish Stygian would come out of the Void and guest star as a villain in a non-mlp series  XD

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, Stygian's already out of the void, but only ever stars in EqG from now on o3o

 

I wish I had more faces =w=

 

[The Blueberry Writer 278]

4 hours ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted, Stygian's already out of the void, but only ever stars in EqG from now on o3o

 

I wish I had more faces =w=

 

You get your wish, and now you can't stop laughing with all your different faces!    You are also a judge now, and most your days are spent saying "Guilty" or "Innocent."

 

Oh and the Alicorn Princess of Planet eating is coming to ruin your day "Unicron" but don't they adorable doing so?   XD

 

 

 

I wish MC Hammer made a come back XD

[TBD 17,228]

granted but mc came back as an actual hammer..

i wish i can go to the SDCC

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Granted. But, the weather is in the hundreds and the place is packed tight.

I wish Admiral Ackbar's chair was designed by M.C. Escher.

[TBD 17,228]

granted but it's crappy.

i wish ackbar doesnt have to die...