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The Corrupted Wish Game

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Granted! BUT only for a second

I wish I could find good discounted candy after valentines day

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Granted but they are all empty wrappers

i wish for a couple discount  for restaurant despite of going alone.

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Granted! BUT it's only a 20% OFF coupon :c

I wish I could be in the RnR HOF

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Granted! BUT it doesn't play fetch and hates you lol

I wish for a cat that plays fetch and barks.

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Granted but it listen to me only:fabulous:

i wish I can talk to animals.

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Granted! BUT they speak an obnoxious language 

I wish animals would talk to ME

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Granted but they will only throws insults at you

I wish our world is just as good as Equestria.

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Granted! BUT it has it's fair share of bad guys every now and then JUST like Equestria.

I wish I could sleep on a cloud 

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granted here's a manmade cloud out of cotton.

I wish I can move things with my minds. 

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Granted! BUT you only have ONE mind

I wish I had multiple minds

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Granted but your other personalities takes over you. 

I wish for a nice leather trench coat. 

 

(that I can wear)

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Granted! BUT you're not allowed to wear it to any schools :c

I wish for free netflix

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Granted, but due to Article 17, everything is copyrighted and there's nothing left to watch.

I wish I didn't have to go to work. xD

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Granted! BUT you're stuck having to pay bills

I wish every store wouldn't charge tax

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Granted but they will charge you for visiting 

i wish I have a raise.

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Granted! BUT the only thing that raises are your hours at work.

I wish I could have waffles

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Granted but it's soggy waffles :yuck:

I wish to have an adventure 

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Granted, *zombie apocalypse happens* now your life is an adventure
i wish i had a pocket i could pull whatever i want from

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Granted but you just pulled out a black hole :umad:

I wish I'm a super genius. 

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Granted, but you're so far ahead that others don't understand you
i wish for an uncorrupted wish

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granted you have used up all your wishes. 

I wish it's x-mas again. 

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Granted. There's only a quarter of a second before December 26, (insert random year here).

I wish I didn't need to charge my phone.

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Granted! BUT you will have to find a payphone that still works.

I wish I could eat a lot of sweets without fear of getting diabetes.

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Granted. All you ever eat is junk food, and you are guaranteed to never get diabetes at any point in your life. But you will still suffer from malnutrition.

I wish I could be a five-star chef.

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