The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. A Jedi uses Summon Bigger Fish and crushes you with it.

I wish for a bird.

[Quill The Pony. 175]

granted. You shall recieve an explosive bird.

 

I wish I had a life.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Granted,but its expierd.

I wish um, I wish em... I wish I was in Dixie, hura, hura!

Edited October 8, 2012 by Thunder Bolt

[Darty 57]

Granted, but only for a few seconds.

 

I wish I could fly.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Granted, but you can only get two inches off the ground. Any higher and you start to panic and your wing slap shut.

I wish winter wasn't so cold.

[Darty 57]

Granted, but sumer becomes freezing.

 

A wish I could have some copper.

Edited October 8, 2012 by Darty

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Granted. Here is a copper spike. Oh sorry was that your skull?! *maniacal laugh*

I wish my cat would stop shedding.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, it starts barfing the hair up.

 

I wish I could eat a safe-to-eat meatball sub.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted, but the only place you can get it conveniently is in a restaraunt with a long line.

 

I wish for more explosive singing birds.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Granted, but they are set on a timer that won't go off for another 1,000 years and there is no way to tamper this setting. You will not live to see them explode.

I wish I had a goat.

[Darty 57]

Granted, but the goat eats your cerificate of goat ownership, and is then taken away due to your lack of proff that (s)he is yours.

 

I wish for my wish to be corrupted

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Deni- ahem I mean granted, here is your polition.

I wish I could break the fourth wall.

[Octavia's Cellozoid 1,488]

Granted, but now you can't break any other walls.

 

I wish I didn't have so much hard Algebra homework that's made for two grades ahead of the one I'm in...

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. You fail Algebra and get expelled due to something further along a downward spiral.

 

I wish for more angry supercats.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Granted, but you are now their chew toy.

I wish I was a Jedi.

Edited October 9, 2012 by Thunder Bolt

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted... You're Qui-gon Jin.

 

I wish I had an Ironman suit.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Tony Stark then sues you for copyright infringement and you lose tons of money, and the suit.

 

I wish for a meditation mat.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Granted, but it's made of poison joke.

I wish fast food wouldn't make you fat.

Edited October 9, 2012 by Thunder Bolt

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Fast food is now primarily organics and other simplistic vegetarianish stuff.

I wish that my poison-joke-and-nails mat was mailed to the government.

[Purple Moon 14]

granted but then you get food poisoning

 

i wish that i could spend a month with pinkie pie in real life

[The Weapon 168]

We'd Have It Granted, but she'd break the fourth wall in reality and destabilize existence.

 

I wish for more bricks.

[Darty 57]

Granted. You get one more really tiny brick.

 

I wish I could talk like fluttershy.

[Purple Moon 14]

granted but you get the black male voice version of fluttershy

 

i wish i could get a cutie mark

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except it's a tattoo where a cutie mark would go, so your cutie mark will look weird when it DOES show.

I wish for a fish.

[AnonBrony 1,467]

Granted. U get a shark. It eats you. The End.

 

I wish... uhh i wish i knew what to wish for.