The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Go wish for something simple.

I wish for laser sharks.

[Darty 57]

Granted, but then you forget.

 

I wish for two fish

 

Granted, you gey a baby shark with a laser light taped on to its belly.

 

I wish for a flying banana.

Edited October 9, 2012 by Darty

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. It flies away from you.

I wish for a boat.

[Darty 57]

Granted, it sinks.

 

I wish there were more fluttershy songs.

[Winona the Dog 1,981]

Granted but they are so cute your head explodes.

 

 

I wish I could be with Fluttershy in equestria forever.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Granted, but she can't see or hear you. She has know idea you're there.

I wish I could get a brohoof.

[Winona the Dog 1,981]

Granted buts its from Chuck Norris and you explode from his awesomness.

 

I wish I could draw art alot better.

[Darty 57]

Granted, but then you forget what you wanted to draw.

 

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Granted. You never go to school so you can't read or write. Wich mean you have no idea what this message says.

I wish I could find my dream job.

[Darty 57]

Granted, but it is already taken.

 

And I can already read and write, so yeah...

 

Anyway, I wish for 2 fish.

[abcdefggggg 34]

Ninja'd :c

 

Granted, but both are fatally poisonous.

 

I wish I had enough money to buy all of Equestria

Edited October 9, 2012 by Voodo133

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Granted. It isn't for sale.

I wish I had a dragon like Spike.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. He requires large amounts of gems to feed and since Earth does not have Equestria's gem-rich soils... You end up having to pay huge feed bills.

 

I wish for a navy.

[Darty 57]

Granted, you get a navy blue sweatshirt.

 

I wish for a pinkie pie launcher.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. You get a cheap picture of the Pinkie Pie Launcher.

[Beat Shock 581]

Not granted... You didn't wish for anything!

[HowlDash23 79]

Second wish not granted either! The denied wishes has been DOUBLED!

 

I wish I could drop the tom bass.

[Bari 7,020]

Granted, but it falls on you.

 

I wish Starshine Haste could be happy.

[Inactive Account 104]

Granted, I don't know who that is; so they die.

 

I wish I could be famous.

 

Nothing could go wrong with that

[zoruapwns 100]

Granted you are now famous in the care bears fandom.

 

I wanna be a sausage.

[abcdefggggg 34]

Granted. You are immediately consumed at a restaurant.

 

I wish I could live forever

[zoruapwns 100]

Granted you get to live forever as a slug.

 

I wish that there was a portal to Equestria.

[abcdefggggg 34]

Granted. It goes to Equestria in the time of Discord.

 

I wish I had pegasus wings so I can fly well

[zoruapwns 100]

Granted you are now a slug that can live forever that has pegasus wings.

 

I wish that this wish wouldn't come true.

[Inactive Account 104]

Granted. The portal is down forever. You become an outcast among the bronies and pegasisters.

 

I wish Sonichu wasn't created.

Edited October 10, 2012 by Wonderbolt Rainbow Dash