The Corrupted Wish Game

[HowlDash23 79]

Wish granted. Sonichu comes to life.

 

I wish cheese was a galaxy.

[zoruapwns 100]

Granted galaxy has now made a cheese flavoured chocolate bar.

 

I wish that princess Luna was real.

[Darty 57]

Granted, but she is nightmare moon.

 

I wish that I had more things to wish for

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except that I won't tell you. Find out for yourself.

 

I wish for a discorded Discord.

[AnonBrony 1,467]

Granted. Reality is now broken.

 

I wish i had somethin' delicious to eat right now...

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except a bird eats it before you can.

 

I wish for more Discorded Discords to break reality further.

[Darty 57]

Granted, reality is so broken, that it fixes itself.

 

I wish for a blue fish.

[Beat Shock 581]

Granted! You receive your fish dead!

 

I wish I was an octopus!

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Granted, but you get eaten by a shark.

I wish I had a pair of shades like Vinyl Scratch.

[AnonBrony 1,467]

Granted. She sues you. Aparently she had her glasses copyrighted. (And i'm her lawer heheh)

 

I wish THIS STUPID UPDATE would finish downloading.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted, but since it was a "stupid" update, it's poor programming crashes your computer.

 

I wish for more money.

[Darty 57]

Granted, you get a penny.

 

I wish I was happyer.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Your head explodes from too much happiness.

 

I wish for dislogic.

[Darty 57]

Granted. 1+1 now equals 11.

 

I wish for bananas.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Granted, but Celestia steals them.

I wish I had some applejacks.

Edited October 11, 2012 by Thunder Bolt

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, they are plastic.

 

I wish it was Sunday...

[Darty 57]

Granted, the time suddenly becomes 11:59 PM On a Sunday.

 

I wish for a red fish.

Edited October 11, 2012 by Darty

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Granted. You get a poisonis fire fish.

I wish I had a robot.

[The Soldier 2,042]

Granted. You get a poisonis fire fish.

I wish I had a robot.

 

Granted. Survive this for 10 minutes. NO BREAKS!

 

I wish I had a level 4 sentry (Spy sapper resistant)

Edited October 11, 2012 by Hazardous Material

[Winona the Dog 1,981]

Granted but it kills you when you get it.

 

I wish someone would accept my sig request.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. It's the same thing.

 

I wish for an army of Pinkie Pie.

[Toothless the Night Fury 260]

Granted. You now have a military force comprised solely of oddly-colored baked goods.

 

I wish for some l33t dancing skillz.

[Darty 57]

Granted, but you then have amnesia.

 

I wish I wan't a lazy bum.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. You get a treadmill.

 

I wish for an army of oddly-colored baked goods to compliment my existing one. Yes, I just asked for baked goods to flatter.

[AnonBrony 1,467]

Granted. You suddenly get a bunch of different colored hamburgers. And then you see an angry mob of different colored fish running towards you you. I suggest you run.

(brohoof to anyone who got the reference. Though i think most of you, if not all of you, will)

 

I wish i had no school tommorow.