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The Corrupted Wish Game


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Granted. I shot you though so you can't enjoy your cat. Then I did something I couldn't think of and he died. The cat went to heaven and you reincarnated as a sea turtle, so it'll be a while before you see him.

 

I wish my deodorant lasted for more than an hour without smelling bad.

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Granted, but there's no world to be evil in, so now you're good. And now that Harmonic is the cause of your good karma, he/she (how should I know?) also is good. And because harmonics not evil, he/she didn't blow up the world, so now we can all continue our daily endeavors of life.

 

I wish I had some laxatives to put into the school bully's happy herb.

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Granted, but it's so easy when you're evil, so slackers like me go back to the a sort of evil (chaotic neutral, get at me.)

 

I wish my wishes were not wishes, but orders to whoever grants them.

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Granted, but you now can't do anything except draw. And speak. And carry out processes required for survival.

 

 

 

I wish that the events of Death Note actually took place.

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Granted, but unfortunately, it doesn't come with good will towards men, and.....the Earth is now in pieces.

 

 

I wish I had the ability to predict when and where the next zit is gonna appear on my face.

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