Leatherbehlt 465 January 23, 2013 Share January 23, 2013 Granted. I shot you though so you can't enjoy your cat. Then I did something I couldn't think of and he died. The cat went to heaven and you reincarnated as a sea turtle, so it'll be a while before you see him. I wish my deodorant lasted for more than an hour without smelling bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtStreak 12 January 23, 2013 Share January 23, 2013 Okay, it's at the bottom of the Atlantic sea. I wish I'd stop posting in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 January 23, 2013 Share January 23, 2013 Granted. You would stop posting in this thread (as you wished) but you got bored and did it again. I wish I didn't feel like you and me are the only ones on this thread in general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FractalMoon 378 January 23, 2013 Share January 23, 2013 Granted... I'm here too (and as you know, that's FAR worse) I wish Art would post something about his cat again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerpyRulesEquestria 6 January 23, 2013 Share January 23, 2013 Granted. He only posts about his cat. I wish my house was on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,274 January 23, 2013 Share January 23, 2013 Granted, but a tsunami strikes your locationI wish trolls didn't exist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FractalMoon 378 January 23, 2013 Share January 23, 2013 Granted, but the laws of physics say no (no oxygen with which to burn on the moon is there?) I wish the laws of physics would stop saying no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 January 23, 2013 Share January 23, 2013 Granted, but you got ninja'd anyways so your wish isn't going to get granted. I wish Neil Armstrong peed on yor moon house on his first visit to the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,830 January 23, 2013 Share January 23, 2013 Granted, Neil Armstrong pees on Leatherbehlt's moon house. I wish that I was evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerpyRulesEquestria 6 January 23, 2013 Share January 23, 2013 (edited) Granted. You blow up the world. I wish I was evil. Edited January 23, 2013 by DerpyRulesEquestria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 January 23, 2013 Share January 23, 2013 Granted, but there's no world to be evil in, so now you're good. And now that Harmonic is the cause of your good karma, he/she (how should I know?) also is good. And because harmonics not evil, he/she didn't blow up the world, so now we can all continue our daily endeavors of life. I wish I had some laxatives to put into the school bully's happy herb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerpyRulesEquestria 6 January 23, 2013 Share January 23, 2013 Granted. They have poison. I wish I was evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,274 January 23, 2013 Share January 23, 2013 Granted but then you watched MLP and became good,I wish no one was evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FractalMoon 378 January 23, 2013 Share January 23, 2013 Granted, but it's so easy when you're evil, so slackers like me go back to the a sort of evil (chaotic neutral, get at me.) I wish my wishes were not wishes, but orders to whoever grants them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerpyRulesEquestria 6 January 23, 2013 Share January 23, 2013 (edited) Granted. Not Granted, I mean. I wish I was Discord and had a vending machine and Derpy and muffins. Edited January 23, 2013 by DerpyRulesEquestria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FractalMoon 378 January 23, 2013 Share January 23, 2013 Granted, an explosive vending machine and some Rainbow Dash muffins (you've read Cupcakes) for derpy! I wish it was doughnut time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerpyRulesEquestria 6 January 23, 2013 Share January 23, 2013 Granted. Your donut is poisonous. I wish I was Princess Derpy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FractalMoon 378 January 23, 2013 Share January 23, 2013 Granted, it's coup time! I wish running both your empire and mine wasn't so boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 January 23, 2013 Share January 23, 2013 Granted, to keep you from getting bored, I start a revolution in both empires to keep you "entertained" I wish I had no school today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon the VGNerd 833 January 23, 2013 Share January 23, 2013 Granted, you now end up working as a janitor and are forced to do work 24/7 with no breaks in any way. I wish to draw really well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 January 23, 2013 Share January 23, 2013 (edited) Granted, but you now can't do anything except draw. And speak. And carry out processes required for survival. I wish that the events of Death Note actually took place. Edited January 23, 2013 by RainbowIzumi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 January 23, 2013 Share January 23, 2013 Granted, they take place, in a different universe. I wish Gypsie Pie's music was on my ipod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent153 49 January 23, 2013 Share January 23, 2013 Granted, you get a poorly sounded version and nothing else. I wish that there was peace on Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinemaBrony 1,276 January 23, 2013 Share January 23, 2013 Granted, but unfortunately, it doesn't come with good will towards men, and.....the Earth is now in pieces. I wish I had the ability to predict when and where the next zit is gonna appear on my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerpyRulesEquestria 6 January 24, 2013 Share January 24, 2013 Granted. You predict that a million will appear. I wish that there was a century of disharmony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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