Jon the VGNerd 833 January 24, 2013 Share January 24, 2013 Granted, you are now encased in a statue for a millenia. I wish to attempt to divide any number by zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FractalMoon 378 January 24, 2013 Share January 24, 2013 Granted, the internet kills you. I wish I had a tornado tracker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pony Joe 582 January 24, 2013 Share January 24, 2013 (edited) Sure thing. You can track any tornado you're currently in. I wish the fact that e^(πi)=-1 made sense. Edited January 24, 2013 by Pony Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Dasher 148 January 24, 2013 Share January 24, 2013 Granted, but you still don't understand it. I wish I could summon Rainbow Dash just to perform Sonic Rainbooms whenever I wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,274 January 24, 2013 Share January 24, 2013 Granted but you die from being to close to the Sonic RainboomI wish everyones wishes came true except this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Dasher 148 January 24, 2013 Share January 24, 2013 It was worth dieing for. Granted, but your wish did come true as well as everyone elses, with which, someone wished you could never see ponies again for the rest of your life. Tough break, but thanks. I wish that when I bucked trees, they wouldn't just fall out of the tree, but rain from the sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormzInvader 127 January 24, 2013 Share January 24, 2013 Granted, you fell from both the tree and the sky. I wish I can get a cheeseburger from McDonalds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 January 24, 2013 Share January 24, 2013 Granted, however it isn't in a bun. I wish for a metric ton of glacé cherries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon the VGNerd 833 January 24, 2013 Share January 24, 2013 Granted, except they contain high levels of sugar and you end up ina mass sugar rush frenzy before passing out. I wish to build a fort to deter Creepers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FractalMoon 378 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 Granted, my army of Ghasts and blazes destroys your fort (thanks vechs!) I wish I had no homework right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 Granted, but now you don't know what to do, so someone corrupts your wishes and you die from boredom. I wish my my tap water wasn't so bucking nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,274 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 Granted, it tastes normal but you all of a sudden hate water. I wish I got a high quality Rainbow Dash plushie that's immune from corrupted wishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FractalMoon 378 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 Granted but your house burns down, taking the plushie with it... I wish Megaupload didn't take so much bucking upload bandwidth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 (edited) Granted, it now takes 50% MOAR! And I give you diabetus. I wish I could lose 30 lbs. Edited January 25, 2013 by Leatherbehlt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FractalMoon 378 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 Granted, MOAR diabeetus I wish diabeetus wasn't like diabetes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 Granted, but the diabeetus guy from youtube forgets to take down his video, and they become the same thing again. I wish it was easier to break the laws of physics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FractalMoon 378 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 Granted, but physics says no... and obliterates everything within about 20 miles of you. I wish physics would say yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 Granted, they say "yes" when I ask them to go buck themselves. I wish physics would stop bucking themselves, it's starting to smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FractalMoon 378 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 Granted, they start bucking YOU... I wish we could get off of THAT topic.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 Granted, while physics are getting off with a street sign we get off the topic. Now we shall have a gentlemanly dull conversation about politics. I wish I was the first to realize that a black president was being inaugurated on Martin Luther King Jr. Day so I could rub it in everypony's face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bari 7,020 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 You are now 50 feet tall. I wish everyone would join the ~Fruity~ Legion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 Granted. It's overthrown. iWish the news of SC4 would spread all the way here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 Granted, but the second person to realise beats you to the rubbing-in-people's-faces part. I wish that I was brave enough to try this: https://docs.google.com/document/d/135UFEsaCEgWuQ3w0-KMb_f8BEFac26bPrJx2HCpeTrA/edit?pli=1# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 (edited) Granted, but you magically turn into discord due to one of the binaural beats being messed up. I wish I wasn't stupid enough to misread it as "pr0n hypnosis" Edited January 25, 2013 by Leatherbehlt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xremeidiot 32 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 Granted. It's all the bad reviews. (I know, I know, Sim City 4? Come on... You never know some people might hate SimCity) I wish I was eating a very, VERY disgusting candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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