Callisto 1,870 February 10, 2013 Share February 10, 2013 Granted, but some other dung beetles get to it first, and then we form a band called The Beetles. I wish for The Beetles to be succesful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 10, 2013 Share February 10, 2013 Granted, but they but on a *crappy* performance and then get *stomped* out by the public. I wish these puns were easier to think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon the VGNerd 833 February 10, 2013 Share February 10, 2013 Granted. You end up getting run over by a truck upon making an easy pun to think of. I wish to eat a ceasar salad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 10, 2013 Share February 10, 2013 Granted. I pissed in it. I wish not showering for 3 days didn't make me smell like crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,870 February 10, 2013 Share February 10, 2013 Granted, it makes you smell likd puke. I wish The Beetles didn't get stepped on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 10, 2013 Share February 10, 2013 Granted, they got run over while failing to think of new puns to put into their songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,870 February 10, 2013 Share February 10, 2013 (edited) I wish for nothing bad to ever happen to The Beetles no matter what. I also wish you made a wish. Edited February 10, 2013 by Callisto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 10, 2013 Share February 10, 2013 Granted, but that wish killed you, so you'll never be able to see your wish come true. I wish I didn't supposedly wish you got killed by a parked truck sothat I could see you make the wish you just made about me making a wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 February 10, 2013 Share February 10, 2013 (edited) Granted, but the complexity of your wish causes your head to explode. I wish that every single person in this thread, including me, would be turned into a magical girl. Edited February 10, 2013 by RainbowIzumi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 (edited) Granted. But now that I'm a girl, my boyfriend doesn't like me. and by the FOP rules, you can't use magic to force love. I wish the edit button would work more smoothly. Edited February 11, 2013 by Leatherbehlt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Granted, but your internet is cut off before the update so you can't USE it. I wish for extra magical-girl poofiness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty Giggigty I wish I could stop giggiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,870 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Granted, but you get too poofy and die. I wish nothing bad could happen to The Beetles or me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Granted, but you get bored from all the good stuff that happens. I wish that everyone accepted that they were magical girls and liked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Granted, but I get made fun of for being a girl and used my magic to kill some people I don't like and everypony lost their powers and became a boy. Now there's no girls anymore, so the world ends due to lack of reproduction abilities. And lack of BOOBIES! I wish I could be a magical girl again so that I could unend the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budding Night 1,043 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 (edited) Granted, But you die of cancer. (SSORRRRIEEEE D:) I wish I had magical abilities :3 Edited February 11, 2013 by Taurean♉ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley 2,426 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Granted, you have the magical ability to kill yourself. I wish the next poster was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,274 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Granted...although a plane crashed into your house.I wish this that this wish was immune to corruption Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundgarden 2,756 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 (edited) Granted, but you need to inject a vaccine against corruption in order to get immunity. The doctor accidently gives you too much and you die from an overdose I wish I had a computer with good specs Edited February 11, 2013 by Soundgarden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Granted, but it's powered by magic. YOUR magic. So that means you HAVE to become a magical girl to use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 No wish? Then I grant you the power to make wishes. But you wasted your chance to make one so you only have now wishes, no realizations of your wishes. I wish that I was going to another school where 98% of the population aren't stoners and jackasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Granted, you move to Britain, where there's no stoners and jackasses but you have to deal with CHAVS. I wish that literature wasn't so hard to analyse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundgarden 2,756 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Granted, but then literature would be so easy to analyze, that you wouldn't bother doing it and you end up with a F I wish my addiction for d'aaaawwww would be satisfied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Granted, but now you can't enjoy it in general. DAWWW that sucks. I wish that I wouldn't get ninjad on this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,870 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Granted, but you get ninja'd on your next post. I wish for a wish that could wish for a wish to make a wish that could for a wish for a wish to make a wish that could wish for a wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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