Leatherbehlt 465 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Granted, but each wish does the exact same and soon you'll have way too much thinking to do to figure out where to find an empty wish. I wish... heh, dude, wish is a funny word. Wish wish wish wish *falls asleep from inhaling laughing gas* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,870 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Granted, but... heh. Wish wish. Heh heh heh. Wish wish wish *passes out* I wish I had something better to wish for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Granted, but once again you used your wish already so now you can't wish for anything. I wish I had 3 wishes and they were foolproof and I knew what to do with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundgarden 2,756 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 (edited) Granted, but those 3 wishes were merely but a joke, so you technically end up with no wish I wish I studied for my German test that I got tomorrow Edited February 11, 2013 by Soundgarden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,870 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Granted, but none of the questions you studied were on the test. I wish for infinite wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Granted. You misuse them and get killed by 30 tall Italian men with street tommies. I wish I had a street tommy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,870 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Granted, but the 30 tall Italian men steal it. I wish I didn't get killed by 30 tall Italian men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Granted, you get viciously killed by a changeling. I wish there weren't so many damn changelings on this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,870 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Granted, but they are replaced by heartless. I wish I was immortal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Granted. Now you're stuck on this hell hole planet, and can't die. I'm very sorry. I wish I... oh man I feel all tired and relaxed now. Probably because I'm listening to pony music. I wish I had more chamomile tea instead of the nasty shit I have right now. Lemon tea is really not that good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 12, 2013 Share February 12, 2013 Granted, but you were cursed with shitty taste buds and the chamomile tea still tastes like shit :/I wish I could wake up one morning and go 'Woaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh' like Keanu Reeves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 February 12, 2013 Share February 12, 2013 Granted, but it's because you're naked on a rollercoaster. I wish that Kyubey existed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 12, 2013 Share February 12, 2013 Granted, but Kyubey doesn't know you and files a restraining order.I wish my fax machine could sext me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,870 February 12, 2013 Share February 12, 2013 Granted, but it begins lusting after you, constantly messaging you over and over, and goes into a murdeous rampage when it realizes I can't have you. I wish someone would write a book based on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkflame 3,306 February 12, 2013 Share February 12, 2013 Granted, but I keep all the profits from writing it even though it was your idea. I wish I got a raise in my paycheck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 12, 2013 Share February 12, 2013 Granted, you spend all your money on a vacation to Florida, and you drown in the sink of the hotel you stay in. I wish Sweetiebelle would stop pretending to be a vacuum cleaner going back and forth across your avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,870 February 12, 2013 Share February 12, 2013 Granted, but she goes insane from lack of things to do and becomes a homicidal maniac. I wish for a genie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 12, 2013 Share February 12, 2013 Granted, but the genie sees me and grants me three wishes: I wish Sweetiebelle would be a vacuum cleaner again, I wish I had a plane ticket to go to California and Tennessee to see some friends, and I wish the genie would be free from bondage and able to do whatever he wants. I wish I had gotten the genies PSN name, he's good at UT3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,830 February 12, 2013 Share February 12, 2013 Granted, but the genie sees me and grants me three wishes: I wish Sweetiebelle would be a vacuum cleaner again, I wish I had a plane ticket to go to California and Tennessee to see some friends, and I wish the genie would be free from bondage and able to do whatever he wants. I wish I had gotten the genies PSN name, he's good at UT3. Granted, you are also a real genie, and trapped in a lamp. I wish I blended in more with the crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 12, 2013 Share February 12, 2013 Granted. If you have any logic, than you'd know the crowd is a bunch of pathetic jackasses that accept double standards as "logic" I wish I never saw the . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,830 February 12, 2013 Share February 12, 2013 Granted. If you have any logic, than you'd know the crowd is a bunch of pathetic jackasses that accept double standards as "logic" I wish I never saw the . Granted, you are blind, and thus never saw him. I wish I wasn't so tall. I am taller than all my friends. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 12, 2013 Share February 12, 2013 Granted, but you get made fun of for not being tall. I wish I was in better shape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erza 581 February 12, 2013 Share February 12, 2013 Granted, You are a Square! I wish for a Sony Xperia P... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 12, 2013 Share February 12, 2013 Granted. It's broken out of the box. I wish I wasn't so damn tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erza 581 February 12, 2013 Share February 12, 2013 Granted, now you are Sick! I wish that i had this "SO AWESOME" laptop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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