Doctor Shuu 797 March 18, 2013 Share March 18, 2013 Granted, now he works for Muffin Thief's boss! Muffin Thief wishes to be factory manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lostwanderer 366 March 18, 2013 Share March 18, 2013 Granted, the factory goes bankrupt I wish muffins tasted good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proton 564 March 18, 2013 Share March 18, 2013 (edited) Granted, but the ingredient that makes them taste good is rat poison I wish I had eternal life Edited March 18, 2013 by ~Proton~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lostwanderer 366 March 18, 2013 Share March 18, 2013 Granted, you now live the most hellish life imaginable because you get bored of everything one way or another. I wish i had washed my clothes yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 March 18, 2013 Share March 18, 2013 Gra- damn me too. I wish I had finished my homework. 1 hour before I go to school on a bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lostwanderer 366 March 18, 2013 Share March 18, 2013 Granted, as such you fall asleep on the bus end up in Antarctica and are attacked by penguins. I wish i had more cola Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 March 18, 2013 Share March 18, 2013 Granted, but the caffeine makes you notice your extremely attractive avatar and you spend more time staring at the screen than drinking cola. I wish wish wish wish shwish swish sish siw wis sihwsh wiwsh.... /8head drops and hits the keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lostwanderer 366 March 18, 2013 Share March 18, 2013 Granted, now it's duct taped there I wish i had blue hair irl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Seeker 302 March 18, 2013 Share March 18, 2013 Granted. You get one single blue hair. The rest falls out. I wish I were a slasher killer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klopp 2,050 March 18, 2013 Share March 18, 2013 Granted, your name is now Slasher... I'll leave you to figure out the rest. :3 I wish the following users wish would go uncorrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Citizen 515 March 18, 2013 Share March 18, 2013 That's the most evil thing I can imagine. I wish for a new, more open-minded genie to grant the other 98 wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 March 18, 2013 Share March 18, 2013 Granted, but you get it taken away after you're caught abusing it. I wish that this kid would see the light: http://www.youtube.com/MW3xblTexasCOD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creamy Arty 6,251 March 18, 2013 Share March 18, 2013 Hey. I just wanted to let you know that I merged your Corrupt a Wish thread into an older one. :3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Seeker 302 March 18, 2013 Share March 18, 2013 Granted, but you get it taken away after you're caught abusing it. I wish that this kid would see the light: http://www.youtube.com/MW3xblTexasCOD Granted. He's in a tunnel, and the light has a speeding train behind it. Have a cookie. I wish I could be friends with that cute spider on my ceiling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 March 18, 2013 Share March 18, 2013 Granted, when you and him walk around talking (assuming he grows to your size and speaks the same language as you) you both get arrested and hit by a train for being friends with something not exactly like you. I wish APPLES wasn't copyrighted by dole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acoustic Cloud 2,202 March 19, 2013 Share March 19, 2013 Granted, Everything is now owned by Apple© I wish for more wishes!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 March 19, 2013 Share March 19, 2013 Granted, but you have to buy the DLCs first.I wish Leatherbehlt was a sexy android from the year 4000 that dispenses cider from its nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 March 19, 2013 Share March 19, 2013 Granted. Here's a smoking heap of broken electronics. I wish I had a second monitor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 March 19, 2013 Share March 19, 2013 Granted but the 2nd monitor is a college graduate studying your psychiatrist.I wish I could deep fry doritos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 March 19, 2013 Share March 19, 2013 Granted. And you're not even from America... enjoy your diabeetus golgo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 March 19, 2013 Share March 19, 2013 Granted, but Katey Perry sues you for copyright infringement. "Southie Girls" became a one hit wonder.I wish I could use the force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 March 19, 2013 Share March 19, 2013 Granted, and whenever a fat person falls, you feel a disturbance in the force. I wish for Big Mac X Ronald McDonald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 March 19, 2013 Share March 19, 2013 Granted, but your slapped with a lawsuit for making McDonalds lose money in obeasity claims.I wish C3PO wasn't so ambiguously gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 March 19, 2013 Share March 19, 2013 Granted, so I get a sex change and we go out.I think that counts as bi. I wish I could get a bunch of dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 March 19, 2013 Share March 19, 2013 Granted, but the bunch of dollars were pennies in disguise.I wish MuffinThief was the new pope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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