Leatherbehlt 465 March 19, 2013 Share March 19, 2013 Granted. Instead of a homophobic leading several million christians, we now have a slaver. I wish politics were easier to learn about without frustration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acoustic Cloud 2,202 March 20, 2013 Share March 20, 2013 Granted, but instead of frustration, it physically harms you. I wish I was never tired/fatigued. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 March 20, 2013 Share March 20, 2013 Granted. The world has tapped you in as a source of unlimited energy. Now the power companies hate you. I wish for a solar panel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poniesforfun 716 March 20, 2013 Share March 20, 2013 Granted but you must be at the sun to charge it up. I wish for one billion dollars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,274 March 20, 2013 Share March 20, 2013 (edited) Granted, but the Joker burnt it allI wish that you couldn't corrupt my wish Edited March 20, 2013 by Rainbow Dash Loyalty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poniesforfun 716 March 20, 2013 Share March 20, 2013 Granted I can't corrupt your wishes because any other wish you have won't come true. I wish for a hovercraft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinemaBrony 1,276 March 20, 2013 Share March 20, 2013 Granted! Your hovercraft is full of eels! I wish Harvey Korman was still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 March 20, 2013 Share March 20, 2013 Granted, but he hates you for returning to the hell we call earth.I wish I could materialize air into a cutting weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soniccam1 242 March 23, 2013 Share March 23, 2013 (edited) Granted, but you cut yourself in the process, leaving everybody being sliced to death.I wish that I can visit Twilight Sparkle Edited March 23, 2013 by soniccam1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 March 23, 2013 Share March 23, 2013 Granted, but for some reason she avoids you. I wish that my laptop wasn't buggered up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nohbdy 4,108 March 23, 2013 Share March 23, 2013 (edited) EDIT: Ninja'd. Granted, but it gets blown up. I wish people had more common sense. Edited March 23, 2013 by Twilicorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soniccam1 242 March 23, 2013 Share March 23, 2013 Granted, but common scene media likes to spam your mail with internet tips. I wish that I can noclip (fly) in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vexxy 134 March 24, 2013 Share March 24, 2013 (edited) Granted, but you can never use your legs again. I wish for an endless supply of Monster Energy Drink and magical toothpaste that works perfectly. Oh yeah, and brushes. And they would only appear when I need them, so no space issues. Ruin that one! >: ) Edited March 24, 2013 by Vexxy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Seeker 302 March 24, 2013 Share March 24, 2013 Granted. You get everything you asked for, but the Monster Energy drink starts to badly affect your health. Long story short, you lose all your teeth, making your tooth-brushing kit useless then you die of a massive heart attack because you drunk too much energy juice. It does take your body five-to-ten days to realize you are dead mind. That's a plus. I wish that the New Star Wars movies will be awesome! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Light Diamond 2,801 March 24, 2013 Share March 24, 2013 (edited) BAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Oh I am afraid that's impossible...well maybe...FINE, Granted but the effects are dreadful. I wish...I could think of a wish. Edited March 24, 2013 by Jolteon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Parks 1,798 March 24, 2013 Share March 24, 2013 Granted - You think of the best possible wish, but it won't come true because you already used up your one wish to think of it. I wish that Pinkie Pie was real, and lived with me, and was my best friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Light Diamond 2,801 March 24, 2013 Share March 24, 2013 Granted...but she misses her friends back in Equestria and becomes depressed. I wish this wish could not be corrupted (MWAHAHA...I HAVE BROKEN THE SYSTEM) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Seeker 302 March 24, 2013 Share March 24, 2013 Granted. You feel underwhelmed and a bit depressed at breaking the system (THE SYSTEM ALWAYS WINS!!!) I wish I lived in Rapture and had a Big Daddy for a loyal body guard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 March 24, 2013 Share March 24, 2013 Granted, but I killed Mr.Bubbles for touching my little sister. I wish I could meet a granny stripper who use to run drugs with the crips in Compton before hipsters ruined it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giegue 8 March 24, 2013 Share March 24, 2013 (edited) Granted, but said stripper is actually a 25 year old in disguise. I wish that I was fluent in 30 of the world's most popular languages. Edited March 24, 2013 by Giegue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 March 24, 2013 Share March 24, 2013 Okay, but this happens... "YER IN MURICA SO SPEAK MURICAN YA DAMN COMMIE!!!" MT wishes to be supreme dictator of everything that matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 March 24, 2013 Share March 24, 2013 Granted, but matter matters, and your mind is made of matter, so therefore a paradox has been made, and now you're too confused to dictate anything. I wish to have a can of bug spray that will repel all bugs from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 March 24, 2013 Share March 24, 2013 Granted, but you are mugged by an Equestrian Stormtrooper. MT wishes for people to buy his stocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soniccam1 242 March 24, 2013 Share March 24, 2013 Granted, but the Equestrian Stock Market becomes so corrupt, that no stocks can be bought. I wish that Derpy Hooves plays Portal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom The Diamond 1,822 March 24, 2013 Share March 24, 2013 Granted, but she accidentally puts a portal inside a muffin. No one understands how this is accomplished, and the universe crashes. I wish for a WiiU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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