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The Corrupted Wish Game


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Granted but a mugger steals it and uses it to hit you on the head with it. Now you are unconsous and every body thinks you broke the guitar.

 

I wish I had a better car on midnight club los Angeles

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Granted, prepare yo a butthore fore a anime overdoseruu!

I wish I could speak Japanese.

Granted, now you can't drive

 

I wish I had a harrier jumpjet

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Granted, now you have been influenced so much by the japanese you can't drive.

 

I wish I had an army

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Granted, however no one in it respects you and they stage a nearly blood coup. I say nearly as most of your blood will be burned with the rest of you when the rocket they strapped you to explodes in orbit. It was either that or being fed to army ants. Say thank you.

 

I wish this cold would go away.

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Granted now you have no ears

 

I wish to be able to be hypnotized. (sounds weird but I have tried everything)

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Granted, but you disobey your mother and enter the tall grass, with no suitcases to save you...

 

Muffin Thief wishes to be leader of a country that can't be voted out of office.

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Granted! It was prepared by Calvin's mother, you have no idea what it is, and then this happens:

 

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I wish Maurice LaMache could guest star in MLP:FIM, as an Orson Welles pony (preferably a unicorn).

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